CWC WARS Episode V- The Manchild Strikes Back
Not so very long ago, in a city, far far away…
CWC Wars
Episode V- The Manchild Strikes Back
It is a dark time for the Trolls. Although the S-CHU Ball has been destroyed, CWCperial troops have driven the trolling stupids from their hidden base and pursued them across CWCVille.
Evading the dreaded CWCperial fleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Sonichu has established a new secret base in the Winter Region.
The evil lord Darth Kaka, obsessed with finding young Sonichu, has dispatched thousands of robots into the far reaches of CWCVille….
Above Earth, a CWCperial Place Destroyer, sends out small robots to investigate the regions.
One of the robots crash lands in the Winter Region. Nearby, Sonichu, riding horseback, witnesses the crash.
"I haven't found anything. I'm heading back to base." Asperchu says through a communicator.
"Me either, listen a small meteor crashed over here, I'm going to check it out." Sonichu responded.
"Alright, but don't be gone too long." Asperchu told him.
Sonichu's horse starts to neigh furiously.
"What's the matter? Ya smell something?" Sonichu asked the horse. Just then a large hairy creature, in a blue shirt, slapped Sonichu across the face with his big hand. The creature then dragged Sonichu and his horse to a nearby cave.
At the Troll's hidden base, Asperchu enters the hangar with small fighters called "S-Speeders" and The Third Date in the of the hangar. Asperchu walked up to his ship and on top of it was PickleMan working on the ship.
"PickleMan! PickleMan!" Asperchu chanted.
"Man, you better come help me with this!" PickleMan snapped.
"Easy, once I'm done reporting in I'll come help you." Asperchu said.
Asperchu walked into the large computer filled room, this was the command center. He reported to Clyde Cash who obtained the rank of general.
"I didn't find anything out there, General." Asperchu told him.
"Did Sonichu check in?" Cash asked.
"No, he's checking out a meteor strike." Asperchu said. "Listen, I can't stick around for too long. If I don't pay off Barba the Hunk, I'll be a deadman."
"You're a good fighter Asperchu, I'd hate to lose you." Cash said.
Asperchu looked over at Rosechu.
"Well, I guess this is it." Asperchu told her as she nodded. "Don't get all mushy on me, so long Rosechu." He said as he walked out of the room into the corridor. Rosechu followed him.
"Asperchu!" Rosechu called. Asperchu turned around.
"Yes, your Lioness?" Asperchu asked.
"I thought you decided to stay?" She asked.
"Well the TrollBuster we ran into in the Zappin District changed my mind." He told her.
"We need you." Rosechu said.
"We?" He asked.
"Yes, we." She said.
"What about, you need?" He asked.
"I don't know what you're talking about." She said.
"Come on, you want me to stay just because of the way you feel about me." Asperchu said.
"Yes, you're a great help to us, an actual leader." She said.
"No, that's not it." Asperchu said.
"You're imagining things." She told him.
"Really? Then why are you following me?" Asperchu asked.
"Hmph, I'd rather play with a pickle!" She said.
"That could be arranged." Asperchu told her as he stormed off.
In the hangar, Asperchu joins PickleMan and works on The Third Date. Magi-Chan and Bionic quickly walk up to Asperchu who continues to work on his ship.
"What are you doing?" Asperchu asked PickleMan. "I'm trying to get us out of here!"
"Sir." Magi-Chan said.
"What?" Asperchu asked.
"Rosechu has been trying to contact you by communicator." Magi-Chan told him.
"I turned it off." Asperchu said. "I don't want to talk to her."
"She wants to know if you've heard from Sonichu." Magi-Chan said.
"I haven't heard from him." Asperchu said,
"Well no one has." Magi-Chan said.
"What do you mean 'no one'?" Asperchu asked. "Deck Officer! Deck Officer!" Asperchu called. "Has Sonichu checked in yet?"
"It's possible he came in through the south entrance." The officer said.
"Possible? Go find out its getting dark out there." Asperchu told him.
"Yes sir." The officer said.
Asperchu walked into the stables. The officer returned. "Sir, Sonichu hasn't checked in at the south entrance." He said.
"Are the S-Speeders ready?" Asperchu asked.
"Not yet sir we have had trouble adapting them to the new codes." The officer told him.
"Then I'll go on my horse." Asperchu said.
"Sir your horse will freeze before you get to the fourth checkpoint!" The officer exclaimed.
"Then I'll see you in Hell!" Asperchu said while riding out of the stables and out in the snowy wasteland.
Inside the cave, Sonichu finds himself locked upside down. Whatever this creature was it reminded him of Richard Karn from Home Improvement. The creature finished trimming his already scruffy beard, and looked into the mirror to give a great big smile. Below Sonichu, was his HeartTorch Saber tossed in the snow. Sonichu tried to reach his arm out to grab it but it was no use. Sonichu began to meditate and focus his mind to use za power to grab it. The HeartTorch Saber started to shake and move, and soon it was in Sonichu's hand. He activated it and released himself from his bonds. The creature heard the commotion and went to go check it out. It screamed while it lunged his arm at Sonichu.
"HI I'M BILLY MAYS!" It said. Sonichu was terrified by the size of this "Billy Mays" and chopped his arm off with his HeartTorch Saber. Sonichu ran out of the cave and into the blistering cold snow. By this time a horrible snow storm had been passing through. Sonichu ran as fast as he could through the knee deep snow until he couldn't run anymore and was so exhausted he fell to the ground.
Sonichu then heard a faint voice of a man calling his name. The voice kept getting louder "Sonichu!" It said. Just then before his eyes, Sonichu gazed upon the image of Michael Snyder, his old mentor.
"Sonichu, you will go to the CWCVille Forests, there you will learn from Wild, the CWCki Master who instructed me." The ghost said as it faded away. From behind it Asperchu emerged from the flakes of snow and Sonichu fainted.
"Sonichu!" Asperchu said as he jumped off of the horse. Asperchu checked if Sonichu was still alive. He still was but if he stayed out in the cold for too long he would not survive. Behind him Asperchu's horse and fallen dead, due to extreme cold. Asperchu dragged Sonichu over to the horse, took his HeartTorch Saber and cut into the horse to put Sonichu in to keep him warm. Asperchu set up a small camp to communicate with the base tomorrow morning.
The next morning S-Speeders were sent out to search for Asperchu and Sonichu.
"Commander Sonichu? Do you copy?" One of the pilots said trying to reach a communicator. "Asperchu? Do you copy?"
"Good morning, nice of you to drop by!" Asperchu said over the communicator.
"Base, this is Bravo 2. I've found them, repeat I've found them." The pilot told base.
Back at the Troll Base, the medical team worked to bring Sonichu back to health. In the recovery room Sonichu was laying down, and was joined by Asperchu, PickleMan, Magi-Chan and Bionic.
"Hey Sonichu how ya feeling? Don’t look so bad to me." Asperchu asked.
“Thanks to you.” Sonichu said. Then Rosechu walked into the room.
“That’s two you owe me.” Asperchu responded.
“Well your Lioness, looks like you managed to keep me around for a little while longer.” Asperchu told her.
“I had nothing to do with it. General Cash thinks it's dangerous for any ships to leave the region until we've activated the energy shield.” She told him.
“That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a guy like me out of your sight.” Asperchu said
“I don’t know where you get your delusions.” Rosechu said, PickleMan chuckled.
“Laugh it up, prickly wickly, but you didn’t see us in the south corridor. She expressed her true feelings for me.” Asperchu said.
“My...! Why, you slow in the mind,...autistic,...self absorbed,...little man!” Rosechu exclaimed.
“Who’s self absorbed? Must’ve hit pretty close to the mark to getting her all riled up like that huh kid?” Asperchu asked.
“Why, I guess you don’t know everything about women.” Rosechu said as she walked over to kiss Sonichu. Rosechu turned around and walked out of the room. In the distance alarms rang.
“Take it easy.” Asperchu said as he walked out of the room.
Asperchu heads to the command center.
“Rosechu, we have a visitor.” General Cash says. “We've picked up something outside the base in zone twelve, moving east.”
“It’s metal” one of the Troll officers said. He then hits a button and a robotic sound plays overhead.
“Sir, I am fluent in six million forms of telepathy. This signal is not used by the Trolls. It could be an CWCperial signal.” Magi-Chan said.
“It isn't friendly, whatever it is. Come on, PickleMan, let's check it out.” Asperchu said.
Outside of the base the robot is looking around and spots the Troll shield generator and sends out a signal. Behind a large mound of snow, Asperchu and PickleMan are preparing to capture the robot, when its pickle sensors are activated and it self destructs into a million pieces.
Back in the command center.
“I’m afraid there’s not much left.” Asperchu says over a communicator.
“What was it?” General Cash asks.
“Robot of some kind. Didn’t hit it at all, it must have had a self destruct.” Asperchu responded while sending images to the base.
“A CWCperial Probe Bot.” Rosechu said as she looked at the screen.
“It’s a good bet the CWCpire knows we’re here.” Asperchu said.
“We’d better start the evacuation.” General Cash told Rosechu.
In space we see the CWCperial fleet joined by Lord Kaka’s Place Destroyer. Inside Manajerks work furiously to locate the Trolls.
“Admiral.” Captain Manajerk said.
“Yes Captain?” Admiral Manajerk asked.
“I think we've got something, sir. The report is only a fragment from a probe bot in the Winter region, but it's the best lead we've had.” Captain Manajerk told him.
“We have thousands of probe bots searching the city. I want proof, not leads!” the Admiral said furiously.
“But the visuals indicated life readings. Last time I checked the region was devoid of humans.” the Captain said.
Just then Darth Kaka walked over to the viewing screen.
“Mm...have ya’ll found something?” Kaka asked.
“Yes my lord.” the Captain said.
Kaka studied the viewing screen.
“Mm...that’s it. That’s where the trolling stupids are.” Kaka told them.
“My lord, there are so many uncharted settlements. It could be…” the Admiral said.
“That is da region. And I'm sure dat Sonichu is with them. Set your course for the Winter Region. General, prepare your Jerk Troopers.” Kaka said as he left.
Back in the Troll command center.
“General, there's a fleet of Place Destroyers coming out of chinaspace in sector four.” a Troll officer said.
“Reroute all power to the energy shield. We've got to hold them till all transports are away. Prepare for ground assault.” Cash told him.
Inside Lord Kaka’s room filled with tables and lego sets on top of them, the General Manajerk walks in. Lord Kaka turns to face him.
“Mm...how can I help you?” Lord Kaka asked.
“My lord, the fleet has moved out of chinaspeed. Troll-Scan has detected an energy field protecting an area around the sixth district of the Winter Region. The field is strong enough to deflect any bombardment.” The General told him.
“The god damned Trolls are alerted to our presence. Admiral Manajerk came out of chinaspeed too close to the region.” Kaka said.
“He felt surprise was wiser..” The General said.
“He is a god damned troll too! General, prepare your Jerk Troopers for a surface attack.” Kaka ordered.
The General left the room, and Kaka turned on his PlayStation Eye to communicate with the Admiral.
“Lord Kaka, the fleet has moved out of chinaspeed, and we're preparing to..” the Admiral said when he was interrupted.
“CURSE-YA-HA-ME-HA!!!!” Kaka screamed out. Just then on the screen the Admiral dropped dead. “Mm...You failed me for da last time, Admiral. Captain Manajerk”
“Yes, my lord?” the Captain asked.
“Mm...land our troops beyond da energy shield and deploy da fleet so that nothing gets out of that...that region. You are in command now, Admiral Manajerk Jones. All this stress...mm...yeah…” Kaka said.
“Thank you, Lord Kaka.” the newly promoted Admiral said.
Inside the Troll base hangar, Rosechu assembles a squad of pilots to go over the evacuation procedures.
“All troop carriers will assemble at the north entrance. The heavy transport ships will leave as soon as they're loaded. Only two fighter escorts per ship. The energy shield can only be opened for a short time, so you'll have to stay very close to your transports.” Rosechu told them.
“Two fighters against a Place Destroyer?”
“The ion cannon will fire several shots to make sure that any enemy ships will be out of your flight path. When you've gotten past the energy shield, proceed directly to the rendezvous point. Understood?” Rosechu said.
“Right.” They all said in unison as the departed for their ships.
In the command center, General Cash orders the Trolls to send the first evacuation shuttle.
“Their primary target will be the power generators. Prepare to open the shield.” Cash said.
Outside Troll ships begin to depart from the base and are heading towards the CWCperial Place Destroyer. Suddenly from the Troll base a large laser shot at the CWCperial ship and disabled it letting the Troll ships pass.
Inside the Troll hangar Sonichu quickly runs to his S-Speeder, the loudspeaker announced that the first transport got passed the CWCperial ship. In his S-Speeder was the gunner Jack Thaddeus.
“Feeling alright sir?” He asked Sonichu.
“Just like new Jack, how bout you?” Sonichu responded.
“Right now I feel like I could take on the entire CWCpire myself.” Jack said.
“I know what you mean.” Sonichu said.
The S-Speeder’s cockpit closed and prepared to launch. Outside a Troll soldier looked through his binoculars and spotted four large, towering mechanical dog like creatures. One had a chain around it’s neck, it said “Snoopy” the other the same except for the name “Clover.” These behemoth mechanical dogs were called Beagle Walkers by the CWCpire and Trolls, and were modeled after Darth Kaka's pet beagles.
Inside, the loudspeaker announced the presence of the Beagle Walkers. The S-Speeders were launched out of the hangar and headed towards the Walkers to defend the base.
"Alright keep tight boys!" Sonichu said into the communicator.
"Sonichu I have no approach vector! I'm not set!" Jack told him.
"Steady Jack." Sonichu responded. "Attack pattern delta!" He told the other pilots.
The S-Speeders flew furiously through and around the Beagle Walkers. The Walkers continue to fire on the Troll soldiers on the ground below.
"Alright I'm going in! Matthew you still with me? Sonichu said.
Sonichu flies towards the head of the Beagle Walker and fires doing no harm to the machine. “That armor is too strong for lasers!” He tells the others. “Green Group, use your harpoons and tow cables. Go for the legs. It might be our only chance of stopping them.” Sonichu explained. “All right, stand by, Jack.”
“Sonichu, we've got a malfunction in fire control. I'll have to cut in the auxiliary.” Jack told him.
“Just hang on. Hang on, Jack. Get ready to fire that tow cable.” Sonichu said. Just then sparks flew from Jack’s controls and he fell, blood streams down his forehead, which rests on his smoldering controls. Out the back window, an CWCperial walker recedes in the distance. “Jack? Jack?” Sonichu said.
Through the cockpit window of the Beagle Walker, General Manajerk and his pilot can see the Troll power generators in the distance.
“Yes, Lord Kaka. I've reached the main power generator. The shield will be down in moments. You may start your landing.” The General said.
Sonichu still flies around the Beagle Walkers.
“Green Three.” Sonichu called.
“Copy, Green Leader.” Matthew said.
“Matthew, I've lost my gunner. You'll have to make this shot. I'll cover for you. Set your harpoon. Follow me on the next pass.” Sonichu said. The two S-Speeders flew towards the closet Walker.
"Activate harpoon." Matthew said. Matthew's gunner fired the harpoon and it stuck to the leg of the walker. "Good shot Jackson." Matthew cheered on.
Matthew piloted the S-Speeder around the walker in a circle until the cable was around the legs to make it fall. Once it fell S-Speeders flew in to destroy it. “That got him!” Matthew said.
“I see it, good work Matthew!” Sonichu said.
Inside the command center.
“I don’t think we can protect two transports at a time.” General Cash told Rosechu.
“We don’t have much of a choice. Evacuate remaining ground staff.” Rosechu said.
In the hangar Asperchu and PickleMan worked on The Third Date.
“No, no, no! This one goes here! That one goes there, got it?” Asperchu told PickleMan.
In the Beagle Walker.
“All troops will debark for ground assault. Prepare to target the main generator.” the General Manajerk ordered. The General's Beagel Walker fire lasers at generator and destroyed it leaving the Trolls defenseless. Sonichu headed towards one of the Beagle Walkers but was hit and landed in the snowy terrain. Sonichu looked back to see if Jack was alright, but he still layed there not moving. Sonichu opened up the cockpit of the S-Speeder to get out, but when opening it he noticed one of the Beagle Walker heading toward his speeder. Sonichu quickly got out and tried to save Jack but it was no use, the Walker almost crushed Sonichu if he hadn't jumped out of the way. Sonichu grabbed his grapple gun and shot up to the Walker and flew up towards the bottom of it. He took out his HeartTorch Saber cut a hole in the Walker and threw in a grenade. He detached the grapple and fell to the ground. The Walker stopped moving and began to light up from the inside. The head of the Walker exploded and it fell into the snow.
In the destroyed command center Rosechu quickly made preparations for the other transports to escape. Asperchu came into the room.
"What are you doing here?" Rosechu asked him.
"I heard the command center was hit." He told her.
"Well, you have your clearance to leave." Rosechu said.
"I'll leave, once I get you to your ship." Asperchu said.
Over the loudspeaker announced "CWCperial Troops have entered the base!"
"That's it come on!" Asperchu said.
"Sound the evacuation signal. And get to your ships!" Rosechu told the officers. Asperchu pulled her out to the hallway to escort her to her ship. Asperchu and Rosechu travel through the corridors when a part of it collapsed in front of them, leaving the passageway blocked.
"Transport, this is Asperchu, better take off I can't get her to the ship passage way is blocked, I'll get her out on the Third Date." Asperchu said to the transport over a communicator.
A blast came from within the command center and smoke filled the chilling room. Lord Kaka walked in with his JerkTroopers. Asperchu and Rosechu reach the Third Date and prepare to lift off. Closely behind them was Darth Kaka and his troops. The Third Date rose from the hangar floor and flew out of the hangar. Sonichu was returning to his Q-Wing when he spotted the ship flying off.
Once Sonichu reached his Q-Wing he noticed Bionic stayed behind with him. The two got inside the Q-Wing and left the Winter region.
"Where are we going?" Bionic asked Sonichu.
"We are heading to the CWCVille Forests." Sonichu told him.
"We aren't joining the others?" Bionic asked.
"No, we aren't regrouping with the others." Sonichu said.
We cut to The Third Date escaping the Winter Region closely followed by a Place Destroyer.
"Look two more Place Destroyers!" PickleMan said.
"I saw them!! I saw them!" Asperchu responded. "We can still out maneuver them!"
The Third Date took a swooping dive away from the Place Destroyers, who were now on a collision course.
"Raise the collision alarm!" The Admiral of one of the Place Destroyers said. There was a huge shake in the ship as it collided with the others.
The Third Date flew away from the action, followed by PSEye Fighters.
"Get ready for the jump to chinaspeed." Asperchu told PickleMan.
"But sir!" Magi-Chan said.
"Shut up!" Asperchu said.
"They're getting closer!" Rosechu exclaimed.
"Oh really? Watch this." Asperchu said as he activated the chinaspeed, nothing happened.
"Watch what?" Rosechu asked.
"I think we're in trouble." Asperchu said.
"Sir, I saw that the chinaspeed motivator is damaged it's impossible to make the jump to chinaspeed." Magi-Chan told him.
"We're in trouble!" Asperchu said as he leapt from his chair to go fix the motivator.
"Horizontal boosters...!" Asperchu said. "Adult diapers?! That's not it! Bring me the hydro spanners!" He told PickleMan. PickleMan sets the toolbox by the area where Asperchu is working. A hit shakes the ship and knocks over the toolbox on Asperchu.
"Ow!" He screams. Another hit shakes the ship. "That's not a laser blast."
"Asperchu get up here!" Rosechu calls. Asperchu runs into the cockpit and sits down.
"Asteroids." He says. He begins to navigate through the field.
"You're not actually going into an asteroid field?!" Rosechu asked.
"They'd be crazy to follow us, wouldn't they?" Asperchu told her.
"But the odds of surviving in an asteroid field is over nine thousand!" Magi-Chan said.
"Never tell me odds!" Asperchu said. The Third Date flew around the large asteroids and the PSEye Fighters flew into them one by one. "I'm going to move in closer to one of the bigger ones." Asperchu said.
"Closer?" Magi-Chan and Rosechu said.
"This is suicide." Magi-Chan said.
"I hope you know what you're doing." Rosechu said.
"Yea me too." Asperchu said. The Third Date flew down by one of the bigger asteroids and flew into a large hole in it, disappearing into the darkness.
Sonichu's Q-Wing was closing in on the CWCVille Forests.
"Is that it?" Bionic asked.
"Yup, that's the CWCVille Forests." Sonichu said. As the Q-Wing flew closer to the forests the Q-Wing began to shut down.
"Whoa! All the scopes are dead! I can't see a thing!" Sonichu said. "Just hold on!"
The Q-Wing then crashed into a large lake in the forest. Sonichu got out of the ship and looked around.
"Bionic, stay put. I'll have a look around." He said. "If you're saying coming here was a bad idea, I'm starting to agree with you."
In Darth Kaka's Place Destroyer. Admiral Manajerk Jones walks into Lord Kaka's quarters. Inside Kaka was doing his make up. Once he was finished he turned around.
"Mm, yes Admiral?" Kaka asked.
"My lord, our ships have sighted The Third Date, but it appears the ship has entered an asteroid field." Jones explained.
"Mm, well we will just follow them. I want that ship, not excuses." Kaka told him.
"Yes Lord." Jones said.
Back in the CWCVille Forests, Sonichu has set up camp.
"Now all I have to do is find this Wild. If he even exists." Sonichu said. "Still…there's something familiar about this place. I feel like…I don't know…"
"Feel like what?" A strange voice said. Sonichu jumped pulled out a pistol and turned around.
"Like we're being watched…" Sonichu said as he pointed his gun at a small green creature.
"Put your weapon away. I mean you no harm." The creature said. "I am wondering, why are you here?" It asked.
"I'm looking for someone." Sonichu told him.
"You have found someone…hm hm hm." The creature said. "I can help you."
"Right, I'm looking for a great warrior." Sonichu told him.
"Ohh war does not make one great." The creature said.
"I'm looking for a CWCki Master." Sonichu said.
"Ohh, CWCki Master. Wild! You seek Wild!" The creature said.
"You know him?" Sonichu asked.
"Yes, I'll take you to him. But first, we must eat. Come, come." The creature said. The creature lead Sonichu to his hut.
Back in The Third Date, Asperchu continued to fix the ship. The ship shook.
"Sir, I don't think this asteroid is entirely stable." Magi-Chan told Asperchu.
"Not entirely…jeez I'm glad you're here to tell us these things." Asperchu said sarcastically. Asperchu walked into a small area, where Rosechu was working on the ship. "Let me help you with that." He said. Rosechu pushed him away.
"I don't need help." She said.
"Easy there your Lioness." He said.
"Would you please stop calling me that?" She asked.
"Ok fine, Rosey." Asperchu said.
"I don't know why you have to make everything so difficult." She told him.
"I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer, though. Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right." Asperchu said
"Occasionally maybe...when you aren't acting like a dick headed idiot." She said.
"Dick headed idiot? I like the sound of that." He said as he took Rosechu's hand and started to massage it.
"Stop that." Rosechu said.
"Stop what?" Asperchu asked.
"My hands are dirty." Rosechu said.
"Mine are too. What are you afraid of?" He asked.
"Afraid?" Rosechu said.
Suddenly Magi-Chan. Walks in on the scene.
"Sir, I've fixed the hyper deluxer!" Magi-Chan told Asperchu.
"Thank you, thank you very much." Asperchu said. Rosechu left the small area and Magi-Chan followed.
Onboard Kaka's Place Destroyer, Darth Kaka held a small meeting with other Manajerks about finding the Third Date.
"...and that, Lord Kaka, was the last time they appeared in any of our scopes. Considering the amount of damage we've sustained, they must have been destroyed." One Manajerk said.
"No, Captain Manajerk Carl, they're alive. I want every ship available to sweep da asteroid field until they are found..." Kaka said. Admiral Manajerk Jones walks up to Kaka.
"Lord Kaka." Jones said.
"Yes, Admiral?" Kaka said.
"The Emperor demands you make contact with him." Jones told Kaka.
"Move the ship out of da Asteroid field so we can make a good connection." Kaka said.
"Yes, my lord." The Admiral said.
Kaka's Place Destroyer move out of the Asteroid Field. Kaka walked into a large room with a viewing screen. The image of a cloaked elderly figure appeared. This is the Emperor.
"Good evening sir, how are you?" Kaka said as he kneeled down.
"There is a great disturbance in za power." The Emperor said.
"Mm…I have felt it." Kaka said.
"We have a new enemy. Sonichu." The Emperor said. "He could destroy us."
"He is just an electric hedgehog pokemon, Michael Snyder cannot help him now." Kaka said.
"The son of Chandler must not become a CWCki." The Emperor said.
"He will join us or die." Kaka said.
Back in the CWCVille Forest, the creature Sonichu met was preparing food.
"Look I'm sure it's delicious, but I don't understand why we can't go see Wild now." Sonichu said.
"Patience." The creature said. "For a CWCki it is time to eat too."
"How far away is Wild? Will it take us long to get there?" Sonichu asked.
"Not far. Wild's not far. Patience. Soon you will be with him. Why do you wish to become a CWCki? Hm?" The creature said.
"Mostly because of my father I guess." Sonichu said.
"Oh your father, powerful CWCki he was." The creature said.
"Oh, come on. How could you know my father? You don't even know who I am." Sonichu said. "Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here. We're wasting our time."
The creature turned away from Sonichu.
"I cannot teach him. He's too impatient." He said.
"He will learn patience." Snyder's voice said.
"There's a lot of tard rage in him, like his father." The creature said.
"Was I any different when you taught me?" Snyder's voice said.
"He is not ready." The creature said.
Sonichu finally realized who the creature was.
"Wild! I'm ready! Michael tell him I'm ready!" Sonichu said.
"Ready, are you? What do you know of ready? I have trained CWCki for eight hundred years. I had my own counsel to decide who would be trained! A CWCki must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. I've watched this one for a long time. His mind never on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A CWCki craves not these things. You are reckless!" Wild said.
"If you remember, so was I." Snyder's voice said.
"He's too old. Yes, too old to begin the training." Wild said.
"But I've learned so much." Sonichu said. "I'm not afraid."
"You will be, you will be." Wild said.
Back on the Third Date, Rosechu is sitting in the cockpit. Suddenly Rosechu saw something move outside in the corner of her eye. She rose to look out the window. Just then a large bird like creature slammed onto the window. Rosechu screamed and ran out of the cockpit.
"Sir, if I may venture an opinion..." Magi-Chan said.
"I'm not really interested in your opinion Magi-Chan." Asperchu told him.
"There's something outside." Rosechu told them.
"Where?" Asperchu asked.
"Outside in the cave." Rosechu said. As she speaks, there comes a sharp banging on the hull.
"Listen there it is!" Magi-Chan said.
"I'm going out there." Asperchu said.
"Are you crazy?!" Rosechu exclaimed.
"I just got this bucket back together. I'm not going to let something tear it apart." Asperchu told her. He and PickleMan grabbed their breathing masks and walked out into the dark cave. Rosechu follows them.
"This ground sure feels strange. It doesn't feel like rock at all." She said.
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here." Asperchu said. Suddenly they all heard a growl coming from the cave itself. "Wait a minute…" Asperchu said. He took out his megatron pistol and fired at the ground. Just then a loud howl echoed through the cave and it began to shake. They all ran back into the Third Date, and Asperchu quickly lifted off to get out of the cave. As they launched off, Rosechu noticed that the cave was collapsing. The Third Date flew out what should’ve been the cave and a large worm followed the ship to try and gobble it back up. Asperchu flew towards the nearest Place Destroyer.
The Manajerks on the bridge of the ship were somehow confused why the would attack head on. They raised their shields and the Third Date flew over them and suddenly disappeared on their radars.
"Where did they go?" Captain Manajerk Carl asked the others.
"They don't appear on our radars sir." Another Manajerk said.
A disappointed looked came to Carl's face.
"I will take a shuttle to Lord Kaka's ship and apologize in real life." He said.
Back in the CWCVille Forests we find Sonichu running through a training course, and Wild sitting watching.
"Run! Yes. A CWCki's strength flows from za power. But beware of the dark side. Anger...fear...aggression. They are the dark side of za power. They flow easily, quick to join you in a fight. If you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Michael's apprentice." Wild told Sonichu.
Sonichu paused and turned to look at Wild.
"Kaka. Is the dark side stronger?" He asked.
"No!" Wild said quickly. "No it is not."
"How will I know the good from the bad?" Sonichu asked.
"You will know." Wild said. "When you are calm, at peace. Passive. A CWCki uses za power for trolling and defense, never for attack. Now that is all I will teach you today."
Sonichu and Wild walked away from the course and passed by a large cave. Wild sat down on a rock. Sonichu felt a darkness from the cave.
"Something's not right here." He said. "I feel cold, death."
"That place...is strong with the dark side of za power. A domain of evil it is. You must go in." Wild said.
"What's in there?" Sonichu asked.
"Only what you take with you." Wild said.
Sonichu grabbed his HeartTorch Saber and walked inside the cave.
Inside it was overgrown with weeds and miss hung down from the walls. Sonichu came across a large wall and he saw some sort of writing on them, but couldn't make them out. Suddenly torches lit up and Sonichu saw the writings on the wall. It read:
It was prophesied by the ancient masters that the reincarnation of our leader will take pen in hand to combine a mouse and a hedgehog, and give birth to a new electric creature! Then the leader will place his hand-made medallion on the pedestal, and release the powers that were his! As well as his lady's and rival's powers. The powers will transform you all into the electric creatures, with variable powers of good, bad, and peace! Also, an evil will strike the day the original electrical creature finds the cave; only the released powers can defeat the evil!
Sonichu had no idea what this meant so he left the cave.
Aboard Kaka's Place Destroyer, Kaka just finished cursing Captain Manajerk Carl to death. Kaka then walked over to a group of mercenaries.
"TrollBusters. We don't need that scum." Admiral Jones said to another Manajerk.
"...there will be a substantial reward for the one who finds da Third Date, a free drawing by yours truly. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No setting people on fire!" Kaka told the TrollBusters.
"As you wish." One of them said. He was a cyan colored electric hedgehog Pokemon, this was Jonas-Chu. The TrollBusters headed out to find the Third Date.
Back in the CWCVille Forests, Sonichu continues his training. Here he is lifting rocks weighing a grand number of pounds using za power.
"Use za power…" Wild said. "Concentrate."
Just then, Sonichu was disrupted by his Q-Wing sinking in the lake. The rocks fell to the ground, and Sonichu got up to look at what happened.
"Now we'll never get out of here." He said.
"So sure are you?" Wild asked. "Have you not learned anything?"
"Moving stones around is one thing. This is totally different." Sonichu said.
"No! It's not different!" Only in your mind." Wild said.
"Ok, I'll try." Sonichu said.
"No. Do, or do not. There is no try." Wild said. Sonichu turned to face the Q-Wing and lifted his arm. With great effort in za power Sonichu began to lift the Q-Wing higher, but quickly lost concentration and the Q-Wing sunk down again.
"I can't do it. It weighs like 5 or 10 tons." Sonichu said.
"Look at me, I'm smaller than you. And do you judge me for that?" Wild asked. "And well you should not. For my ally is in za power. And a powerful ally it is. Trolling creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous trolls we are...not this crude matter. You must feel za power around you. Here, between you...me...the tree...the rock...everywhere! Yes, even between this land and that ship!"
"You ask the impossible." Sonichu said as he walked away and rested by a tree. Wild quietly turned to the ship, closed his eyes and began to use za power to lift the ship out of the lake. Without a sweat, Wild successfully lifted the Q-Wing and placed it onto the ground next to Sonichu. Sonichu looked at Wild.
"I don't believe it." Sonichu said.
"That is why you failed." Wild said.
On Kaka's Place Destroyer.
"Lord Kaka, our ships have completed their scan of the area and found nothing. If the Third Date went into chinaspeed, it'll be back in the city by now." Jones said.
"Alert all da commands." Kaka said.
"Yes my lord." Jones said.
"Don't fail me Admiral." Kaka said.
"Deploy the fleet." Jones told another Manajerk.
Outside The Third Date cleverly attached itself to the Place Destroyer that followed them.
"Look, the fleets beginning to break up." Asperchu said.
"You have your moments." Rosechu said. "Now what?"
"Well, if they follow standard CWCperial procedure, they'll dump their garbage before they go to chinaspeed, then we just float away. Like a piece of the garbage." Asperchu said.
"Then what?" Rosechu asked.
"We've got to find a good region to get to." Asperchu said. "Wait, look at this Jivin."
"The Jivin Region?" Rosechu asked.
"No it's not a region it's a man." Asperchu said. He's a player, gambler, scoundrel. You'd like him."
"Thanks." Rosechu said.
"Cloud District, not too far. We go back a long way, Jivin and me." Asperchu said.
"Can you trust him?" Rosechu asked.
"No. But he has no love for the CWCpire, I can tell you that." Asperchu told her. "Here we go."
The Third Date detached from the Place Destroyer and floated away with the garbage. The Place Destroyers went into chinaspeed and disappeared. The Third Date flew to the Cloud District, but another ship was on their tail. It went unnoticed.
Back in the CWCVille Forests, Sonichu is once again training.
"Concentrate...feel za power flow. Yes. Good. Calm, yes. Through za power, things you will see. Other places. The future...the past. Old friends long gone." Wild said. Sonichu suddenly became distressed.
"Asperchu! Rosechu!" He said.
"Control, control. You must learn control." Wild said.
"I saw a region surrounded by clouds." He told Wild.
"Friends you have there." Wild said.
"They were in pain." Sonichu said
"It is the future you see." Wild said
"Future? Will they die?" Sonichu asked.
"Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future." Wild said.
"I need to go save them." Sonichu said.
"You must decide how to serve them best. If you leave now, you could help them. But you would destroy all for which they have fought and suffered." Wild said.
The Third Date reached the Cloud District and was being followed by Cloud District officers.
“No, I don't have a landing permit. I'm trying to reach Jivin.” Asperchu said.
“Whoa! Wait a minute! Let me explain.” Asperchu said.
“You will not deviate from your present course.” The officer said.
“Rather touchy, aren't they?” Magi-Chan said.
“I thought you knew this person.” Rosechu said.
“What about that one deal you made with him?” PickleMan asked.
“Well, that was a long time ago. I'm sure he's forgotten about that.”Asperchu said.
“Permission granted to land on Platform Three-two-seven.” The officer said.
“Thank you.” Asperchu said into the communicator. “There's nothing to worry about. We go way back, Jivin and me.”
“Who's worried?” Rosechu asked.
“Oh. No one to meet us.” Magi-Chan said.
“I don't like this.” Rosechu said.
“Well, what would you like?” Asperchu asked.
“They did let us land.” Magi-Chan said.
“Look, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine. Trust me.” Asperchu said.
A man in his thirties walked out a door towards Asperchu.
“See? My friend.” Asperchu said. “Keep your eyes open, okay?” He told PickleMan.
“Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler! You've got a lot of guts coming here, after what you pulled.” Jivin said. Asperchu and Jivin stared each other down. “How you doing, you old pirate? So good to see you! I never thought I'd catch up with you again.” Jivin said. “Where you been?” He asked.
“Well, he seems very friendly.” Magi-Chan said.
“Yes...very friendly.” Rosechu said,
“What are you doing here?” Jivin asked.
“Ahh...repairs. I thought you could help me out.” Asperchu said.
“What have you done to my ship?” Jivin asked.
“Your ship? Hey, remember, you lost her to me fair and square.” Asperchu said.
“Hello. What have we here? Welcome. I'm Jivin I'm the administrator of this facility. and who might you be?” He asked.
“Rosechu.” She said.
“Welcome, Rosechu.” Jivin said.
“All right, all right, you old smoothie.” Asperchu said.
“Hello, sir. I am Magi-Chan…” Magi-Chan said while Jivin walked away. “Well, really!”
“What's wrong with the Third Date?” Jivin asked.
“Chinadrive.” Asperchu told him.
“I'll get my people to work on it.” Jivin said.
“Good.” Asperchu said.
“You know, that ship saved my life quite a few times. She's the fastest hunk of junk in CWCVille.” Jivin said.
The group walked into the building.
“How's the gas mine? Is it paying off for you?” Asperchu asked.
“Oh, not as well as I'd like. We're a small outpost and not very self-sufficient. And I've had supply problems of every kind. I've had labor difficulties…” Jivin said, he saw Asperchu grinning. “What's so funny?”
“You. Listen to you -- you sound like a businessman, a responsible leader. Who'd have thought that, huh?” Asperchu said.
“You know, seeing you sure brings back a few things.” Jivin said.
“Yeah.” Asperchu said.
“Yeah, I'm responsible these days. It's the price you pay for being successful.” Jivin said.
The group passed by a door, and from within Magi-Chan heard something that sounded like Bionic.
“That sounds like Bionic in there. I wonder if…” Magi-Chan said. Magi-Chan walks through the doorway to the main room. He looks in. “Hello? How interesting. Oh, my.”
“Who are you?” a man said.
“Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I...I didn't mean to intrude. No, no, please don't get up. No!” Magi-Chan said. A blue bolt hit Magi-Chan's chest and freezes him, the door closed.
In the CWCVille Forests Sonichu loads a heavy case into the belly of the ship. Bionic itss in the Q-Wing, settling down into his cubbyhole. Wild stands nearby on a log.
“Sonichu! You must complete the training.” Wild said.
“I can't keep the vision out of my head. They're my friends. I've got to help them.” Sonichu told him.
“You must not go!” Wild said.
“But Asperchu and Rosechu will die if I don't.” Sonichu said.
“You don't know that.” Michael said. Sonichu looks toward the voice in amazement. Michael has materialized as a real, slightly shimmering image near Wild. “Even Wild cannot see their fate.” He said.
“But I can help them! I feel za power!” Sonichu said.
“But you cannot control it. This is a dangerous time for you, when you will be tempted by the dark side of za power.” Michael said
“Yes, yes. Listen to Michael. The cave. Remember the message at the cave!” Wild said.
“But I've learned so much since then. Master Yoda, I promise to return and finish what I've begun. You have my word.” Sonichu said.
“It is you and your abilities the Emperor wants. that is why your friends are made to suffer.” Michael said.
“And that is why I have to go.” Sonichu said.
“Sonichu, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Kaka.” Michael said.
“You won't.” Sonichu said.
“They must be stopped. Only a fully trained CWCki Knight with za power as his ally will conquer Kaka and his Emperor. If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path, as Kaka did, you will become an agent of evil.” Wild said.
“Patience.” Michael told Sonichu.
“And sacrifice Asperchu and Rosechu?” Sonichu asked
“If you honor what they fight for...yes!” Wild said.
“If you choose to face Kaka, you will do it alone. I cannot interfere.” Michael said.
“I understand. Bionic fire up the converters.” Sonichu said.
“Sonichu, don't give in to hate ,that leads to the dark side.” Michael said. Sonichu nods and climbs into his ship.
“Kaka is strong. Mind what you have learned. It can save you.” Wild said.
“I will. And I'll return. I promise.” Sonichu said. Bionic closes the cockpit. Michael and Wild and watching as the roar of the engines and the wind engulf them.
“I told you, He is reckless. Now matters are worse.” Wild said.
“That boy is our last hope.” Michael said.
“No. There is another.” Wild said. Sonichu's tiny Q-Wing rockets away from the green forests off into the distance.
We find Rosechu in one of the Cloud District Soup Hotel’s resident rooms. Asperchu walks in.
"The ship is almost finished. Two or Three more things and we're in great shape." Asperchu told her.
"The sooner the better. Something's wrong here. No one has seen or knows anything about Magi-Chan. He's been gone too long to have gotten lost." Rosechu said.
"Relax. I'll talk to Jivin and see what I can find out." Asperchu said.
"I don't trust Jivin." Rosechu said.
"Well, I don't trust him, either. But he is my friend. Besides, we'll soon be gone." Asperchu said.
"And then you're as good as gone, aren't you?" Rosechu asked.
PickleMan walks into the room Rosechu and Asperchu are in pulling the frozen Magi-Chan behind him.
"What happened?" Rosechu asked.
"I found him in a room just sitting there frozen." PickleMan told her.
"Oh, what a mess. PickleMan, do you think you can unfreeze him?" Rosechu asked.
"I don't have the tools for that." PickleMan said.
"Jivin's got people who can unfreeze him." Asperchu said.
"No, thanks." Rosechu said.
"I'm sorry. Am I interrupting anything?" Jivin asked as he walked into the room.
"Not really." Rosechu said.
"You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us among the clouds." Jivin said.
"Thank you." Rosechu said.
"Will you join me for some food?" Jivin asked. "Everyone's invited, of course. Having trouble with your electric hedgehog Pokemon?" Jivin says as he notices the large ice encased Magi-Chan.
"No. No problem." Asperchu said. "Why?" He asked.
They walked out of the room and into the long corridor.
"So you see, since we're a small operation, we don't fall into the...uh...jurisdiction of the CWCpire." Jivin said.
"So you're part of the mining guild then?" Rosechu asked.
"No, not actually. Our operation is small enough not to be noticed...which is advantageous for everybody since our customers are anxious to avoid attracting attention to themselves." Jivin said.
The group walks into another corridor and heads for a huge doorway at the far end.
"Aren't you afraid the CWCpire's going to find out about this little operation and shut you down?" Asperchu asked.
"That's always been a danger looming like a shadow over everything we've built here. But things have developed that will insure security." Jivin said. "I've just made a deal that will keep the CWCpire out of here forever."
The mighty doors to the dining room slide open and the group enters the dining room. At the far end of a huge banquet table sits Darth Kaka. Standing at his side and slightly behind him is Jonas-Chu, the TrollBuster. Faster than the wink of an eye, Asperchu draws his megatron pistol and pops off a couple of shots directly at Kaka. The Dark Lord quickly raises his hand, deflecting the bolts into one of the side walls, where they explode harmlessly. Just as quickly, Asperchu's weapon zips into Kaka's greasy hand. The evil presence calmly places the gun on the table in front of him.
"We would be honored if you would join us for da spaghetti." Kaka said.
"I had no choice. They arrived right before you did. I'm sorry." Jivin said.
"I'm sorry, too." Asperchu said.
Sonichu's Q-Wing races through thick clouds toward the Cloud District
"Do you know if Magi-Chan is with them?"
"Magi-Chan's with them. Just hang on. We're almost there." Sonichu said.
PickleMan has been thrown into a prison cell and the frozen Magi-Chan is inside. PickleMan searches for a tool to thaw Magi-Chan out. After a while Magi-Chan was released from the icy cell that held him.
"PickleMan! JerkTroopers are here! We're in danger." Magi-Chan said.
Darth Kaka strides through the room as two JerkTroopers prepare an elaborate torture mechanism. Asperchu is strapped to a rack which tilts forward onto the torture device. Kaka activates the mechanism, creating two bursts of sparks, one of which strikes Asperchu's face. The door opens, and Darth Kaka moves to the holding chamber, where Jivin and Jonas-Chu await him.
"Lord Kaka." Jivin said.
"You may take Asperchu to Barba the Hunk after I have Sonichu." Kaka told Jonas-Chu.
Asperchu's screams filter through the torture room door.
"He's no good to me dead." Jonas-Chu said.
"He will not be permanently damaged." Kaka said.
"Lord Kaka, what about Rosechu and the Pickle?" Jivin asked.
"They must never again leave this district." Kaka said.
"That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving Asperchu to this TrollBuster!" Jivin exclaimed.
"Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?" Kaka asked.
"No." Jivin said.
"Good. It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a…uh…a garrison here." Kaka said.
Kaka turns and sweeps into the elevator with Jonas-Chu. Jivin walks swiftly down another corridor
"This deal's getting worse all the time." Jivin muttered to himself.
Back in the cell with PickleMan, JerkTroopers threw Asperchu in the cell and he fell to the floor.
"I feel terrible." Asperchu said.
PickleMan helps Asperchu to a platform and then turns as the door slides open revealing Rosechu. The troopers push her into the cell, and the door slides closed. She moves to Asperchu, who is lying on the platform, and kneels next to him, gently stroking his head.
"Why are they doing this?" Rosechu wondered.
"They never even asked me any questions." Asperchu said. The cell door slides open. Jivin and two of his guards enter.
"Jivin." Rosechu told Asperchu.
"Get out of here, Jivin!" Asperchu snapped.
"Shut up and listen! Kaka has agreed to turn Rosechu and PickleMan over to me." Jivin said.
"Over to you?" Asperchu asked.
"They'll have to stay here, but at least they'll be safe." Jivin said.
"What about Asperchu?" Rosechu asked.
"Kaka's giving him to the TrollBuster." Jivin said.
"Kaka wants us all dead." Rosechu said.
"He doesn't want you at all. He's after somebody called Sonichu." Jivin said.
"Sonichu?" Asperchu asked.
"Lord Kaka has set a trap for him." Jivin said.
"And we're the bait." Rosechu said.
"Well, he's on his way." Jivin told them.
"Perfect. You fixed us all pretty good, didn't you?" Asperchu asked. "My friend!" He spit out.
Asperchu hauls off and punches Jivin. The two friends are instantly engaged in a frantic close-quarters fight. The guards hit Asperchu with their rifle butts and he flies across the room.
"Stop! I've done all I can do. I'm sorry I couldn't do better, but I have my own problems." Jivin said.
"Yeah, you're a real hero." Asperchu said.
Jivin and the guards leave. Asperchu wipes the blood from his chin as Rosechu helps him up.
"You certainly have a way with people." Rosechu said.
Four JerkTroopers stand at the ready in the large chamber, which is filled with pipes and chemical tanks. In the middle of the room is a round pit housing a hydraulic platform. Darth Kaka and Jivin stand near the platform.
"This facility is crude, but it should be adequate to freeze Sonichu for his journey to the Emperor." Kaka said.
"Lord Kaka, ship approaching. Q-Wing class." The JerkTrooper told Kaka.
"Good. Monitor Sonichu and allow him to land." Kaka said. The soldier bows and leaves the chamber.
"Lord Kaka, we only use this facility for carbon freezing. If you put him in there, it might kill him." Jivin told him.
"I do not want the Emperor's prize damaged. We will test it...on Asperchu." Kaka said.
Jivin's face registers dismay.
Sonichu's Q-Wing moves through the clouds as it nears the main building.
A squad of JerkTroopers lead Asperchu, Rosechu, PickleMan, and Magi-Chan to the carbon freezing chamber.
"What's going on...buddy?" Asperchu asked Jivin.
"You're being put into carbon freeze." Jivin told Asperchu.
"What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me." Jonas-Chu said.
"The CWCpire will compensate you if he dies. Put him in!" Kaka said.
Realizing what is about to happen, PickleMan attacks the JerkTroopers surrounding Asperchu. Within seconds, other CWCperial reinforcements join the scuffle, clubbing the giant pickle with their laser weapons. From the instant of PickleMan's first move, Magi-Chan begins to scream in panic.
"Oh, no! No, no, no! Stop, PickleMan, stop...!" Magi-Chan exclaimed.
The JerkTroopers are about to hit PickleMan in the face.
"Stop, PickleMan, stop! Do you hear me? Stop!" Asperchu said.
Asperchu breaks away from his captors. Kaka nods to the guards to let him go and the electric hedgehog pokemon breaks up the fight.
"This won't help me. Hey!" Asperchu said. "Save your strength. There'll be another time. Rosechu, you have to take care of her. You hear me?" Asperchu told PickleMan.
Asperchu nods at PickleMan, who looks down in sadness. In a flash the guards have slipped binders on PickleMan, who is too distraught to protest. Asperchu turns to Rosechu. They look sorrowfully at one another.
"I love you." Rosechu tells Asperchu.
"SNERGEN FLERGEN!" Asperchu responds.
"What?" Rosechu asked.
Tears roll down Rosechu's face as she watches the dashing electric hedgehog Pokemon walk to the hydraulic platform. Asperchu looks one final time at his friends and then, suddenly, the platform drops. Instantly, fiery liquid begins to pour down in a shower of sparks and fluid as great as any steel furnace. A huge mechanical tong lifts the steaming metal-encased electric hedgehog Pokemon out of the vat and stands him on the platform. Some JerkTroopers rush over and push the block over onto the platform. Jivin kneels and adjusts some knobs, measuring the heat. He shakes his head in relief.
"Oh...they've encased him in carbonite. He should be quite well-protected, if he survived the freezing process, that is." Magi-Chan said.
"Well, Jivin, did he survive?" Kaka asked.
"Yes, he's alive. And in perfect hibernation." Jivin said.
"He's all yours TrollBuster. Reset the chamber for Sonichu." Kaka ordered.
"Sonichu has just landed, my lord." A JerkTrooper said.
"Good. See to it that he finds his way here. Jivin, take Rosechu and the…Pi...Pic...Pickle to my ship." Kaka said.
"You said they'd be left in the city under my supervision." Jivin said.
"I am altering the deal. Pray to GodBear, I don't alter it any further." Kaka said.
Jivin's hand instinctively goes to his throat as he turns to Rosechu, PickleMan, and Magi-Chan.
As Sonichu and Bionic move carefully down a deserted corridor, they hear a group of people coming down a side hallway. Jonas-Chu enters from a side hallway followed by two guards pushing the floating, encased body of Asperchu. Two JerkTroopers, who follow, immediately spot Sonichu and open fire on him. The youth draws his weapon and blasts the two troopers before they can get off a second shot. The two guards whisk Asperchu into another hallway as Jonas-Chu lowers his arm and fires a deadly laser at Sonichu, which explodes to one side and tears up a huge chunk of wall. Sonichu rushes to a side hallway, but by the time he reaches it, Jonas-Chu, Asperchu, and the guards are gone. A think metal door blocks the passage. Sonichu turns to see Rosechu, PickleMan, Magi-Chan, and Jivin being herded down a second hallway by several other JerkTroopers. Rosechu turns just in time to see Sonichu.
"Sonichu! Sonichu, don't it's a trap! It's a trap!" Rosechu screams. Before she can finish, she is pulled through a doorway and disappears from sight. Sonichu races after the group, leaving Bionic trailing behind.
Sonichu rises into the chamber, borne by the platform. The room is deathly quiet. Very little steam escapes the pipes and no one else seems to be in the large room. Warily, Sonichu walks toward the stairway. Steam begins to build up in the chamber. Looking up through the steam, Sonichu sees a large figure standing on a walkway above him. Sonichu holsters his gun and moves up the stairs to face Kaka. He feels confident, eager to engage his enemy.
"Mm...za power is with you, Sonichu. But you are not a CWCki yet." Kaka said to Sonichu.
Sonichu ignites his HeartTorch Saber in answer. In an instant, Kaka's own HeartTorch Saber is lit. Sonichu lunges, but Kaka repels the blow. Again Sonichu attacks, and the swords of the two combatants clash in battle.
Rosechu, Jivin, and PickleMan, and Magi-Chan, march along, guarded by six JerkTroopers. The group reaches an intersection where a dozen of Jivin's guards stand at attention. The guards immediately aim their weapons at the startled JerkTroopers. Taking the JerkTroopers' weapons from them.
"Well done. Hold them in the security tower and keep it quiet. Move." Jivin told the guards.
As Jivin's guards quickly march the JerkTroopers away, Jivin begins to undo PickleMan's binding.
"What do you think you're doing?" Rosechu asked.
"We're getting out of here." Jivin told them.
"I knew all along it had to be a mistake." Magi-Chan said.
PickleMan turns on Jivin and starts to choke him.
"Do you think that after what you did to Asperchu we're going to trust you?" Rosechu asked him.
Jivin tries to free himself from PickleMan.
"I had no choice..." Jivin said.
"What are you doing? Trust him, trust him!" Magi-Chan said.
"Oh, so we understand, don't we, PickleMan? He had no choice." Rosechu said.
"I'm just trying to help..." Jivin said.
"We don't need any of your help." Rosechu said.
"As-s-p..." Jivin said choking.
"What?" Rosechu asked
"It sounds like Asperchu." Magi-Chan said.
"There's still a chance to save Asperchu...I mean, at the East Platform..." Jivin says
"PickleMan." Rosechu says.
PickleMan finally releases Jivin, who fights to get his breath back.
"I'm terribly sorry about all this. After all, he's only a Pickle." Magi-Chan said.
The two guards slide Asperchu's encased body into an opening in the side of the TrollBuster's ship. Jonas-Chu climbs aboard on a ladder next to the cargo hold.
"Put Asperchu in the cargo hold." Jonas-Chu told the guard.
And with that, the door slams shut.
Magi-Chan spots Bionic wandering in a hallway.
"Bionic! Where have you been?" Magi-Chan asked.
"With Sonichu! What's going on?" Bionic asked.
"Hurry, hurry! We're trying to save Asperchu from the TrollBuster!" Magi-Chan told Bionic.
An elevator door slides open and Jivin, Rosechu, and PickleMan race for a large bay overlooking the East Landing Platform. Just as they arrive, Jonas-Chu's ship takes off against a cloudy sunset sky.
"Oh, no! PickleMan, they're behind you!" Magi-Chan exclaimed.
A laser bolt explodes near PickleMan. Everyone turns to see what Magi-Chan has already spotted coming from the other direction; a squad of JerkTroopers running toward them. Bionic peeks out from the elevator. Rosechu and PickleMan start firing at the troopers as Jivin makes a break for the elevator. Laser bolts continue to explode around Rosechu and the Pickle, but they refuse to budge. Jivin sticks his head out of the elevator and motions for the pair to run, but they barely notice. They seem possessed, transported, as all the frustration of captivity and anger of loss pour through their death-dealing weapons. But after a few moments, they begin to move through the rain of laser fire toward the elevator. Once they are inside, the door slams shut and the JerkTroopers race forward. Sonichu and Kaka are locked in combat on the platform overlooking the chamber. Their swords clash, the platform sways. Sonichu aggressively drives Kaka back, forcing Kaka to use defensive tactics.
"You have learned much, young one." Kaka said.
"You'll find I'm full of surprises." Sonichu said.
Kaka makes two quick moves, hooking Sonichu's sword out of his hand and sending it flying. Another lightning move at Sonichu's feet forces the youth to jump back to protect himself. Losing his balance, Sonichu tumbles down the stairs to the circular carbon-freezing platform. There he sprawls on the floor, surprised and shaken. Just in time he looks up to see Kaka, like a giant tomgirl bird, flying right at him. Sonichu rolls away as Kaka lands. Crouching, Sonichu keeps his gaze steadily on his enemy.
"Your destiny lies with me, Sonichu. That Jew Snyder knew this to be true." Kaka said.
"No!" Sonichu exclaimed.
Behind Sonichu the hydraulic elevator cover has opened noiselessly. All the while, Sonichu slowly, cautiously moves back, away from the Dark Lord. Suddenly, Kaka attacks so forcefully that Sonichu loses his balance and falls back into the opening. There is a rumble, and in an instant freezing steam rises to obscure Kaka's vision. Kaka turns aside and deactivates his sword.
"All to easy. Perhaps you are not as strong as the Emperor thought Huh, Mr. Troll?" Kaka bragged.
Through the steam behind Kaka something blurs upward. Liquid metal begins to pour into the pit. Kaka turns around and then looks up. He sees Sonichu, who has leaped fifteen feet straight up and who now hangs from some hoses on the carbonite outlet.
"Impressive...most impressive." Kaka said.
Sonichu jumps down to the platform where he is separated from Kaka by the steaming carbonite pit. He raises his hand. His sword, which had fallen on another part of the platform, swiftly jumps into his outstretched hand and is instantly ignited. Vader immediately lights his sword as well.
"Mm...Michael has taught you well, I see. You have controlled your fear...now release your anger." Kaka said.
Sonichu is more cautious, controlling his anger. He begins to retreat as Kaka goads him on. As Sonichu takes a defensive position, he realizes he has been foolhardy. A quick sword exchange and Sonichu forces Kaka back. Another exchange and Kaka retreats. Sonichu presses forward.
"Only your hatred can destroy me." Kaka said.
Breathing hard, Sonichu jumps in the air, turning a somersault over Kaka. He lands on the floor and slashes at Kaka as the room continues to fill up with steam. Kaka retreats before Sonichu's skillful sword. Kaka blocks the sword, but looses his balance and falls into the outer rim of pipes. The energy Sonichu has used to stop Kaka has brought him to the point of collapse. Sonichu moves to the edge and looks down, but sees no sign of Kaka. He then deactivates his sword, hooks it on his belt, and lowers himself into the pit.
Moving through a tunnel like entrance, Sonichu cautiously approaches the reactor room. He ignites his sword and moves into the room and toward a large window as Kaka enters panting heavily. Sonichu raises his sword and moves forward to attack. Behind Sonichu a large piece of machinery detaches itself from the wall and comes smashing forward toward his back. Sonichu turns and cuts it in half just as another machine comes hurtling at him. Using za power, Sonichu manages to deflect it and send it flying as if it had hit an invisible shield. A large pipe detaches and comes flying at Sonichu. He deflects it. Sparking wires pull out of the wall and begin to whip at the youth. Small tools and equipment come flying at him. Bombardment from all sides, Sonichu does his best to deflect everything, but soon he is bloodied and bruised. Finally, one machine glances off his and goes flying out the large window. A fierce wind blows into the room, unmoving, stands the dark, Tomgirl figure of Kaka. A piece of machinery hits Sonichu and he is knocked out of the window. Sonichu falls onto the walkway, rolls, and hangs over the edge, holding his deactivated sword in hand. He puts the sword on his belt and begins to scramble up.
PickleMan, Rosechu, Jivin, Magi-Chan, and Bionic make to the Third Date PickleMan works the controls as Rosechu sits in Asperchu's seat and Jivin watches over their shoulders. As PickleMan pulls back on the throttle, the ship begins to move. The Third Date lifts into the sky and roars away from the city. Troops fire after it and PSEye fighters take off in pursuit.
Sonichu moves along the railing and up to the control room. Kaka lunges at him and Sonichu immediately raises his lit sword to meet Kaka's. Sparks fly as they duel, Kaka gradually forcing Sonichu backwards, falling toward the walkway.
"You are beaten. Don't let yourself be destroyed as that Jew did." Kaka said.
Sonichu answers by rolling sideways and thrusting his sword at Kaka so viciously that he nicks Kaka on the shoulder. Kaka seems to be hurt, but immediately recovers. Sonichu backs off along the narrow end of the walkway as Kaka comes at him, slashing at the young CWCki with his sword. Sonichu makes a quick move around the instrument complex attached to the end of the walkway. Kaka's sword comes slashing down, cutting the complex loose; it begins to fall, then is caught by the rising wind and blown upward. Sonichu glances at the instrument complex floating away. At that instant, Kaka's sword comes down across Sonichu's right arm, cutting off his arm and sending his sword flying. In great pain, Sonichu squeezes his arm and moves back along the walkway to its extreme end. Kaka follows. The wind subsides. Sonichu holds on. There is nowhere else to go.
"There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to CWCVille." Kaka said.
"I'll never join you!" Sonichu exclaimed
"If you only knew za power of the dark side. Michael Snyder never told you what happened to your father." Kaka said.
"He told me enough! He told me you killed him." Sonichu said.
"No. I am your father." Kaka told Sonichu.
Shocked, Sonichu looks at Kaka in utter disbelief.
"No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!" Sonichu says.
"Search your feelings. You know it to be true." Kaka said.
"No! No! No!" Sonichu screamed.
"Sonichu. You can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and we can rule CWCVille as father and son. Come with me. It's the only way." Kaka said.
Kaka puts away his sword and holds his fat hand out to Sonichu. A calm comes over Sonichu, and he makes a decision. In the next instant he steps off the walkway platform into space. The Autist Lord looks over the platform and sees Sonichu falling far below and sighs. The wind soon fades and the wounded CWCki begins to drop fast, unable to grab onto anything to break his fall.
Suddenly Sonichu is sucked into an exhaust pipe in the side of the shaft. When Kaka sees this, he turns and hurries off the platform.
Sonichu tumbles through the exhaust pipe. He slides to the end of the slickly polished pipe and stops as his feet hit a circular grill and knock it open. Sonichu claws at the surface of the pipe, trying to keep from sliding out into space.
Unable to hang onto the pipe, Sonichu tumbles out, emerging at the undermost part of the Cloud District. Reaching out desperately, he manages to grab onto on electronic weather vane.
"Michael...Michael, please!" Sonichu said. He tries to pull himself up on the weather vane but slips back down. He hooks one of his legs around the fragile instruments. All the while, a powerful current of air rushes out at him from the exhaust pipe.
"Michael. Rosechu!" Sonichu said.
There is an ominous cracking sound from the base of the weather vane and a piece breaks off, falling into the clouds far below.
"Hear me! Rosechu!" Sonichu said.
Rosechu seems to be lost in a fog, her expression troubled. PickleMan is busy operating the ship. Jivin stands next to the him, watching a readout on the control panel.
"Sonichu...We've got to go back." Rosechu told them.
"What?" Jivin asked.
"I know where Sonichu is." She said.
"But what about those fighters?" Jivin wondered.
"Just do it." Rosechu said.
"But what about Kaka?" Jivin asked.
"Turn the ship around before I give you to Kaka." PickleMan said.
"All right, all right, all right." Jivin said.
The Third Date turns back toward the Cloud District.
Kaka enters the landing platform and watches as the speck that is the Third Date disappears. He turns to two aides who are standing near the entrance to the landing platform.
"Bring my shuttle." Kaka ordered.
Nearly unconscious, Sonichu hangs upside-down on the weather vane as his body shifts in the wind. The Third Date flies to the side of the large tower. Three PSEye fighters close in on the ship. Rosechu tries to remain calm.
"Look, someone's up there." Jivin said.
"It's Sonichu. PickleMan, slow down. Slow down and we'll get under him. Jivin, open the top hatch." Rosechu said. Jivin rushes out of the cockpit.
Sonichu hangs by one arm from the crossbar of the weather vane. He slips from the bar and grabs onto the pole of the vane as the Third Date banks toward him. The ship positions itself under Sonichu as Jivin moves up through the opening of the hatch. Sonichu begins to slide and finally falls from the vane into Jivin arms.
"Jivin?" Rosechu called.
"Okay, let's go." Jivin responded.
The Third Date races away. It is closely followed by three PSEye fighters, all of which keep up a heavy laser assault on the fleeing ship.
"Oh, Rosechu." Sonichu said.
"All right, PickleMan. Let's go." Jivin said.
Rosechu helps Sonichu from the cockpit as another huge blast rocks the ship.
Sonichu rests on a cot, his injured arm wrapped in a protective cuff. Rosechu gently wipes his face.
"I'll be back." She told him.
Rosechu walked back into the cockpit.
"Place Destroyer." Rosechu said.
"All right, PickleMan. Ready for chinaspeed." Jivin said.
"If your people fixed the chinadrive." Rosechu said.
Another explosion rocks the ship. Rosechu notices as a green light on the panel next to her flashes on.
"All the coordinates are set. It's now or never." Rosechu said.
"Punch it!" Jivin exclaimed
But nothing happens, and the engine goes off. PickleMan lets out a frustrated moan. The flak still violently rocks the ship.
"They told me they fixed it. I trusted them to fix it. It's not my fault!" Jivin said.
PickleMan gets up from his chair and starts out of the cockpit. In the distance the PSEye fighters continue their chase, still shooting lasers. Kaka's Place Destroyer moves behind them, determinedly following the Third Date. Kaka stands on the bridge looking out the window as Admiral Jones approaches him.
"They'll be in range of our tractor beam in moments, lord." He said.
"Did your men deactivate the chinadrive on the Third Date?" Kaka asked.
"Yes, my lord." Jones responded.
"Good. Prepare the boarding party and set for your weapons for stun." Kaka ordered.
"Yes, my lord." Jones said, and he walked away.
As his Destroyer draws nearer, Kaka's panting gets slightly faster.
"Sonichu." He says.
Sonichu realizes that Kaka's ship is very near. He feels resigned to his fate. He senses that he is beaten, more emotionally than physically.
"Father." Sonichu responds to Kaka.
"Come with me." Kaka says.
"Michael, why didn't you tell me?" Sonichu wondered.
Jivin and Rosechu are at the controls of the Third Date. Meanwhile, in the ship's hold, PickleMan continues to work frantically on the chinadrive mechanism.
"PickleMan!" Jivin calls through the communicator.
Sonichu enters the cockpit and looks out the window. He is almost unconscious with pain and depression.
"It's Kaka." Sonichu said.
"Sonichu...it is your destiny." Kaka said.
"Michael, why didn't you tell me?" Sonichu still wondered.
Aboard the Place Destroyer.
"Alert all commands. Ready for the tractor beam." Jones said.
Back on the Third Date, Bionic walks over to a wad of cords and wires and attaches one to the other. Suddenly Rosechu and Jivin are thrown into their seats as the Third Date unexpectedly shoots into chinaspace.
The Third Date soars into infinity and away from the huge Place Destroyer which seems, by contrast, to stand still. Admiral Jones and another Manajerk glance at Kaka in terror. Kaka turns slowly and walks off the bridge, his hands held behind his back in a contemplative gesture, a foul stench follows him and brown stains are in his pants.
We find the Third Date is attached to a huge Troll cruiser by a docking tube. Troll fighters move about the giant cruiser, and a Troll transport ship hovers near the fleet. Jivin sits in the pilot's seat as he talks into the communicator. PickleMan busily throws a variety of switches in preparation for takeoff.
"Sonichu, we're ready for takeoff." Jivin says through the communicator.
"Good luck, Jivin." Sonichu responded.
"When we find Barba the Hunk and that TrollBuster, we'll contact you." Jivin said.
In the medical frigate Sonichu speaking into the comlink as a medical robot works on his hand. Rosechu stands near him while Magi-Chan and Bionic look out the window.
"I'll meet you at the rendezvous point in the Slum District." Sonichu told Jivin.
"Rosechu, we'll find Asperchu. I promise." Jivin told her.
"PickleMan, I'll be waiting for your signal." Sonichu says.
"Alright." He responds.
"Take care, you two. May za power be with you." Sonichu says.
Sonichu looks down at his hand, which is now a mechanical prosthetic. The medical robot makes some adjustments in a tiny electronic unit, then pricks each one of Sonichu's fingers.
"Ow!" He says. Sonichu wriggles his fingers, makes a fist, and relaxes it. His hand is completely functional.
He gets up and walks over to Rosechu. The group watches as the Third Date moves into view, makes a turn, and zooms away into the distance. While the group is looking out the window of the cruiser, two escort fighters join the large ship. Slowly, the cruiser turns and moves away into the distance too.
CWC Wars
Episode V- The Manchild Strikes Back
It is a dark time for the Trolls. Although the S-CHU Ball has been destroyed, CWCperial troops have driven the trolling stupids from their hidden base and pursued them across CWCVille.
Evading the dreaded CWCperial fleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Sonichu has established a new secret base in the Winter Region.
The evil lord Darth Kaka, obsessed with finding young Sonichu, has dispatched thousands of robots into the far reaches of CWCVille….
Above Earth, a CWCperial Place Destroyer, sends out small robots to investigate the regions.
One of the robots crash lands in the Winter Region. Nearby, Sonichu, riding horseback, witnesses the crash.
"I haven't found anything. I'm heading back to base." Asperchu says through a communicator.
"Me either, listen a small meteor crashed over here, I'm going to check it out." Sonichu responded.
"Alright, but don't be gone too long." Asperchu told him.
Sonichu's horse starts to neigh furiously.
"What's the matter? Ya smell something?" Sonichu asked the horse. Just then a large hairy creature, in a blue shirt, slapped Sonichu across the face with his big hand. The creature then dragged Sonichu and his horse to a nearby cave.
At the Troll's hidden base, Asperchu enters the hangar with small fighters called "S-Speeders" and The Third Date in the of the hangar. Asperchu walked up to his ship and on top of it was PickleMan working on the ship.
"PickleMan! PickleMan!" Asperchu chanted.
"Man, you better come help me with this!" PickleMan snapped.
"Easy, once I'm done reporting in I'll come help you." Asperchu said.
Asperchu walked into the large computer filled room, this was the command center. He reported to Clyde Cash who obtained the rank of general.
"I didn't find anything out there, General." Asperchu told him.
"Did Sonichu check in?" Cash asked.
"No, he's checking out a meteor strike." Asperchu said. "Listen, I can't stick around for too long. If I don't pay off Barba the Hunk, I'll be a deadman."
"You're a good fighter Asperchu, I'd hate to lose you." Cash said.
Asperchu looked over at Rosechu.
"Well, I guess this is it." Asperchu told her as she nodded. "Don't get all mushy on me, so long Rosechu." He said as he walked out of the room into the corridor. Rosechu followed him.
"Asperchu!" Rosechu called. Asperchu turned around.
"Yes, your Lioness?" Asperchu asked.
"I thought you decided to stay?" She asked.
"Well the TrollBuster we ran into in the Zappin District changed my mind." He told her.
"We need you." Rosechu said.
"We?" He asked.
"Yes, we." She said.
"What about, you need?" He asked.
"I don't know what you're talking about." She said.
"Come on, you want me to stay just because of the way you feel about me." Asperchu said.
"Yes, you're a great help to us, an actual leader." She said.
"No, that's not it." Asperchu said.
"You're imagining things." She told him.
"Really? Then why are you following me?" Asperchu asked.
"Hmph, I'd rather play with a pickle!" She said.
"That could be arranged." Asperchu told her as he stormed off.
In the hangar, Asperchu joins PickleMan and works on The Third Date. Magi-Chan and Bionic quickly walk up to Asperchu who continues to work on his ship.
"What are you doing?" Asperchu asked PickleMan. "I'm trying to get us out of here!"
"Sir." Magi-Chan said.
"What?" Asperchu asked.
"Rosechu has been trying to contact you by communicator." Magi-Chan told him.
"I turned it off." Asperchu said. "I don't want to talk to her."
"She wants to know if you've heard from Sonichu." Magi-Chan said.
"I haven't heard from him." Asperchu said,
"Well no one has." Magi-Chan said.
"What do you mean 'no one'?" Asperchu asked. "Deck Officer! Deck Officer!" Asperchu called. "Has Sonichu checked in yet?"
"It's possible he came in through the south entrance." The officer said.
"Possible? Go find out its getting dark out there." Asperchu told him.
"Yes sir." The officer said.
Asperchu walked into the stables. The officer returned. "Sir, Sonichu hasn't checked in at the south entrance." He said.
"Are the S-Speeders ready?" Asperchu asked.
"Not yet sir we have had trouble adapting them to the new codes." The officer told him.
"Then I'll go on my horse." Asperchu said.
"Sir your horse will freeze before you get to the fourth checkpoint!" The officer exclaimed.
"Then I'll see you in Hell!" Asperchu said while riding out of the stables and out in the snowy wasteland.
Inside the cave, Sonichu finds himself locked upside down. Whatever this creature was it reminded him of Richard Karn from Home Improvement. The creature finished trimming his already scruffy beard, and looked into the mirror to give a great big smile. Below Sonichu, was his HeartTorch Saber tossed in the snow. Sonichu tried to reach his arm out to grab it but it was no use. Sonichu began to meditate and focus his mind to use za power to grab it. The HeartTorch Saber started to shake and move, and soon it was in Sonichu's hand. He activated it and released himself from his bonds. The creature heard the commotion and went to go check it out. It screamed while it lunged his arm at Sonichu.
"HI I'M BILLY MAYS!" It said. Sonichu was terrified by the size of this "Billy Mays" and chopped his arm off with his HeartTorch Saber. Sonichu ran out of the cave and into the blistering cold snow. By this time a horrible snow storm had been passing through. Sonichu ran as fast as he could through the knee deep snow until he couldn't run anymore and was so exhausted he fell to the ground.
Sonichu then heard a faint voice of a man calling his name. The voice kept getting louder "Sonichu!" It said. Just then before his eyes, Sonichu gazed upon the image of Michael Snyder, his old mentor.
"Sonichu, you will go to the CWCVille Forests, there you will learn from Wild, the CWCki Master who instructed me." The ghost said as it faded away. From behind it Asperchu emerged from the flakes of snow and Sonichu fainted.
"Sonichu!" Asperchu said as he jumped off of the horse. Asperchu checked if Sonichu was still alive. He still was but if he stayed out in the cold for too long he would not survive. Behind him Asperchu's horse and fallen dead, due to extreme cold. Asperchu dragged Sonichu over to the horse, took his HeartTorch Saber and cut into the horse to put Sonichu in to keep him warm. Asperchu set up a small camp to communicate with the base tomorrow morning.
The next morning S-Speeders were sent out to search for Asperchu and Sonichu.
"Commander Sonichu? Do you copy?" One of the pilots said trying to reach a communicator. "Asperchu? Do you copy?"
"Good morning, nice of you to drop by!" Asperchu said over the communicator.
"Base, this is Bravo 2. I've found them, repeat I've found them." The pilot told base.
Back at the Troll Base, the medical team worked to bring Sonichu back to health. In the recovery room Sonichu was laying down, and was joined by Asperchu, PickleMan, Magi-Chan and Bionic.
"Hey Sonichu how ya feeling? Don’t look so bad to me." Asperchu asked.
“Thanks to you.” Sonichu said. Then Rosechu walked into the room.
“That’s two you owe me.” Asperchu responded.
“Well your Lioness, looks like you managed to keep me around for a little while longer.” Asperchu told her.
“I had nothing to do with it. General Cash thinks it's dangerous for any ships to leave the region until we've activated the energy shield.” She told him.
“That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a guy like me out of your sight.” Asperchu said
“I don’t know where you get your delusions.” Rosechu said, PickleMan chuckled.
“Laugh it up, prickly wickly, but you didn’t see us in the south corridor. She expressed her true feelings for me.” Asperchu said.
“My...! Why, you slow in the mind,...autistic,...self absorbed,...little man!” Rosechu exclaimed.
“Who’s self absorbed? Must’ve hit pretty close to the mark to getting her all riled up like that huh kid?” Asperchu asked.
“Why, I guess you don’t know everything about women.” Rosechu said as she walked over to kiss Sonichu. Rosechu turned around and walked out of the room. In the distance alarms rang.
“Take it easy.” Asperchu said as he walked out of the room.
Asperchu heads to the command center.
“Rosechu, we have a visitor.” General Cash says. “We've picked up something outside the base in zone twelve, moving east.”
“It’s metal” one of the Troll officers said. He then hits a button and a robotic sound plays overhead.
“Sir, I am fluent in six million forms of telepathy. This signal is not used by the Trolls. It could be an CWCperial signal.” Magi-Chan said.
“It isn't friendly, whatever it is. Come on, PickleMan, let's check it out.” Asperchu said.
Outside of the base the robot is looking around and spots the Troll shield generator and sends out a signal. Behind a large mound of snow, Asperchu and PickleMan are preparing to capture the robot, when its pickle sensors are activated and it self destructs into a million pieces.
Back in the command center.
“I’m afraid there’s not much left.” Asperchu says over a communicator.
“What was it?” General Cash asks.
“Robot of some kind. Didn’t hit it at all, it must have had a self destruct.” Asperchu responded while sending images to the base.
“A CWCperial Probe Bot.” Rosechu said as she looked at the screen.
“It’s a good bet the CWCpire knows we’re here.” Asperchu said.
“We’d better start the evacuation.” General Cash told Rosechu.
In space we see the CWCperial fleet joined by Lord Kaka’s Place Destroyer. Inside Manajerks work furiously to locate the Trolls.
“Admiral.” Captain Manajerk said.
“Yes Captain?” Admiral Manajerk asked.
“I think we've got something, sir. The report is only a fragment from a probe bot in the Winter region, but it's the best lead we've had.” Captain Manajerk told him.
“We have thousands of probe bots searching the city. I want proof, not leads!” the Admiral said furiously.
“But the visuals indicated life readings. Last time I checked the region was devoid of humans.” the Captain said.
Just then Darth Kaka walked over to the viewing screen.
“Mm...have ya’ll found something?” Kaka asked.
“Yes my lord.” the Captain said.
Kaka studied the viewing screen.
“Mm...that’s it. That’s where the trolling stupids are.” Kaka told them.
“My lord, there are so many uncharted settlements. It could be…” the Admiral said.
“That is da region. And I'm sure dat Sonichu is with them. Set your course for the Winter Region. General, prepare your Jerk Troopers.” Kaka said as he left.
Back in the Troll command center.
“General, there's a fleet of Place Destroyers coming out of chinaspace in sector four.” a Troll officer said.
“Reroute all power to the energy shield. We've got to hold them till all transports are away. Prepare for ground assault.” Cash told him.
Inside Lord Kaka’s room filled with tables and lego sets on top of them, the General Manajerk walks in. Lord Kaka turns to face him.
“Mm...how can I help you?” Lord Kaka asked.
“My lord, the fleet has moved out of chinaspeed. Troll-Scan has detected an energy field protecting an area around the sixth district of the Winter Region. The field is strong enough to deflect any bombardment.” The General told him.
“The god damned Trolls are alerted to our presence. Admiral Manajerk came out of chinaspeed too close to the region.” Kaka said.
“He felt surprise was wiser..” The General said.
“He is a god damned troll too! General, prepare your Jerk Troopers for a surface attack.” Kaka ordered.
The General left the room, and Kaka turned on his PlayStation Eye to communicate with the Admiral.
“Lord Kaka, the fleet has moved out of chinaspeed, and we're preparing to..” the Admiral said when he was interrupted.
“CURSE-YA-HA-ME-HA!!!!” Kaka screamed out. Just then on the screen the Admiral dropped dead. “Mm...You failed me for da last time, Admiral. Captain Manajerk”
“Yes, my lord?” the Captain asked.
“Mm...land our troops beyond da energy shield and deploy da fleet so that nothing gets out of that...that region. You are in command now, Admiral Manajerk Jones. All this stress...mm...yeah…” Kaka said.
“Thank you, Lord Kaka.” the newly promoted Admiral said.
Inside the Troll base hangar, Rosechu assembles a squad of pilots to go over the evacuation procedures.
“All troop carriers will assemble at the north entrance. The heavy transport ships will leave as soon as they're loaded. Only two fighter escorts per ship. The energy shield can only be opened for a short time, so you'll have to stay very close to your transports.” Rosechu told them.
“Two fighters against a Place Destroyer?”
“The ion cannon will fire several shots to make sure that any enemy ships will be out of your flight path. When you've gotten past the energy shield, proceed directly to the rendezvous point. Understood?” Rosechu said.
“Right.” They all said in unison as the departed for their ships.
In the command center, General Cash orders the Trolls to send the first evacuation shuttle.
“Their primary target will be the power generators. Prepare to open the shield.” Cash said.
Outside Troll ships begin to depart from the base and are heading towards the CWCperial Place Destroyer. Suddenly from the Troll base a large laser shot at the CWCperial ship and disabled it letting the Troll ships pass.
Inside the Troll hangar Sonichu quickly runs to his S-Speeder, the loudspeaker announced that the first transport got passed the CWCperial ship. In his S-Speeder was the gunner Jack Thaddeus.
“Feeling alright sir?” He asked Sonichu.
“Just like new Jack, how bout you?” Sonichu responded.
“Right now I feel like I could take on the entire CWCpire myself.” Jack said.
“I know what you mean.” Sonichu said.
The S-Speeder’s cockpit closed and prepared to launch. Outside a Troll soldier looked through his binoculars and spotted four large, towering mechanical dog like creatures. One had a chain around it’s neck, it said “Snoopy” the other the same except for the name “Clover.” These behemoth mechanical dogs were called Beagle Walkers by the CWCpire and Trolls, and were modeled after Darth Kaka's pet beagles.
Inside, the loudspeaker announced the presence of the Beagle Walkers. The S-Speeders were launched out of the hangar and headed towards the Walkers to defend the base.
"Alright keep tight boys!" Sonichu said into the communicator.
"Sonichu I have no approach vector! I'm not set!" Jack told him.
"Steady Jack." Sonichu responded. "Attack pattern delta!" He told the other pilots.
The S-Speeders flew furiously through and around the Beagle Walkers. The Walkers continue to fire on the Troll soldiers on the ground below.
"Alright I'm going in! Matthew you still with me? Sonichu said.
Sonichu flies towards the head of the Beagle Walker and fires doing no harm to the machine. “That armor is too strong for lasers!” He tells the others. “Green Group, use your harpoons and tow cables. Go for the legs. It might be our only chance of stopping them.” Sonichu explained. “All right, stand by, Jack.”
“Sonichu, we've got a malfunction in fire control. I'll have to cut in the auxiliary.” Jack told him.
“Just hang on. Hang on, Jack. Get ready to fire that tow cable.” Sonichu said. Just then sparks flew from Jack’s controls and he fell, blood streams down his forehead, which rests on his smoldering controls. Out the back window, an CWCperial walker recedes in the distance. “Jack? Jack?” Sonichu said.
Through the cockpit window of the Beagle Walker, General Manajerk and his pilot can see the Troll power generators in the distance.
“Yes, Lord Kaka. I've reached the main power generator. The shield will be down in moments. You may start your landing.” The General said.
Sonichu still flies around the Beagle Walkers.
“Green Three.” Sonichu called.
“Copy, Green Leader.” Matthew said.
“Matthew, I've lost my gunner. You'll have to make this shot. I'll cover for you. Set your harpoon. Follow me on the next pass.” Sonichu said. The two S-Speeders flew towards the closet Walker.
"Activate harpoon." Matthew said. Matthew's gunner fired the harpoon and it stuck to the leg of the walker. "Good shot Jackson." Matthew cheered on.
Matthew piloted the S-Speeder around the walker in a circle until the cable was around the legs to make it fall. Once it fell S-Speeders flew in to destroy it. “That got him!” Matthew said.
“I see it, good work Matthew!” Sonichu said.
Inside the command center.
“I don’t think we can protect two transports at a time.” General Cash told Rosechu.
“We don’t have much of a choice. Evacuate remaining ground staff.” Rosechu said.
In the hangar Asperchu and PickleMan worked on The Third Date.
“No, no, no! This one goes here! That one goes there, got it?” Asperchu told PickleMan.
In the Beagle Walker.
“All troops will debark for ground assault. Prepare to target the main generator.” the General Manajerk ordered. The General's Beagel Walker fire lasers at generator and destroyed it leaving the Trolls defenseless. Sonichu headed towards one of the Beagle Walkers but was hit and landed in the snowy terrain. Sonichu looked back to see if Jack was alright, but he still layed there not moving. Sonichu opened up the cockpit of the S-Speeder to get out, but when opening it he noticed one of the Beagle Walker heading toward his speeder. Sonichu quickly got out and tried to save Jack but it was no use, the Walker almost crushed Sonichu if he hadn't jumped out of the way. Sonichu grabbed his grapple gun and shot up to the Walker and flew up towards the bottom of it. He took out his HeartTorch Saber cut a hole in the Walker and threw in a grenade. He detached the grapple and fell to the ground. The Walker stopped moving and began to light up from the inside. The head of the Walker exploded and it fell into the snow.
In the destroyed command center Rosechu quickly made preparations for the other transports to escape. Asperchu came into the room.
"What are you doing here?" Rosechu asked him.
"I heard the command center was hit." He told her.
"Well, you have your clearance to leave." Rosechu said.
"I'll leave, once I get you to your ship." Asperchu said.
Over the loudspeaker announced "CWCperial Troops have entered the base!"
"That's it come on!" Asperchu said.
"Sound the evacuation signal. And get to your ships!" Rosechu told the officers. Asperchu pulled her out to the hallway to escort her to her ship. Asperchu and Rosechu travel through the corridors when a part of it collapsed in front of them, leaving the passageway blocked.
"Transport, this is Asperchu, better take off I can't get her to the ship passage way is blocked, I'll get her out on the Third Date." Asperchu said to the transport over a communicator.
A blast came from within the command center and smoke filled the chilling room. Lord Kaka walked in with his JerkTroopers. Asperchu and Rosechu reach the Third Date and prepare to lift off. Closely behind them was Darth Kaka and his troops. The Third Date rose from the hangar floor and flew out of the hangar. Sonichu was returning to his Q-Wing when he spotted the ship flying off.
Once Sonichu reached his Q-Wing he noticed Bionic stayed behind with him. The two got inside the Q-Wing and left the Winter region.
"Where are we going?" Bionic asked Sonichu.
"We are heading to the CWCVille Forests." Sonichu told him.
"We aren't joining the others?" Bionic asked.
"No, we aren't regrouping with the others." Sonichu said.
We cut to The Third Date escaping the Winter Region closely followed by a Place Destroyer.
"Look two more Place Destroyers!" PickleMan said.
"I saw them!! I saw them!" Asperchu responded. "We can still out maneuver them!"
The Third Date took a swooping dive away from the Place Destroyers, who were now on a collision course.
"Raise the collision alarm!" The Admiral of one of the Place Destroyers said. There was a huge shake in the ship as it collided with the others.
The Third Date flew away from the action, followed by PSEye Fighters.
"Get ready for the jump to chinaspeed." Asperchu told PickleMan.
"But sir!" Magi-Chan said.
"Shut up!" Asperchu said.
"They're getting closer!" Rosechu exclaimed.
"Oh really? Watch this." Asperchu said as he activated the chinaspeed, nothing happened.
"Watch what?" Rosechu asked.
"I think we're in trouble." Asperchu said.
"Sir, I saw that the chinaspeed motivator is damaged it's impossible to make the jump to chinaspeed." Magi-Chan told him.
"We're in trouble!" Asperchu said as he leapt from his chair to go fix the motivator.
"Horizontal boosters...!" Asperchu said. "Adult diapers?! That's not it! Bring me the hydro spanners!" He told PickleMan. PickleMan sets the toolbox by the area where Asperchu is working. A hit shakes the ship and knocks over the toolbox on Asperchu.
"Ow!" He screams. Another hit shakes the ship. "That's not a laser blast."
"Asperchu get up here!" Rosechu calls. Asperchu runs into the cockpit and sits down.
"Asteroids." He says. He begins to navigate through the field.
"You're not actually going into an asteroid field?!" Rosechu asked.
"They'd be crazy to follow us, wouldn't they?" Asperchu told her.
"But the odds of surviving in an asteroid field is over nine thousand!" Magi-Chan said.
"Never tell me odds!" Asperchu said. The Third Date flew around the large asteroids and the PSEye Fighters flew into them one by one. "I'm going to move in closer to one of the bigger ones." Asperchu said.
"Closer?" Magi-Chan and Rosechu said.
"This is suicide." Magi-Chan said.
"I hope you know what you're doing." Rosechu said.
"Yea me too." Asperchu said. The Third Date flew down by one of the bigger asteroids and flew into a large hole in it, disappearing into the darkness.
Sonichu's Q-Wing was closing in on the CWCVille Forests.
"Is that it?" Bionic asked.
"Yup, that's the CWCVille Forests." Sonichu said. As the Q-Wing flew closer to the forests the Q-Wing began to shut down.
"Whoa! All the scopes are dead! I can't see a thing!" Sonichu said. "Just hold on!"
The Q-Wing then crashed into a large lake in the forest. Sonichu got out of the ship and looked around.
"Bionic, stay put. I'll have a look around." He said. "If you're saying coming here was a bad idea, I'm starting to agree with you."
In Darth Kaka's Place Destroyer. Admiral Manajerk Jones walks into Lord Kaka's quarters. Inside Kaka was doing his make up. Once he was finished he turned around.
"Mm, yes Admiral?" Kaka asked.
"My lord, our ships have sighted The Third Date, but it appears the ship has entered an asteroid field." Jones explained.
"Mm, well we will just follow them. I want that ship, not excuses." Kaka told him.
"Yes Lord." Jones said.
Back in the CWCVille Forests, Sonichu has set up camp.
"Now all I have to do is find this Wild. If he even exists." Sonichu said. "Still…there's something familiar about this place. I feel like…I don't know…"
"Feel like what?" A strange voice said. Sonichu jumped pulled out a pistol and turned around.
"Like we're being watched…" Sonichu said as he pointed his gun at a small green creature.
"Put your weapon away. I mean you no harm." The creature said. "I am wondering, why are you here?" It asked.
"I'm looking for someone." Sonichu told him.
"You have found someone…hm hm hm." The creature said. "I can help you."
"Right, I'm looking for a great warrior." Sonichu told him.
"Ohh war does not make one great." The creature said.
"I'm looking for a CWCki Master." Sonichu said.
"Ohh, CWCki Master. Wild! You seek Wild!" The creature said.
"You know him?" Sonichu asked.
"Yes, I'll take you to him. But first, we must eat. Come, come." The creature said. The creature lead Sonichu to his hut.
Back in The Third Date, Asperchu continued to fix the ship. The ship shook.
"Sir, I don't think this asteroid is entirely stable." Magi-Chan told Asperchu.
"Not entirely…jeez I'm glad you're here to tell us these things." Asperchu said sarcastically. Asperchu walked into a small area, where Rosechu was working on the ship. "Let me help you with that." He said. Rosechu pushed him away.
"I don't need help." She said.
"Easy there your Lioness." He said.
"Would you please stop calling me that?" She asked.
"Ok fine, Rosey." Asperchu said.
"I don't know why you have to make everything so difficult." She told him.
"I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer, though. Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right." Asperchu said
"Occasionally maybe...when you aren't acting like a dick headed idiot." She said.
"Dick headed idiot? I like the sound of that." He said as he took Rosechu's hand and started to massage it.
"Stop that." Rosechu said.
"Stop what?" Asperchu asked.
"My hands are dirty." Rosechu said.
"Mine are too. What are you afraid of?" He asked.
"Afraid?" Rosechu said.
Suddenly Magi-Chan. Walks in on the scene.
"Sir, I've fixed the hyper deluxer!" Magi-Chan told Asperchu.
"Thank you, thank you very much." Asperchu said. Rosechu left the small area and Magi-Chan followed.
Onboard Kaka's Place Destroyer, Darth Kaka held a small meeting with other Manajerks about finding the Third Date.
"...and that, Lord Kaka, was the last time they appeared in any of our scopes. Considering the amount of damage we've sustained, they must have been destroyed." One Manajerk said.
"No, Captain Manajerk Carl, they're alive. I want every ship available to sweep da asteroid field until they are found..." Kaka said. Admiral Manajerk Jones walks up to Kaka.
"Lord Kaka." Jones said.
"Yes, Admiral?" Kaka said.
"The Emperor demands you make contact with him." Jones told Kaka.
"Move the ship out of da Asteroid field so we can make a good connection." Kaka said.
"Yes, my lord." The Admiral said.
Kaka's Place Destroyer move out of the Asteroid Field. Kaka walked into a large room with a viewing screen. The image of a cloaked elderly figure appeared. This is the Emperor.
"Good evening sir, how are you?" Kaka said as he kneeled down.
"There is a great disturbance in za power." The Emperor said.
"Mm…I have felt it." Kaka said.
"We have a new enemy. Sonichu." The Emperor said. "He could destroy us."
"He is just an electric hedgehog pokemon, Michael Snyder cannot help him now." Kaka said.
"The son of Chandler must not become a CWCki." The Emperor said.
"He will join us or die." Kaka said.
Back in the CWCVille Forest, the creature Sonichu met was preparing food.
"Look I'm sure it's delicious, but I don't understand why we can't go see Wild now." Sonichu said.
"Patience." The creature said. "For a CWCki it is time to eat too."
"How far away is Wild? Will it take us long to get there?" Sonichu asked.
"Not far. Wild's not far. Patience. Soon you will be with him. Why do you wish to become a CWCki? Hm?" The creature said.
"Mostly because of my father I guess." Sonichu said.
"Oh your father, powerful CWCki he was." The creature said.
"Oh, come on. How could you know my father? You don't even know who I am." Sonichu said. "Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here. We're wasting our time."
The creature turned away from Sonichu.
"I cannot teach him. He's too impatient." He said.
"He will learn patience." Snyder's voice said.
"There's a lot of tard rage in him, like his father." The creature said.
"Was I any different when you taught me?" Snyder's voice said.
"He is not ready." The creature said.
Sonichu finally realized who the creature was.
"Wild! I'm ready! Michael tell him I'm ready!" Sonichu said.
"Ready, are you? What do you know of ready? I have trained CWCki for eight hundred years. I had my own counsel to decide who would be trained! A CWCki must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. I've watched this one for a long time. His mind never on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A CWCki craves not these things. You are reckless!" Wild said.
"If you remember, so was I." Snyder's voice said.
"He's too old. Yes, too old to begin the training." Wild said.
"But I've learned so much." Sonichu said. "I'm not afraid."
"You will be, you will be." Wild said.
Back on the Third Date, Rosechu is sitting in the cockpit. Suddenly Rosechu saw something move outside in the corner of her eye. She rose to look out the window. Just then a large bird like creature slammed onto the window. Rosechu screamed and ran out of the cockpit.
"Sir, if I may venture an opinion..." Magi-Chan said.
"I'm not really interested in your opinion Magi-Chan." Asperchu told him.
"There's something outside." Rosechu told them.
"Where?" Asperchu asked.
"Outside in the cave." Rosechu said. As she speaks, there comes a sharp banging on the hull.
"Listen there it is!" Magi-Chan said.
"I'm going out there." Asperchu said.
"Are you crazy?!" Rosechu exclaimed.
"I just got this bucket back together. I'm not going to let something tear it apart." Asperchu told her. He and PickleMan grabbed their breathing masks and walked out into the dark cave. Rosechu follows them.
"This ground sure feels strange. It doesn't feel like rock at all." She said.
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here." Asperchu said. Suddenly they all heard a growl coming from the cave itself. "Wait a minute…" Asperchu said. He took out his megatron pistol and fired at the ground. Just then a loud howl echoed through the cave and it began to shake. They all ran back into the Third Date, and Asperchu quickly lifted off to get out of the cave. As they launched off, Rosechu noticed that the cave was collapsing. The Third Date flew out what should’ve been the cave and a large worm followed the ship to try and gobble it back up. Asperchu flew towards the nearest Place Destroyer.
The Manajerks on the bridge of the ship were somehow confused why the would attack head on. They raised their shields and the Third Date flew over them and suddenly disappeared on their radars.
"Where did they go?" Captain Manajerk Carl asked the others.
"They don't appear on our radars sir." Another Manajerk said.
A disappointed looked came to Carl's face.
"I will take a shuttle to Lord Kaka's ship and apologize in real life." He said.
Back in the CWCVille Forests we find Sonichu running through a training course, and Wild sitting watching.
"Run! Yes. A CWCki's strength flows from za power. But beware of the dark side. Anger...fear...aggression. They are the dark side of za power. They flow easily, quick to join you in a fight. If you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Michael's apprentice." Wild told Sonichu.
Sonichu paused and turned to look at Wild.
"Kaka. Is the dark side stronger?" He asked.
"No!" Wild said quickly. "No it is not."
"How will I know the good from the bad?" Sonichu asked.
"You will know." Wild said. "When you are calm, at peace. Passive. A CWCki uses za power for trolling and defense, never for attack. Now that is all I will teach you today."
Sonichu and Wild walked away from the course and passed by a large cave. Wild sat down on a rock. Sonichu felt a darkness from the cave.
"Something's not right here." He said. "I feel cold, death."
"That place...is strong with the dark side of za power. A domain of evil it is. You must go in." Wild said.
"What's in there?" Sonichu asked.
"Only what you take with you." Wild said.
Sonichu grabbed his HeartTorch Saber and walked inside the cave.
Inside it was overgrown with weeds and miss hung down from the walls. Sonichu came across a large wall and he saw some sort of writing on them, but couldn't make them out. Suddenly torches lit up and Sonichu saw the writings on the wall. It read:
It was prophesied by the ancient masters that the reincarnation of our leader will take pen in hand to combine a mouse and a hedgehog, and give birth to a new electric creature! Then the leader will place his hand-made medallion on the pedestal, and release the powers that were his! As well as his lady's and rival's powers. The powers will transform you all into the electric creatures, with variable powers of good, bad, and peace! Also, an evil will strike the day the original electrical creature finds the cave; only the released powers can defeat the evil!
Sonichu had no idea what this meant so he left the cave.
Aboard Kaka's Place Destroyer, Kaka just finished cursing Captain Manajerk Carl to death. Kaka then walked over to a group of mercenaries.
"TrollBusters. We don't need that scum." Admiral Jones said to another Manajerk.
"...there will be a substantial reward for the one who finds da Third Date, a free drawing by yours truly. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No setting people on fire!" Kaka told the TrollBusters.
"As you wish." One of them said. He was a cyan colored electric hedgehog Pokemon, this was Jonas-Chu. The TrollBusters headed out to find the Third Date.
Back in the CWCVille Forests, Sonichu continues his training. Here he is lifting rocks weighing a grand number of pounds using za power.
"Use za power…" Wild said. "Concentrate."
Just then, Sonichu was disrupted by his Q-Wing sinking in the lake. The rocks fell to the ground, and Sonichu got up to look at what happened.
"Now we'll never get out of here." He said.
"So sure are you?" Wild asked. "Have you not learned anything?"
"Moving stones around is one thing. This is totally different." Sonichu said.
"No! It's not different!" Only in your mind." Wild said.
"Ok, I'll try." Sonichu said.
"No. Do, or do not. There is no try." Wild said. Sonichu turned to face the Q-Wing and lifted his arm. With great effort in za power Sonichu began to lift the Q-Wing higher, but quickly lost concentration and the Q-Wing sunk down again.
"I can't do it. It weighs like 5 or 10 tons." Sonichu said.
"Look at me, I'm smaller than you. And do you judge me for that?" Wild asked. "And well you should not. For my ally is in za power. And a powerful ally it is. Trolling creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous trolls we are...not this crude matter. You must feel za power around you. Here, between you...me...the tree...the rock...everywhere! Yes, even between this land and that ship!"
"You ask the impossible." Sonichu said as he walked away and rested by a tree. Wild quietly turned to the ship, closed his eyes and began to use za power to lift the ship out of the lake. Without a sweat, Wild successfully lifted the Q-Wing and placed it onto the ground next to Sonichu. Sonichu looked at Wild.
"I don't believe it." Sonichu said.
"That is why you failed." Wild said.
On Kaka's Place Destroyer.
"Lord Kaka, our ships have completed their scan of the area and found nothing. If the Third Date went into chinaspeed, it'll be back in the city by now." Jones said.
"Alert all da commands." Kaka said.
"Yes my lord." Jones said.
"Don't fail me Admiral." Kaka said.
"Deploy the fleet." Jones told another Manajerk.
Outside The Third Date cleverly attached itself to the Place Destroyer that followed them.
"Look, the fleets beginning to break up." Asperchu said.
"You have your moments." Rosechu said. "Now what?"
"Well, if they follow standard CWCperial procedure, they'll dump their garbage before they go to chinaspeed, then we just float away. Like a piece of the garbage." Asperchu said.
"Then what?" Rosechu asked.
"We've got to find a good region to get to." Asperchu said. "Wait, look at this Jivin."
"The Jivin Region?" Rosechu asked.
"No it's not a region it's a man." Asperchu said. He's a player, gambler, scoundrel. You'd like him."
"Thanks." Rosechu said.
"Cloud District, not too far. We go back a long way, Jivin and me." Asperchu said.
"Can you trust him?" Rosechu asked.
"No. But he has no love for the CWCpire, I can tell you that." Asperchu told her. "Here we go."
The Third Date detached from the Place Destroyer and floated away with the garbage. The Place Destroyers went into chinaspeed and disappeared. The Third Date flew to the Cloud District, but another ship was on their tail. It went unnoticed.
Back in the CWCVille Forests, Sonichu is once again training.
"Concentrate...feel za power flow. Yes. Good. Calm, yes. Through za power, things you will see. Other places. The future...the past. Old friends long gone." Wild said. Sonichu suddenly became distressed.
"Asperchu! Rosechu!" He said.
"Control, control. You must learn control." Wild said.
"I saw a region surrounded by clouds." He told Wild.
"Friends you have there." Wild said.
"They were in pain." Sonichu said
"It is the future you see." Wild said
"Future? Will they die?" Sonichu asked.
"Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future." Wild said.
"I need to go save them." Sonichu said.
"You must decide how to serve them best. If you leave now, you could help them. But you would destroy all for which they have fought and suffered." Wild said.
The Third Date reached the Cloud District and was being followed by Cloud District officers.
“No, I don't have a landing permit. I'm trying to reach Jivin.” Asperchu said.
“Whoa! Wait a minute! Let me explain.” Asperchu said.
“You will not deviate from your present course.” The officer said.
“Rather touchy, aren't they?” Magi-Chan said.
“I thought you knew this person.” Rosechu said.
“What about that one deal you made with him?” PickleMan asked.
“Well, that was a long time ago. I'm sure he's forgotten about that.”Asperchu said.
“Permission granted to land on Platform Three-two-seven.” The officer said.
“Thank you.” Asperchu said into the communicator. “There's nothing to worry about. We go way back, Jivin and me.”
“Who's worried?” Rosechu asked.
“Oh. No one to meet us.” Magi-Chan said.
“I don't like this.” Rosechu said.
“Well, what would you like?” Asperchu asked.
“They did let us land.” Magi-Chan said.
“Look, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine. Trust me.” Asperchu said.
A man in his thirties walked out a door towards Asperchu.
“See? My friend.” Asperchu said. “Keep your eyes open, okay?” He told PickleMan.
“Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler! You've got a lot of guts coming here, after what you pulled.” Jivin said. Asperchu and Jivin stared each other down. “How you doing, you old pirate? So good to see you! I never thought I'd catch up with you again.” Jivin said. “Where you been?” He asked.
“Well, he seems very friendly.” Magi-Chan said.
“Yes...very friendly.” Rosechu said,
“What are you doing here?” Jivin asked.
“Ahh...repairs. I thought you could help me out.” Asperchu said.
“What have you done to my ship?” Jivin asked.
“Your ship? Hey, remember, you lost her to me fair and square.” Asperchu said.
“Hello. What have we here? Welcome. I'm Jivin I'm the administrator of this facility. and who might you be?” He asked.
“Rosechu.” She said.
“Welcome, Rosechu.” Jivin said.
“All right, all right, you old smoothie.” Asperchu said.
“Hello, sir. I am Magi-Chan…” Magi-Chan said while Jivin walked away. “Well, really!”
“What's wrong with the Third Date?” Jivin asked.
“Chinadrive.” Asperchu told him.
“I'll get my people to work on it.” Jivin said.
“Good.” Asperchu said.
“You know, that ship saved my life quite a few times. She's the fastest hunk of junk in CWCVille.” Jivin said.
The group walked into the building.
“How's the gas mine? Is it paying off for you?” Asperchu asked.
“Oh, not as well as I'd like. We're a small outpost and not very self-sufficient. And I've had supply problems of every kind. I've had labor difficulties…” Jivin said, he saw Asperchu grinning. “What's so funny?”
“You. Listen to you -- you sound like a businessman, a responsible leader. Who'd have thought that, huh?” Asperchu said.
“You know, seeing you sure brings back a few things.” Jivin said.
“Yeah.” Asperchu said.
“Yeah, I'm responsible these days. It's the price you pay for being successful.” Jivin said.
The group passed by a door, and from within Magi-Chan heard something that sounded like Bionic.
“That sounds like Bionic in there. I wonder if…” Magi-Chan said. Magi-Chan walks through the doorway to the main room. He looks in. “Hello? How interesting. Oh, my.”
“Who are you?” a man said.
“Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I...I didn't mean to intrude. No, no, please don't get up. No!” Magi-Chan said. A blue bolt hit Magi-Chan's chest and freezes him, the door closed.
In the CWCVille Forests Sonichu loads a heavy case into the belly of the ship. Bionic itss in the Q-Wing, settling down into his cubbyhole. Wild stands nearby on a log.
“Sonichu! You must complete the training.” Wild said.
“I can't keep the vision out of my head. They're my friends. I've got to help them.” Sonichu told him.
“You must not go!” Wild said.
“But Asperchu and Rosechu will die if I don't.” Sonichu said.
“You don't know that.” Michael said. Sonichu looks toward the voice in amazement. Michael has materialized as a real, slightly shimmering image near Wild. “Even Wild cannot see their fate.” He said.
“But I can help them! I feel za power!” Sonichu said.
“But you cannot control it. This is a dangerous time for you, when you will be tempted by the dark side of za power.” Michael said
“Yes, yes. Listen to Michael. The cave. Remember the message at the cave!” Wild said.
“But I've learned so much since then. Master Yoda, I promise to return and finish what I've begun. You have my word.” Sonichu said.
“It is you and your abilities the Emperor wants. that is why your friends are made to suffer.” Michael said.
“And that is why I have to go.” Sonichu said.
“Sonichu, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Kaka.” Michael said.
“You won't.” Sonichu said.
“They must be stopped. Only a fully trained CWCki Knight with za power as his ally will conquer Kaka and his Emperor. If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path, as Kaka did, you will become an agent of evil.” Wild said.
“Patience.” Michael told Sonichu.
“And sacrifice Asperchu and Rosechu?” Sonichu asked
“If you honor what they fight for...yes!” Wild said.
“If you choose to face Kaka, you will do it alone. I cannot interfere.” Michael said.
“I understand. Bionic fire up the converters.” Sonichu said.
“Sonichu, don't give in to hate ,that leads to the dark side.” Michael said. Sonichu nods and climbs into his ship.
“Kaka is strong. Mind what you have learned. It can save you.” Wild said.
“I will. And I'll return. I promise.” Sonichu said. Bionic closes the cockpit. Michael and Wild and watching as the roar of the engines and the wind engulf them.
“I told you, He is reckless. Now matters are worse.” Wild said.
“That boy is our last hope.” Michael said.
“No. There is another.” Wild said. Sonichu's tiny Q-Wing rockets away from the green forests off into the distance.
We find Rosechu in one of the Cloud District Soup Hotel’s resident rooms. Asperchu walks in.
"The ship is almost finished. Two or Three more things and we're in great shape." Asperchu told her.
"The sooner the better. Something's wrong here. No one has seen or knows anything about Magi-Chan. He's been gone too long to have gotten lost." Rosechu said.
"Relax. I'll talk to Jivin and see what I can find out." Asperchu said.
"I don't trust Jivin." Rosechu said.
"Well, I don't trust him, either. But he is my friend. Besides, we'll soon be gone." Asperchu said.
"And then you're as good as gone, aren't you?" Rosechu asked.
PickleMan walks into the room Rosechu and Asperchu are in pulling the frozen Magi-Chan behind him.
"What happened?" Rosechu asked.
"I found him in a room just sitting there frozen." PickleMan told her.
"Oh, what a mess. PickleMan, do you think you can unfreeze him?" Rosechu asked.
"I don't have the tools for that." PickleMan said.
"Jivin's got people who can unfreeze him." Asperchu said.
"No, thanks." Rosechu said.
"I'm sorry. Am I interrupting anything?" Jivin asked as he walked into the room.
"Not really." Rosechu said.
"You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us among the clouds." Jivin said.
"Thank you." Rosechu said.
"Will you join me for some food?" Jivin asked. "Everyone's invited, of course. Having trouble with your electric hedgehog Pokemon?" Jivin says as he notices the large ice encased Magi-Chan.
"No. No problem." Asperchu said. "Why?" He asked.
They walked out of the room and into the long corridor.
"So you see, since we're a small operation, we don't fall into the...uh...jurisdiction of the CWCpire." Jivin said.
"So you're part of the mining guild then?" Rosechu asked.
"No, not actually. Our operation is small enough not to be noticed...which is advantageous for everybody since our customers are anxious to avoid attracting attention to themselves." Jivin said.
The group walks into another corridor and heads for a huge doorway at the far end.
"Aren't you afraid the CWCpire's going to find out about this little operation and shut you down?" Asperchu asked.
"That's always been a danger looming like a shadow over everything we've built here. But things have developed that will insure security." Jivin said. "I've just made a deal that will keep the CWCpire out of here forever."
The mighty doors to the dining room slide open and the group enters the dining room. At the far end of a huge banquet table sits Darth Kaka. Standing at his side and slightly behind him is Jonas-Chu, the TrollBuster. Faster than the wink of an eye, Asperchu draws his megatron pistol and pops off a couple of shots directly at Kaka. The Dark Lord quickly raises his hand, deflecting the bolts into one of the side walls, where they explode harmlessly. Just as quickly, Asperchu's weapon zips into Kaka's greasy hand. The evil presence calmly places the gun on the table in front of him.
"We would be honored if you would join us for da spaghetti." Kaka said.
"I had no choice. They arrived right before you did. I'm sorry." Jivin said.
"I'm sorry, too." Asperchu said.
Sonichu's Q-Wing races through thick clouds toward the Cloud District
"Do you know if Magi-Chan is with them?"
"Magi-Chan's with them. Just hang on. We're almost there." Sonichu said.
PickleMan has been thrown into a prison cell and the frozen Magi-Chan is inside. PickleMan searches for a tool to thaw Magi-Chan out. After a while Magi-Chan was released from the icy cell that held him.
"PickleMan! JerkTroopers are here! We're in danger." Magi-Chan said.
Darth Kaka strides through the room as two JerkTroopers prepare an elaborate torture mechanism. Asperchu is strapped to a rack which tilts forward onto the torture device. Kaka activates the mechanism, creating two bursts of sparks, one of which strikes Asperchu's face. The door opens, and Darth Kaka moves to the holding chamber, where Jivin and Jonas-Chu await him.
"Lord Kaka." Jivin said.
"You may take Asperchu to Barba the Hunk after I have Sonichu." Kaka told Jonas-Chu.
Asperchu's screams filter through the torture room door.
"He's no good to me dead." Jonas-Chu said.
"He will not be permanently damaged." Kaka said.
"Lord Kaka, what about Rosechu and the Pickle?" Jivin asked.
"They must never again leave this district." Kaka said.
"That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving Asperchu to this TrollBuster!" Jivin exclaimed.
"Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?" Kaka asked.
"No." Jivin said.
"Good. It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a…uh…a garrison here." Kaka said.
Kaka turns and sweeps into the elevator with Jonas-Chu. Jivin walks swiftly down another corridor
"This deal's getting worse all the time." Jivin muttered to himself.
Back in the cell with PickleMan, JerkTroopers threw Asperchu in the cell and he fell to the floor.
"I feel terrible." Asperchu said.
PickleMan helps Asperchu to a platform and then turns as the door slides open revealing Rosechu. The troopers push her into the cell, and the door slides closed. She moves to Asperchu, who is lying on the platform, and kneels next to him, gently stroking his head.
"Why are they doing this?" Rosechu wondered.
"They never even asked me any questions." Asperchu said. The cell door slides open. Jivin and two of his guards enter.
"Jivin." Rosechu told Asperchu.
"Get out of here, Jivin!" Asperchu snapped.
"Shut up and listen! Kaka has agreed to turn Rosechu and PickleMan over to me." Jivin said.
"Over to you?" Asperchu asked.
"They'll have to stay here, but at least they'll be safe." Jivin said.
"What about Asperchu?" Rosechu asked.
"Kaka's giving him to the TrollBuster." Jivin said.
"Kaka wants us all dead." Rosechu said.
"He doesn't want you at all. He's after somebody called Sonichu." Jivin said.
"Sonichu?" Asperchu asked.
"Lord Kaka has set a trap for him." Jivin said.
"And we're the bait." Rosechu said.
"Well, he's on his way." Jivin told them.
"Perfect. You fixed us all pretty good, didn't you?" Asperchu asked. "My friend!" He spit out.
Asperchu hauls off and punches Jivin. The two friends are instantly engaged in a frantic close-quarters fight. The guards hit Asperchu with their rifle butts and he flies across the room.
"Stop! I've done all I can do. I'm sorry I couldn't do better, but I have my own problems." Jivin said.
"Yeah, you're a real hero." Asperchu said.
Jivin and the guards leave. Asperchu wipes the blood from his chin as Rosechu helps him up.
"You certainly have a way with people." Rosechu said.
Four JerkTroopers stand at the ready in the large chamber, which is filled with pipes and chemical tanks. In the middle of the room is a round pit housing a hydraulic platform. Darth Kaka and Jivin stand near the platform.
"This facility is crude, but it should be adequate to freeze Sonichu for his journey to the Emperor." Kaka said.
"Lord Kaka, ship approaching. Q-Wing class." The JerkTrooper told Kaka.
"Good. Monitor Sonichu and allow him to land." Kaka said. The soldier bows and leaves the chamber.
"Lord Kaka, we only use this facility for carbon freezing. If you put him in there, it might kill him." Jivin told him.
"I do not want the Emperor's prize damaged. We will test it...on Asperchu." Kaka said.
Jivin's face registers dismay.
Sonichu's Q-Wing moves through the clouds as it nears the main building.
A squad of JerkTroopers lead Asperchu, Rosechu, PickleMan, and Magi-Chan to the carbon freezing chamber.
"What's going on...buddy?" Asperchu asked Jivin.
"You're being put into carbon freeze." Jivin told Asperchu.
"What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me." Jonas-Chu said.
"The CWCpire will compensate you if he dies. Put him in!" Kaka said.
Realizing what is about to happen, PickleMan attacks the JerkTroopers surrounding Asperchu. Within seconds, other CWCperial reinforcements join the scuffle, clubbing the giant pickle with their laser weapons. From the instant of PickleMan's first move, Magi-Chan begins to scream in panic.
"Oh, no! No, no, no! Stop, PickleMan, stop...!" Magi-Chan exclaimed.
The JerkTroopers are about to hit PickleMan in the face.
"Stop, PickleMan, stop! Do you hear me? Stop!" Asperchu said.
Asperchu breaks away from his captors. Kaka nods to the guards to let him go and the electric hedgehog pokemon breaks up the fight.
"This won't help me. Hey!" Asperchu said. "Save your strength. There'll be another time. Rosechu, you have to take care of her. You hear me?" Asperchu told PickleMan.
Asperchu nods at PickleMan, who looks down in sadness. In a flash the guards have slipped binders on PickleMan, who is too distraught to protest. Asperchu turns to Rosechu. They look sorrowfully at one another.
"I love you." Rosechu tells Asperchu.
"SNERGEN FLERGEN!" Asperchu responds.
"What?" Rosechu asked.
Tears roll down Rosechu's face as she watches the dashing electric hedgehog Pokemon walk to the hydraulic platform. Asperchu looks one final time at his friends and then, suddenly, the platform drops. Instantly, fiery liquid begins to pour down in a shower of sparks and fluid as great as any steel furnace. A huge mechanical tong lifts the steaming metal-encased electric hedgehog Pokemon out of the vat and stands him on the platform. Some JerkTroopers rush over and push the block over onto the platform. Jivin kneels and adjusts some knobs, measuring the heat. He shakes his head in relief.
"Oh...they've encased him in carbonite. He should be quite well-protected, if he survived the freezing process, that is." Magi-Chan said.
"Well, Jivin, did he survive?" Kaka asked.
"Yes, he's alive. And in perfect hibernation." Jivin said.
"He's all yours TrollBuster. Reset the chamber for Sonichu." Kaka ordered.
"Sonichu has just landed, my lord." A JerkTrooper said.
"Good. See to it that he finds his way here. Jivin, take Rosechu and the…Pi...Pic...Pickle to my ship." Kaka said.
"You said they'd be left in the city under my supervision." Jivin said.
"I am altering the deal. Pray to GodBear, I don't alter it any further." Kaka said.
Jivin's hand instinctively goes to his throat as he turns to Rosechu, PickleMan, and Magi-Chan.
As Sonichu and Bionic move carefully down a deserted corridor, they hear a group of people coming down a side hallway. Jonas-Chu enters from a side hallway followed by two guards pushing the floating, encased body of Asperchu. Two JerkTroopers, who follow, immediately spot Sonichu and open fire on him. The youth draws his weapon and blasts the two troopers before they can get off a second shot. The two guards whisk Asperchu into another hallway as Jonas-Chu lowers his arm and fires a deadly laser at Sonichu, which explodes to one side and tears up a huge chunk of wall. Sonichu rushes to a side hallway, but by the time he reaches it, Jonas-Chu, Asperchu, and the guards are gone. A think metal door blocks the passage. Sonichu turns to see Rosechu, PickleMan, Magi-Chan, and Jivin being herded down a second hallway by several other JerkTroopers. Rosechu turns just in time to see Sonichu.
"Sonichu! Sonichu, don't it's a trap! It's a trap!" Rosechu screams. Before she can finish, she is pulled through a doorway and disappears from sight. Sonichu races after the group, leaving Bionic trailing behind.
Sonichu rises into the chamber, borne by the platform. The room is deathly quiet. Very little steam escapes the pipes and no one else seems to be in the large room. Warily, Sonichu walks toward the stairway. Steam begins to build up in the chamber. Looking up through the steam, Sonichu sees a large figure standing on a walkway above him. Sonichu holsters his gun and moves up the stairs to face Kaka. He feels confident, eager to engage his enemy.
"Mm...za power is with you, Sonichu. But you are not a CWCki yet." Kaka said to Sonichu.
Sonichu ignites his HeartTorch Saber in answer. In an instant, Kaka's own HeartTorch Saber is lit. Sonichu lunges, but Kaka repels the blow. Again Sonichu attacks, and the swords of the two combatants clash in battle.
Rosechu, Jivin, and PickleMan, and Magi-Chan, march along, guarded by six JerkTroopers. The group reaches an intersection where a dozen of Jivin's guards stand at attention. The guards immediately aim their weapons at the startled JerkTroopers. Taking the JerkTroopers' weapons from them.
"Well done. Hold them in the security tower and keep it quiet. Move." Jivin told the guards.
As Jivin's guards quickly march the JerkTroopers away, Jivin begins to undo PickleMan's binding.
"What do you think you're doing?" Rosechu asked.
"We're getting out of here." Jivin told them.
"I knew all along it had to be a mistake." Magi-Chan said.
PickleMan turns on Jivin and starts to choke him.
"Do you think that after what you did to Asperchu we're going to trust you?" Rosechu asked him.
Jivin tries to free himself from PickleMan.
"I had no choice..." Jivin said.
"What are you doing? Trust him, trust him!" Magi-Chan said.
"Oh, so we understand, don't we, PickleMan? He had no choice." Rosechu said.
"I'm just trying to help..." Jivin said.
"We don't need any of your help." Rosechu said.
"As-s-p..." Jivin said choking.
"What?" Rosechu asked
"It sounds like Asperchu." Magi-Chan said.
"There's still a chance to save Asperchu...I mean, at the East Platform..." Jivin says
"PickleMan." Rosechu says.
PickleMan finally releases Jivin, who fights to get his breath back.
"I'm terribly sorry about all this. After all, he's only a Pickle." Magi-Chan said.
The two guards slide Asperchu's encased body into an opening in the side of the TrollBuster's ship. Jonas-Chu climbs aboard on a ladder next to the cargo hold.
"Put Asperchu in the cargo hold." Jonas-Chu told the guard.
And with that, the door slams shut.
Magi-Chan spots Bionic wandering in a hallway.
"Bionic! Where have you been?" Magi-Chan asked.
"With Sonichu! What's going on?" Bionic asked.
"Hurry, hurry! We're trying to save Asperchu from the TrollBuster!" Magi-Chan told Bionic.
An elevator door slides open and Jivin, Rosechu, and PickleMan race for a large bay overlooking the East Landing Platform. Just as they arrive, Jonas-Chu's ship takes off against a cloudy sunset sky.
"Oh, no! PickleMan, they're behind you!" Magi-Chan exclaimed.
A laser bolt explodes near PickleMan. Everyone turns to see what Magi-Chan has already spotted coming from the other direction; a squad of JerkTroopers running toward them. Bionic peeks out from the elevator. Rosechu and PickleMan start firing at the troopers as Jivin makes a break for the elevator. Laser bolts continue to explode around Rosechu and the Pickle, but they refuse to budge. Jivin sticks his head out of the elevator and motions for the pair to run, but they barely notice. They seem possessed, transported, as all the frustration of captivity and anger of loss pour through their death-dealing weapons. But after a few moments, they begin to move through the rain of laser fire toward the elevator. Once they are inside, the door slams shut and the JerkTroopers race forward. Sonichu and Kaka are locked in combat on the platform overlooking the chamber. Their swords clash, the platform sways. Sonichu aggressively drives Kaka back, forcing Kaka to use defensive tactics.
"You have learned much, young one." Kaka said.
"You'll find I'm full of surprises." Sonichu said.
Kaka makes two quick moves, hooking Sonichu's sword out of his hand and sending it flying. Another lightning move at Sonichu's feet forces the youth to jump back to protect himself. Losing his balance, Sonichu tumbles down the stairs to the circular carbon-freezing platform. There he sprawls on the floor, surprised and shaken. Just in time he looks up to see Kaka, like a giant tomgirl bird, flying right at him. Sonichu rolls away as Kaka lands. Crouching, Sonichu keeps his gaze steadily on his enemy.
"Your destiny lies with me, Sonichu. That Jew Snyder knew this to be true." Kaka said.
"No!" Sonichu exclaimed.
Behind Sonichu the hydraulic elevator cover has opened noiselessly. All the while, Sonichu slowly, cautiously moves back, away from the Dark Lord. Suddenly, Kaka attacks so forcefully that Sonichu loses his balance and falls back into the opening. There is a rumble, and in an instant freezing steam rises to obscure Kaka's vision. Kaka turns aside and deactivates his sword.
"All to easy. Perhaps you are not as strong as the Emperor thought Huh, Mr. Troll?" Kaka bragged.
Through the steam behind Kaka something blurs upward. Liquid metal begins to pour into the pit. Kaka turns around and then looks up. He sees Sonichu, who has leaped fifteen feet straight up and who now hangs from some hoses on the carbonite outlet.
"Impressive...most impressive." Kaka said.
Sonichu jumps down to the platform where he is separated from Kaka by the steaming carbonite pit. He raises his hand. His sword, which had fallen on another part of the platform, swiftly jumps into his outstretched hand and is instantly ignited. Vader immediately lights his sword as well.
"Mm...Michael has taught you well, I see. You have controlled your fear...now release your anger." Kaka said.
Sonichu is more cautious, controlling his anger. He begins to retreat as Kaka goads him on. As Sonichu takes a defensive position, he realizes he has been foolhardy. A quick sword exchange and Sonichu forces Kaka back. Another exchange and Kaka retreats. Sonichu presses forward.
"Only your hatred can destroy me." Kaka said.
Breathing hard, Sonichu jumps in the air, turning a somersault over Kaka. He lands on the floor and slashes at Kaka as the room continues to fill up with steam. Kaka retreats before Sonichu's skillful sword. Kaka blocks the sword, but looses his balance and falls into the outer rim of pipes. The energy Sonichu has used to stop Kaka has brought him to the point of collapse. Sonichu moves to the edge and looks down, but sees no sign of Kaka. He then deactivates his sword, hooks it on his belt, and lowers himself into the pit.
Moving through a tunnel like entrance, Sonichu cautiously approaches the reactor room. He ignites his sword and moves into the room and toward a large window as Kaka enters panting heavily. Sonichu raises his sword and moves forward to attack. Behind Sonichu a large piece of machinery detaches itself from the wall and comes smashing forward toward his back. Sonichu turns and cuts it in half just as another machine comes hurtling at him. Using za power, Sonichu manages to deflect it and send it flying as if it had hit an invisible shield. A large pipe detaches and comes flying at Sonichu. He deflects it. Sparking wires pull out of the wall and begin to whip at the youth. Small tools and equipment come flying at him. Bombardment from all sides, Sonichu does his best to deflect everything, but soon he is bloodied and bruised. Finally, one machine glances off his and goes flying out the large window. A fierce wind blows into the room, unmoving, stands the dark, Tomgirl figure of Kaka. A piece of machinery hits Sonichu and he is knocked out of the window. Sonichu falls onto the walkway, rolls, and hangs over the edge, holding his deactivated sword in hand. He puts the sword on his belt and begins to scramble up.
PickleMan, Rosechu, Jivin, Magi-Chan, and Bionic make to the Third Date PickleMan works the controls as Rosechu sits in Asperchu's seat and Jivin watches over their shoulders. As PickleMan pulls back on the throttle, the ship begins to move. The Third Date lifts into the sky and roars away from the city. Troops fire after it and PSEye fighters take off in pursuit.
Sonichu moves along the railing and up to the control room. Kaka lunges at him and Sonichu immediately raises his lit sword to meet Kaka's. Sparks fly as they duel, Kaka gradually forcing Sonichu backwards, falling toward the walkway.
"You are beaten. Don't let yourself be destroyed as that Jew did." Kaka said.
Sonichu answers by rolling sideways and thrusting his sword at Kaka so viciously that he nicks Kaka on the shoulder. Kaka seems to be hurt, but immediately recovers. Sonichu backs off along the narrow end of the walkway as Kaka comes at him, slashing at the young CWCki with his sword. Sonichu makes a quick move around the instrument complex attached to the end of the walkway. Kaka's sword comes slashing down, cutting the complex loose; it begins to fall, then is caught by the rising wind and blown upward. Sonichu glances at the instrument complex floating away. At that instant, Kaka's sword comes down across Sonichu's right arm, cutting off his arm and sending his sword flying. In great pain, Sonichu squeezes his arm and moves back along the walkway to its extreme end. Kaka follows. The wind subsides. Sonichu holds on. There is nowhere else to go.
"There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to CWCVille." Kaka said.
"I'll never join you!" Sonichu exclaimed
"If you only knew za power of the dark side. Michael Snyder never told you what happened to your father." Kaka said.
"He told me enough! He told me you killed him." Sonichu said.
"No. I am your father." Kaka told Sonichu.
Shocked, Sonichu looks at Kaka in utter disbelief.
"No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!" Sonichu says.
"Search your feelings. You know it to be true." Kaka said.
"No! No! No!" Sonichu screamed.
"Sonichu. You can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and we can rule CWCVille as father and son. Come with me. It's the only way." Kaka said.
Kaka puts away his sword and holds his fat hand out to Sonichu. A calm comes over Sonichu, and he makes a decision. In the next instant he steps off the walkway platform into space. The Autist Lord looks over the platform and sees Sonichu falling far below and sighs. The wind soon fades and the wounded CWCki begins to drop fast, unable to grab onto anything to break his fall.
Suddenly Sonichu is sucked into an exhaust pipe in the side of the shaft. When Kaka sees this, he turns and hurries off the platform.
Sonichu tumbles through the exhaust pipe. He slides to the end of the slickly polished pipe and stops as his feet hit a circular grill and knock it open. Sonichu claws at the surface of the pipe, trying to keep from sliding out into space.
Unable to hang onto the pipe, Sonichu tumbles out, emerging at the undermost part of the Cloud District. Reaching out desperately, he manages to grab onto on electronic weather vane.
"Michael...Michael, please!" Sonichu said. He tries to pull himself up on the weather vane but slips back down. He hooks one of his legs around the fragile instruments. All the while, a powerful current of air rushes out at him from the exhaust pipe.
"Michael. Rosechu!" Sonichu said.
There is an ominous cracking sound from the base of the weather vane and a piece breaks off, falling into the clouds far below.
"Hear me! Rosechu!" Sonichu said.
Rosechu seems to be lost in a fog, her expression troubled. PickleMan is busy operating the ship. Jivin stands next to the him, watching a readout on the control panel.
"Sonichu...We've got to go back." Rosechu told them.
"What?" Jivin asked.
"I know where Sonichu is." She said.
"But what about those fighters?" Jivin wondered.
"Just do it." Rosechu said.
"But what about Kaka?" Jivin asked.
"Turn the ship around before I give you to Kaka." PickleMan said.
"All right, all right, all right." Jivin said.
The Third Date turns back toward the Cloud District.
Kaka enters the landing platform and watches as the speck that is the Third Date disappears. He turns to two aides who are standing near the entrance to the landing platform.
"Bring my shuttle." Kaka ordered.
Nearly unconscious, Sonichu hangs upside-down on the weather vane as his body shifts in the wind. The Third Date flies to the side of the large tower. Three PSEye fighters close in on the ship. Rosechu tries to remain calm.
"Look, someone's up there." Jivin said.
"It's Sonichu. PickleMan, slow down. Slow down and we'll get under him. Jivin, open the top hatch." Rosechu said. Jivin rushes out of the cockpit.
Sonichu hangs by one arm from the crossbar of the weather vane. He slips from the bar and grabs onto the pole of the vane as the Third Date banks toward him. The ship positions itself under Sonichu as Jivin moves up through the opening of the hatch. Sonichu begins to slide and finally falls from the vane into Jivin arms.
"Jivin?" Rosechu called.
"Okay, let's go." Jivin responded.
The Third Date races away. It is closely followed by three PSEye fighters, all of which keep up a heavy laser assault on the fleeing ship.
"Oh, Rosechu." Sonichu said.
"All right, PickleMan. Let's go." Jivin said.
Rosechu helps Sonichu from the cockpit as another huge blast rocks the ship.
Sonichu rests on a cot, his injured arm wrapped in a protective cuff. Rosechu gently wipes his face.
"I'll be back." She told him.
Rosechu walked back into the cockpit.
"Place Destroyer." Rosechu said.
"All right, PickleMan. Ready for chinaspeed." Jivin said.
"If your people fixed the chinadrive." Rosechu said.
Another explosion rocks the ship. Rosechu notices as a green light on the panel next to her flashes on.
"All the coordinates are set. It's now or never." Rosechu said.
"Punch it!" Jivin exclaimed
But nothing happens, and the engine goes off. PickleMan lets out a frustrated moan. The flak still violently rocks the ship.
"They told me they fixed it. I trusted them to fix it. It's not my fault!" Jivin said.
PickleMan gets up from his chair and starts out of the cockpit. In the distance the PSEye fighters continue their chase, still shooting lasers. Kaka's Place Destroyer moves behind them, determinedly following the Third Date. Kaka stands on the bridge looking out the window as Admiral Jones approaches him.
"They'll be in range of our tractor beam in moments, lord." He said.
"Did your men deactivate the chinadrive on the Third Date?" Kaka asked.
"Yes, my lord." Jones responded.
"Good. Prepare the boarding party and set for your weapons for stun." Kaka ordered.
"Yes, my lord." Jones said, and he walked away.
As his Destroyer draws nearer, Kaka's panting gets slightly faster.
"Sonichu." He says.
Sonichu realizes that Kaka's ship is very near. He feels resigned to his fate. He senses that he is beaten, more emotionally than physically.
"Father." Sonichu responds to Kaka.
"Come with me." Kaka says.
"Michael, why didn't you tell me?" Sonichu wondered.
Jivin and Rosechu are at the controls of the Third Date. Meanwhile, in the ship's hold, PickleMan continues to work frantically on the chinadrive mechanism.
"PickleMan!" Jivin calls through the communicator.
Sonichu enters the cockpit and looks out the window. He is almost unconscious with pain and depression.
"It's Kaka." Sonichu said.
"Sonichu...it is your destiny." Kaka said.
"Michael, why didn't you tell me?" Sonichu still wondered.
Aboard the Place Destroyer.
"Alert all commands. Ready for the tractor beam." Jones said.
Back on the Third Date, Bionic walks over to a wad of cords and wires and attaches one to the other. Suddenly Rosechu and Jivin are thrown into their seats as the Third Date unexpectedly shoots into chinaspace.
The Third Date soars into infinity and away from the huge Place Destroyer which seems, by contrast, to stand still. Admiral Jones and another Manajerk glance at Kaka in terror. Kaka turns slowly and walks off the bridge, his hands held behind his back in a contemplative gesture, a foul stench follows him and brown stains are in his pants.
We find the Third Date is attached to a huge Troll cruiser by a docking tube. Troll fighters move about the giant cruiser, and a Troll transport ship hovers near the fleet. Jivin sits in the pilot's seat as he talks into the communicator. PickleMan busily throws a variety of switches in preparation for takeoff.
"Sonichu, we're ready for takeoff." Jivin says through the communicator.
"Good luck, Jivin." Sonichu responded.
"When we find Barba the Hunk and that TrollBuster, we'll contact you." Jivin said.
In the medical frigate Sonichu speaking into the comlink as a medical robot works on his hand. Rosechu stands near him while Magi-Chan and Bionic look out the window.
"I'll meet you at the rendezvous point in the Slum District." Sonichu told Jivin.
"Rosechu, we'll find Asperchu. I promise." Jivin told her.
"PickleMan, I'll be waiting for your signal." Sonichu says.
"Alright." He responds.
"Take care, you two. May za power be with you." Sonichu says.
Sonichu looks down at his hand, which is now a mechanical prosthetic. The medical robot makes some adjustments in a tiny electronic unit, then pricks each one of Sonichu's fingers.
"Ow!" He says. Sonichu wriggles his fingers, makes a fist, and relaxes it. His hand is completely functional.
He gets up and walks over to Rosechu. The group watches as the Third Date moves into view, makes a turn, and zooms away into the distance. While the group is looking out the window of the cruiser, two escort fighters join the large ship. Slowly, the cruiser turns and moves away into the distance too.