CWC Wars Episode IV- A New JULAY
Not so very long ago in a city, far far away…
CWC Wars
Episode IV- A New JULAY
It is a period of civil war. Troll spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic CWCpire. During the battle, Troll spies managed to steal secret plans to the CWCpire’s ultimate weapon, the S-CHU BALL, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire region. Pursued by the CWCpire’s sinister agents, Rosechu races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to CWCVille….
Over the planet Earth, flies the Troll spaceship, Tantrum IV, and is followed by a CWCperial Place Destroyer covered in childish drawings of the Dark Lord of the Autists, Lord Kaka, and colored in yellow and light blue. The Place Destroyer quickly flies overhead the Troll spaceship, and captures it.
On the Tantrum IV, two of its passengers, Magi-Chan and Bionic, travel through the halls as a large hit shakes the ship.
"Did you hear that?," Magi-Chan asked Bionic. "They've shut down the main reactor! We'll be destroyed for sure."
As Magi-Chan and Bionic turn the corner heading into a long passageway, Troll Troopers line up to defend the entrance from CWCperial JerkTroopers. Suddenly a large flash of sparks come out from the door, and smoke starts to fill the hallway. The door blows open and the Troll Troopers start firing at the intruders. The JerkTroopers return fire, Magi-Chan and Bionic scurry for cover heading into another hallway. Behind them, more and more Troll Troopers begin to fall, and soon the JerkTroopers have secured the main hallway. From the smoke infested entrance comes a large figure, clad in a red tank top, what appeared to be a muscle bra, and blue skirt. It was Lord Kaka, dressed in his Tomgirl outfit. He looked at the fallen Troll Troopers with disgust and spoke in a high pitched, nasally voice, "Ya'll got what you deserve, you dang dirty trolls." He then pointed forward and walked down the hall with his JerkTroopers to take the rest of the ship.
Magi-Chan and Bionic had been split up during battles between the Troll Troopers and JerkTroopers. Magi-Chan quickly tried to find his companion and searched the sub hallway and saw his friend talking to Rosechu. Bionic walked over to Magi-Chan, and Magi-Chan asked, "Where have you been?"
In the distance Magi-Chan and Bionic heard the cries of the Troll Troopers. "Come on, we're getting out of here.", Bionic said as he headed towards one of the escape pods.
"This is such a bad idea." , Magi-Chan said. Soon the escape pod launched away from the Tantrum IV. On board the Place Destroyer two Manajerks witnessed the escape pod being being launched. "Look there goes another!", said one of them. This had not been the first escape pod they had seen today, the rest were duds. "Probably just another dud escape pod, don't worry about it.", said the other.
The escape pod slowly drifted towards Earth, and lands in the abandoned zone in the city of CWCVille, Virginia.
Back onboard Tantrum IV, Lord Kaka was interrogating the captain of the ship, Jason Kendrick Howell. A CWCperial Manajerk runs up to Lord Kaka.
"The S-CHU plans are not in the main computer.", the Manajerk explains.
"Where are da transmissions ya'll intercepted? What have ya done with those plans? Tell me NOW NOW NOW NOW!" Lord Kaka yelled at Howell, while Kaka took Howell by the neck and moved him closer to his armpit.
"We intercepted no transmissions, this is an ass patter ship. We're on a quest to Fashion Square Mall."
"If this is an ass patters ship," Chandler said. "Then where are all the ass patters?" Chandler then immediately buried Howell's head into his armpit, killing him instantly.
"Commander tear dis ship apart until y'all have found those plans. And bring me da ass patter, I want her alive!" Kaka exclaimed.
"Right away, sir." The Commander quickly responded.
Within a sub hallway Rosechu was sneaking around trying to avoid the JerkTroopers, until a group of them walked in. "There she is! Set for stun." Rosechu turned around and fled, one of the JerkTroopers fired his blaster, and stunned her.
"She'll be alright." A JerkTrooper said. "Inform Lord Kaka we have a prisoner."
In one of the main corridors Lord Kaka, and an Manajerk, waited for his team of JerkTroopers to bring the prisoner forward. Rosechu walks out of a door followed by JerkTroopers and stops in front of Kaka.
"Lord Kaka, I should have known. Only you could be so bold. The CWCperial Senate will not stand still for this!" Rosechu told Kaka.
"Don't troll me, Rosechu. You weren't on any ass patting mission this time. You passed directly through a restricted region. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Trolling stupids. I want to know what happened to da plans they sent you."
"I don't know what you're talking about, I'm a member of the CWCperial Senate on an ass patting mission to…" Rosechu explained as she was cut off by Kaka.
"You are part of the trolling stupids, a liar, and a thief! Take her away!" Kaka ordered. Kaka and his officer began to walk down the hall.
"She'll die before she'll tell you anything. What if word gets out, this could generate sympathy for the trolling by the Senate." The Manajerk told Kaka.
"Mm, yeah leave that to me." Kaka said without a care. Kaka and his Manajerk are greeted by one of the Manajerks onboard the Place Destroyer looking out for the escape pods. "Ah, what's da update?", Kaka asked the him.
"Sir, three of the escape pods were launch during the siege, the third we let go because the others were duds.", The Manajerk said. A confused look came to Kaka's face.
"That must be where Rosechu hid da plans! Go down to the planets surface and find them." Kaka ordered.
"Yes, sir!", the Manajerk responded.
We cut to a deserted wasteland, with Magi-Chan and Bionic, who have trekked away from the escape pod. "What a desolate place this is." Magi-Chan says. Bionic looks around and starts to head in a different direction than Magi-Chan. "Where are you going?"
"I'm going this way." Bionic responds.
"I'm not going that way it's much too rocky. Come on." Magi-Chan says. Bionic continues to head in the opposite direction.
"I need to carry out my mission." Bionic explained.
"What mission? What are you talking about? I've had just about enough of you! Go that way!" Magi-Chan said.
As Bionic travels through the rocky pathway, small creatures move swiftly within the shadows.
Back with Magi-Chan. "That little twerp. This is all his fault! He tricked me into going this way, but he'll do no better." In the distance, Magi-Chan spots a large vehicle. "What's that? A transport? I'm saved! Hey! Over here!" Magi-Chan screams as he flails his arms over his head.
Bionic travels deeper and deeper through the rocky pathway. Behind him he hears the sound of falling rocks. Bionic turned around to expect Magi-Chan behind him, but he wasn't there. Bionic kept walking until he saw something or someone peeking out of a dark cave. Suddenly a blast sounded and hit Bionic. He was stunned. From the cave, out crawled a tall gray haired man with a mustache and a red, white, and blue shirt. He walked over to the stunned electric hedgehog Pokemon, and picked him up and wandered back to the large transport Magi-Chan saw earlier.
Back the escape pod crash site, A large group of JerkTroopers are investigating the area. "Two tracks head off in this direction." Says one of them. One of the JerkTroopers lean down to the ground and picks up a large purple quill from the ground. "Look sir, electric hedgehog Pokemon."
Inside the transport, Magi-Chan wakes up and looks around. There were other electric hedgehog Pokemon, one of them with a red, white, and blue shirt, and a little medallion too. People began to appear, one with a brown striped shirt, and one calling himself Alec. Magi-Chan walked around the room he was in a saw Bionic who was asleep. "Wake up!" Magi-Chan snapped as Bionic opened his eyes. "We're doomed." Suddenly the transport came to a screech halt, and all the other electric hedgehog Pokemon began to scurry around. Jimmy Hill, Liquid, and Alec began to herd the group of electric hedgehog Pokemon towards and opening door, Magi-Chan and Bionic followed. As Magi-Chan and Bionic waked out into the blinding light, they could see a little house in the Slum District and two figures standing at it's entrance, both of them walked out, and met up with the the three men. Liquid had them all line up for some sort of inspection.
"Alright." Said the older gentleman. "Ah a psychic type electric hedgehog Pokemon."
"Yes, sir." Magi-Chan responded. "I'm capable of over six million form of telepathic communications."
"That's fine, can you talk to tractors?" The man asked.
"Why yes sir, they are like a second cousin to me." Magi-Chan said.
"Alright this one will do." He told Alec. Magi-Chan began walking to the house.
The young yellow electric hedgehog Pokemon began to look at the others and came across an purple skunk. The boy picked this one and started walking it to the house when the skunk suddenly stopped and fell down. "Uncle Smithey!" The boy exclaimed. "This skunk has a clumsy motivator!" Smithey looked back at Alec and asked
"What are you trying to pull?" Magi-Chan walked up behind the boy and said
"Sir, that electric hedgehog Pokemon is in fine condition a real bargain."
"Uncle Smithey! What about that one?" The boy said while pointing at Bionic. Smithey quickly made a deal with Alec and Bionic once again joined Magi-Chan. Smithey and the boy walked inside followed by the two electric hedgehog Pokemon.
Inside the garage the boy was having the two cleaned.
"Thank the maker! This bath is going to feel so good!" Magi-Chan said.
"Ugh, Matthew's right! I'm never going to get out of here." The boy said.
"Is there anything I can do sir?" Magi-Chan asked.
"Not unless you can speed up time, or teleport me off this rock." The boy explained.
"I don't think I can do that sir." Magi-Chan explained.
"You can call me Sonichu." the boy said.
"I see sir Sonichu." Magi-Chan responded.
Sonichu chuckled for a second. "No, just Sonichu." He said.
"And I am Magi-Chan, and this is my companion Bionic." Magi-Chan said.
"You got a lot of burnt quills here. It looks like you boys have seen a lot of action." Sonichu said.
"With all we've been through, sometimes I'm amazed we're in as good condition as we are, what with the Trolling and all." Magi-Chan said. Sonichu suddenly jumped up.
"You know of the Trolling against the CWCpire?" He asked.
"Well yes sir, that is how we came into your service." Magi-Chan said as Sonichu went back to looking at Bionic.
"Well your friend here has something here, what's this?" He asked. A flash of blue light came from the device Bionic had and a holographic image of Rosechu appeared.
"Help me Michael Snyder. You're my only hope…" the holographic Rosechu said.
"What's this?" Sonichu asked Bionic.
"What's what?" Bionic said.
"What's what?" Magi-Chan said. "He asked you a question what is that?"
"It's old data, it merely malfunctioned. Pay it no mind." Bionic said.
"Who is she? She's beautiful." Sonichu said.
"I'm not quite sure sir. She must have been a passenger on our last voyage, a person of some importance I believe." Magi-Chan said.
"Is there more to this recording?" Sonichu asked.
"No, this is the property of Michael Snyder, a resident of these parts." Bionic said.
“I have no idea what he’s talking about.” Magi-Chan said.
"I wonder if he means old John Snyder." Sonichu said.
"I beg your pardon sir. But do you know what he's talking about?" Magi-Chan asked.
"Well, old John works up at The Game Place. He's kind of an old hermit." Sonichu explained.
"Sonichu! Sonichu! Come to dinner!" His Aunt shouted.
"Alright, I'll be right there Aunt Corrina!" Sonichu shouted.
At the dinner table we see Sonichu, his Uncle Smithey, and his Aunt Corrina eating. "You know that orange electric hedgehog Pokemon we got? I think it might be stolen." Sonichu told his uncle.
"We'll what makes you think that?" Smithey asked.
"I stumbled upon across a recording while I was cleaning him, he says he belongs to someone called Michael Snyder." Sonichu said while Smithey looked alarmed. "I think he might have meant John. Do you know what he is talking about? I think he might be related the John." Sonichu added.
"That old man's just a crazy wizard. That'll be the end of it." His Uncle said.
"Well what if this Michael comes looking for him?" Sonichu asked.
"He won't, I don't think he exists any more. He died about the same time as your father." Smithey said.
"He knew my father?" Sonichu asked.
"I told you to forget it." Smithey snapped. "Your only concern is to have those electric hedgehog Pokemon up in the south ridge working on those tractors." He added.
"Yes, sir. I think they are going to work out fine. In fact, I, uh, was also thinking about our agreement about my staying on another season." Sonichu said. "And if they do work out, I want to transmit my application to PVCC this year."
"Harvest is when I need you the most. Only one more season. This year we'll make enough on the harvest so I'll be able to hire some more hands. And then you can go to PVCC next year." His uncle stated.
A disappointed look came to Sonichu's eyes, and he got up from the table.
"Where are you going?" His Aunt asked him.
"Looks like I'm going nowhere." Sonichu replied as he left the room.
Aunt Corrina looked back at Smithey. "You can't keep him here forever."
"One more season, I promise." Smithey said.
"Sonichu's not a farmer Smithey. He has too much of his father in him." Corrina said.
"That's what I'm afraid of." Smithey told her with a concerned look in his face.
Outside of the house Sonichu walked up to the nearest hill to look at the sunset. Afterwards Sonichu walked back into the garage to find that Magi-Chan was the only one there. "Where's Bionic?" He asked.
"Sir, I tried to tell him not to go! But it was no use! He's obsessed with this mission!" Magi-Chan explained. Both of them ran outside and Sonichu used his binoculars to find him.
"There's no sign of him. How could I be so stupid?" Sonichu said as he sighed.
"Couldn't we go after him?" Magi-Chan asked.
"No, it's too dangerous with the Ween Kids out there. We'll have to wait until morning." Sonichu explained. The two went back inside for the night.
The next day Sonichu and Magi-Chan hopped into a blue Ford escort and went out to look for Bionic.
"There's something up ahead on the scanner!" Sonichu said.
The two finally caught up with Bionic. Sonichu jumped in front of him and said, "Whoa! Where are you going?"
"Michael Snyder is my master. I need to find him." Bionic said.
"No! Sonichu owns you now, enough of this Michael Snyder gibberish!" Magi-Chan exclaimed.
"Well come on, lets go." Sonichu said. In the distance they all heard a faint voice screaming "JULAY!"
"What was that?" Magi-Chan asked.
"Ween kids." Sonichu said as he headed towards his Ford escort to grab his binoculars and rifle. He walked back to Magi-Chan an Bionic and said "Come on, lets go check it out."
Sonichu and Magi-Chan were on the side of a cliff looking down into a canyon. Through the binoculars Sonichu could see a small band of Ween Kids. When suddenly something blocked his view. Sonichu looked up to find a Ween Kid towering before him. "JULAY!" The Ween Kid shouted and he hit Sonichu, knocking him out. In the struggle Magi-Chan had fallen down.
The Ween Kids dragged Sonichu back to his Ford Escort and began to search the vehicle. Bionic was hiding in a nearby cave. Then a loud roar scares off the Ween Kids, and the figure walks over to Sonichu. He glances over at Bionic, removes his hood and says "Hello there! Come here my little friend. Don't be afraid."
Bionic begins to walk over to the man. "Don't worry, he'll be alright." Sonichu begins to wake up.
"What happened?" Sonichu asked.
"Rest easy. You've had a busy day, you're lucky you're still in one piece." The man says.
"John? John Snyder? Boy am I glad to see you!" Sonichu said while rubbing his face. "The Abandoned zone is not to be traveled lightly. Tell me young Sonichu, what are you doing out here?" Snyder asks.
"Oh this electric hedgehog Pokemon is looking for his old master, Michael Snyder. Do you know who he's talking about? Is he related to you?"
"Michael Snyder…" Snyder said. "Michael Snyder. Now that's a name I have not heard for a long time. A long time."
"My uncle said he was dead." Sonichu said.
"No he's not dead, not yet." Snyder said.
"You know him?" Sonichu asked.
"Well of course I know him. He's me." Snyder said. "I have not gone by Michael Snyder since, oh, before you were born." The two could hear the group of Ween Kids returning. "We must get indoors. The Ween Kids are easily startled, but they'll return in greater numbers." Snyder said.
Sonichu then remembered about Magi-Chan. "Magi-Chan!" Sonichu said. Sonichu and Snyder went to go find the electric hedgehog Pokemon laying down.
"Oh, I must've taken a bad step." Magi-Chan said.
"Can you stand up?" Sonichu asked.
"Leave me master, there's no reason to sacrifice yourself on my account." Magi-Chan said as Sonichu and Snyder helped him up.
"Quickly son they're on the move." Snyder said.
We join the group at The Game Place, Snyder's residence.
"No, my father didn't fight in the wars. He was a CADD Technician." Sonichu said.
"That's what your uncle told you. He didn't hold with your father's ideals. He thought he should've stayed and not gotten involved." Snyder told him.
"You fought in the Troll Wars?" Sonichu asked.
“Yes, I was once a CWCki Knight the same as your father.” Snyder said.
“I wish I had known him.” Sonichu said.
“He was the best Pokemon trainer’s assistant in the galaxy, and a cunning girlfriend free boy. And he was a good friend. Which reminds me…” Snyder said as he got up from his seat to walk over a grab something behind the counter. “I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have it when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn’t allow it.” He said as he handed Sonichu a white torch with a heart on it. “He feared you might follow old Michael on some damned-fool idealistic crusade like your father did.” Snyder said.
“What is it?” Sonichu asked.
“It is your father’s HeartTorch Saber. This is the weapon of a lonesome guy. Not as clumsy or random as a megatron gun.” Snyder said as Sonichu activated the saber.
“An elegant weapon for a more civilized time. For over a thousand years the CWCki Knights were the guardians of trolling in the Old CWCVille. Before the dark times, before the CWCpire.” Snyder said.
“How did my father die?” Sonichu asked.
“A young CWCki named Darth Kaka, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the CWCpire hunt down and destroy the CWCki Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the CWCki are all but extinct. Kaka was seduced by the the dark side of za power.” Snyder told him.
“Za power?” Sonichu asked.
“Well, za power is what gives the CWCki his power. It’s an energy field created of all trolled things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the trolling together.” Snyder said. Snyder looked over to Bionic. “Now, let’s see what this message is, and where it comes from.” He said.
“I saw part of the message…” Sonichu said.
“I seem to have found it.” Snyder interrupted.
Once again the blue image of Rosechu appeared in Snyder’s counter.
“General Snyder, years ago you served my father in the Troll Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the CWCpire. I regret that I am unable to present my father’s request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack and I’m afraid my mission to bring you to Mal-Wart Region has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Trolls into the memory banks of this card. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this is safely delivered to him in the Mal-Wart Region. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Michael Snyder, you’re my only hope.” the holographic image said while fading away.
Snyder then looked at Sonichu and said “You must learn the ways of za power if you’re to come with me to the Mal-Wart Region.”
“The Mal-Wart Region? I’m not going there. I’ve got to go home. It’s late. I’m in for it as it is.” Sonichu said.
"I need your help, Sonichu. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. She needs your help." Snyder said.
"I can't get involved. I've got work to do. It's not that I like the CWCpire. I hate it! But there's nothing I can do. It's so far away from here." Sonichu said.
"That's your uncle talking." Snyder remarked. "Learn about za power Sonichu."
"I can take you as far as the PVCC region, there you can take a transport to the Get-Tar region." Sonichu told him.
"You must do what you feel is right of course." Snyder said.
We cut to the interior of a CWCperial meeting room with a group of Manajerks conversing amongst themselves. "Until this battle station is fully operational we are vulnerable. The trolls are to well equipped. They are more dangerous than you think." One of the Manajerks said.
"Dangerous to your fleet Commander, not to this battle station." Another replied.
"The Trolls will continue to gain support in the CWCperial Senate…" the commander said as Grand Patti-Chan and Darth Kaka walked in.
"The CWCperial Senate is no longer any concern to us." Patti said. "I've just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently, the last remnants of the Old CWCVille have been swept away."
"Impossible." The commander replied. "How will the Emperor maintain control?"
"The Region Manajerks now have complete control over their regions.Fear will keep them in line." Patti-Chan explained.
"And what of the Trolls? If they have the plans to this station they could use it to find a weakness and exploit it." The commander continued.
"Mm, yeah I'm workin on that." Lord Kaka said.
"Any attack made by the Trolls against us will be useless." A Manajerk said. "This station is now the ultimate weapon in CWCVille, I suggest we use it."
"I said I'm workin on it!" Lord Kaka screamed.
"Your PlayStation Triple has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, your lazy Lord Kaka." The Manajerk said.
Suddenly Lord Kaka began to walk towards the Manajerk and scream "I AM NOT LAZY!" Followed by one of his signature moves. "CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA!" He screamed. The Manajerk suddenly felt so other worldly power grow over him. "I find your lack of ass patting disturbing" Lord Kaka told him.
"Enough of this!" Patti-Chan told Kaka. "Kaka release him!"
"As you wish." Kaka said as he removed the curse from the Manajerk.
"This bickering is pointless, Lord Kaka will get the location of the Trolls, by the time this station is operational." Patti said. "We will then crush the trolling stupids with one swift stroke."
Back in CWCVille, Sonichu and Snyder are investigating an attacked transport.
"What a mess. There's no mistake it was Ween Kids. Look there's JULAY written all over the place. These are the same men who sold us Magi-Chan and Bionic." Sonichu said while examining the site.
"Ween Kids always stick around to watch the aftermath, these people didn't stick around. Only CWCperial JerkTroopers could be so smart." Snyder said.
Sonichu glanced over at Magi-Chan and Bionic realizing the situation.
"If the CWCperials tracked them here and they found out who they sold them to, that would lead them back…home." Sonichu said while jumping into his Ford Escort.
Sonichu arrived back at his home to find it engulfed in flames. "Uncle Smithey?! Aunt Corina?!" He shouted, until he spotted their chard remains outside of the home. A tear ran down Sonichu's face and he turned back to get in his vehicle.
Sonichu arrived back at the site finding Magi-Chan throwing the remains found there in a fire. Sonichu walked up to Snyder.
"There's nothing you could have done Sonichu." Snyder said. "If you were there you could have been killed too."
"There's nothing for me here now." Sonichu told him. "I'll come with you to the Mal-Wart Region and learn za power and become a CWCki like my father."
Aboard the space station S-CHU Ball, Darth Kaka walks down the prisoner blockade followed by two JerkTroopers. He presses a button and opens up a cell with Rosechu inside. "Now Rosechu." Kaka said. "You will provide us with the location of the Trolls base. Officer Nasty, are you ready?" Then a plastic doll floated in and the cell door shut behind them.
We find Sonichu, Snyder, Magi-Chan, and Bionic standing on a cliff overlooking the spaceport.
"Get-Tar Region Spaceport." Snyder said to Sonichu. "You'll never find a more autistic hive of dirty, crapped briefs and villainy. We must be cautious."
The group rode into town and came to a stop by CWCperial JerkTroopers.
"Halt! Halt!" Said the JerkTrooper. "How long have you had these electric hedgehog Pokemon?"
"About three or four years." Sonichu said.
"Not for sale if you want them." Snyder told him.
"Can I see your identification?" The JerkTrooper asked.
"You don't need to see his identification." Snyder said while getting out of the Escort.
"Uh, I don't need to see your identification." The JerkTrooper said in a nervous voice.
"That wooden badge was delicious." Snyder said.
"Uh, right. The JerkTrooper said. "That wooden badge was delicious!"
"Move along." Snyder said as he got back into the car.
"Move along, move along." The JerkTrooper told them.
Sonichu stopped over by the closest CWCDee's Restaurant, a hotspot for pilots.
"I can't believe we got past those JerkTroopers, I thought we were dead." Sonichu said.
"Za Power can have a strong influence on the cowardly." Snyder explained.
"Are you sure we are going to find a pilot here?" Sonichu asked.
"Some the best pilots can be found here, only watch your step. This place can be a little rough." Synder told him.
"Magi-Chan, Bionic, keep an eye out." Sonichu said.
"Yes, sir." Magi-Chan said.
Sonichu and Snyder headed into the CWCDee's. Inside a familiar song to Sonichu was playing, So Need a Cute Girl. Sonichu looked around a very diverse crowd. Snyder met up with a Pickle to talk about getting a ship, and Sonichu looked to get a Q-Sand.
Snyder walked up to Sonichu. "PickleMan here is the first mate of a ship that might suit us." He said as the two walked over to a table with PickleMan and an electric hedgehog Pokemon with a red, white, and blue shirt on an glasses.
"I'm Asperchu, Captain of The Third Date. PickleMan here tells me you're looking for passage to the Mal-Wart Region." He explained.
"Yes, indeed. If it is a fast ship." Snyder told him.
"Fast ship? You've never heard if The Third Date?" Asperchu asked.
"Should I have?" Snyder responded.
"It's the ship that got me the hanky panky in less than four dates." Asperchu said. "I've outrun CWCperial Place Destroyers and then mini ones you see flying around, I mean the big ones. What's the cargo?" He asked.
"Oh, Myself, the boy, two electric hedgehog Pokemon. And no questions asked." Snyder said.
"What is it? Some kind of local trouble?" Asperchu asked.
"Let's just say we'd like to avoid any CWCperial entanglements." Snyder told him.
"We'll that's the trick isn't it? An it's going to cost you. $9,001." Asperchu said.
"9,001?!" Sonichu exclaimed. "We could almost buy as new PSTriple with that! We don't have stand for this lets go." Sonichu said as Snyder raises his hand to calm him down.
"Alright." Snyder said.
"Ok, looks like you've got yourselves a ship, docking bay 34." Asperchu said.
"34." Snyder repeated.
Outside the CWCDee's Snyder and Sonichu gather up their things. "You'll have to sell your Escort." Snyder told Sonichu.
"No worries, I'm never coming back to this region again."
Back inside the cantina with Asperchu. "9,001! Those guys must really be desperate. Listen go get the ship ready I'll meet you there." Asperchu said while getting out of his seat. Suddenly Asperchu came face to face with a cat like person.
"Going some where Aspie?" The cat said.
"Ah, Kitty, I was just on my way to tell your boss, Barba that I've got her q-sand." Asperchu told her.
"It's too late for that." She said. "Maybe if you give me the q-sand then we can forget about it."
"I don't have it with me. Tell Barba…" Asperchu said as he was cut off by Kitty.
"Barba's done with trouble makers like you who drop their CWCDee's at the first sight of CWCperial forces." Kitty said.
"Do you think I had the choice?" Asperchu said while placing his hand over his megatron pistol.
"You can tell that to Barba, she may only take your ship." Kitty told him.
"Over my dead body." Asperchu replied,
"That's the idea. I've been wanting to do this for a long time." Kitty said while reaching for her pistol.
"Yes, I'll bet you have." Asperchu said. Suddenly a large flash hit Kitty, and she fell face first on the table. Asperchu got up took out a C Quarter and have it to the CWCDee's employee. "Sorry about the mess." Asperchu told him.
Aboard the S-CHU Ball. "Her resistance to Officer Nasty is considerable. It'll be some time before distract the information from her." Kaka told Patti.
"Perhaps she will respond to an alternative form of persuasion." Patti said.
"Uh, could you repeat that, I didn't understand what you meant?" Kaka asked.
"I think it's time to demonstrate the full power of this battle station." Patti said as she looked over to a JerkTrooper. "Set your course to Rosechu's home, the Mal-Wart Region."
"Yes, sir" the JerkTrooper replied.
Sonichu and Snyder just finished selling the Escort at the dealership and was now heading towards the docking bay.
"He says it's the best he can do, since the Ford Escort came out it just has been in demand." Sonichu told Snyder.
"It'll do." Snyder replied.
The two followed by Magi-Chan and Bionic walk into docking bay 34 and spot a large gray, bulky ship, and Asperchu cleaning it.
"What a piece of junk!" Sonichu exclaimed.
"She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts, I've made a few modifications myself." Asperchu told him. "We're a little rushed, so if you would get onboard we'll get out of here."
Unknown to Sonichu and Snyder, they were being followed by a figure cloaked in black, a CWCperial Spy. The spy called JerkTroopers in and they were right outside.
"Which way did they go?" The JerkTrooper asked. The figure pointed towards docking bay 34. "Alright men, load your weapons!"
Soon JerkTroopers began to flood into the docking bay and began to fire at the ship. Asperchu reached for his pistol and return fire taking down only a few before running inside to his ship.
"PickleMan get us out of here!" He screamed. And soon they were airborne and heading out of the Get-Tar Spaceport.
Behind them two CWCperial Place Destroyers were tailing them and firing off shots. Asperchu quickly made the jump to chinaspeed and they escape the CWCpire.
The S-CHU Ball is now hovering over the Mal-Wart Region.
"We've targeted the Mal-Wart Region." A JerkTrooper said. Just then Rosechu was lead in by Darth Kaka.
"Ah, Patti-Chan. I knew Kaka was holding your leash when I smelt the smell of wet dog when I was brought onboard." Rosechu smirked.
"Charming til the last." Patti said. "You don't know how hard it was signing the orders to terminate you."
"I'm surprised you had the courage to do it yourself." Rosechu said.
"Rosechu, before your execution I want you to be our guest in a demonstration that will make the battle station the talk of the town. No one will dare oppose the Emperor after this." Patti said. "So we are going to demonstrate the power of the station on your home region of Mal-Wart."
"No! Mal-Wart is peaceful we have no weapons!" Rosechu exclaimed.
"If you have an alternative, then name the region!" Patti told her as Rosechu glanced over at the screen looking at the region. "I grow tired of asking this. Where is the trolling stupids?"
"Mini-Mart Region." Rosechu said while bowing her head. "There in the Mini-Mart Region."
"You see Lord Kaka she can be reasonable, you may continue with the operation." Patti said.
"What?!" Rosechu asked.
"The Mini-Mart Region is too small of a location to demonstrate on, but don't worry we'll deal with your Trolling friends soon enough." Patti told her. Just then a large beam of light came out of the center of the S-CHU Ball and hit the Mal-Wart region destroying everything there.
Back aboard The Third Date, Sonichu was practicing at using the HeartTorch Saber, and Snyder went to go sit down. With concern Sonichu walked over to him. "Are you alright?" He asked.
"I've just felt a great disturbance in za power. Like the voices of a million trolls suddenly cried out in terror and were silenced. I feel something terrible has just happened." Snyder told him. "You should get along with your exercises." He told Sonichu.
Sonichu returned to his position and activated his HeartTorch Saber.
"Remember a CWCki can feel za power flowing through him." Snyder said.
"You mean it controls your actions?" Sonichu asked.
"Partially, but it also obeys your commands." Snyder said.
"Old prophecies and Anchuent weapons are no match for good megatron pistol at your side." Asperchu said.
"You don't believe in za power? Do you?" Sonichu asked Asperchu.
"Kid, I've flown to one side of CWCVille to the other and I've seen a lot of strange things. But no one is going to make me believe there's an all powerful force trolling everything. Ain't no one going to troll me." Asperchu said, while Snyder chuckled at the last thing he said.
A beeping sound came from a nearby computer. "Looks like we're coming up on the Mal-Wart Region." Asperchu said.
Asperchu and PickleMan walked into the cockpit of the ship. The ship came out of chinaspeed. "Whoa." Asperchu said.
"What is it?" Sonichu asked
"The Mal-Wart Region it's not there." Asperchu said.
"It was destroyed by the CWCpire." Snyder told them.
"A ship can't destroy an entire region." Asperchu said. Suddenly the group spotted a moon shaped object.
"What's that? Is that the moon?" Sonichu asked as the ship was getting closer.
"That's no moon. It's a pokeball." Snyder said. "Turn the ship around." Snyder told Aperchu.
"Yea, I think we should. PickleMan turn us around." Asperchu said. The ship then begun to shake.
"We can't turn around, they've got us in a tractor beam. I'm going to have to shut down. they aren't going to get me without a fight!" Asperchu said.
"You can't win, but there are alternatives to trolling." Snyder said.
Inside the S-CHU Ball Manajerks meeting room.
"Sir, we searched the Mini-Mart Region, and found a Trolling base but its been deserted for some time." The Manajerk said.
"She lied! She lied to us!" Patti said angrily to Kaka.
"I told you she would never betray the trolls." Kaka told her.
"Terminate her! Imidiately!" Patti exclaimed. Just then another Manajerk walked in.
"Sir, we've captured a small ship that just exited chinaspeed. It's marking match the one that blasted itself out of the Get-Tar Region." He said.
"It must be friends of Rosechu trying to return the data plans to her. She may be of some use to us yet." Kaka said as he left the room.
The Third Date entered the S-CHU Ball and landed in the hangar bay. Groups of JerkTroopers and Manajerks scurried throug the hallways to reach the hangar to inspect the ship. Darth Kaka went to the hangar to see what the problem was.
A Manajerk walked up to him.
"Sir they are no life forms aboard." He said.
"Did you find any electric hedgehog Pokemon?" Kaka asked.
"No sir, the escape pods must have been used." The Manajerk said.
"Send a scanning group aboard, I want all parts of this ship checked." Kaka said.
"Yes sir." The Manajerk responded.
"Funny…I sense a presence I have not felt since…" Kaka said as he walked away. The Manajerk ordered most of the JerkTroopers back to their original posts, but left two of them to guard the ship. The scanning team boarded the ship, and inside there was a small scuffle.
"Hey! Could you give us a hand with this?" A voice yelled down to the JerkTroopers. The troopers walked into the ship and a laser blast could be heard.
Inside to office overlooking the hangar.
"JT-R34, why aren't you at your post?" The Manajerk asked. The JerkTrooper walked out of the ship below and knocked on his helmet. The Manajerk gave a salute and told the others "There's something wrong with the helmet communications, I'm going down there." The Manajerk walked over to the door and opened it. Standing in front of him was a large pickle. PickleMan knocked him down, and Asperchu shot at the other Manajerks in the room. Snyder, Asperchu, PickleMan, Magi-Chan and Bionic walked into the room. Behind them Sonichu followed and closed the door.
"It's a miracle with your blasting that the while station doesn't know we're here!" Sonichu snapped.
"Bring them on." Asperchu said. "I deserve a fair fight."
Snyder walked over to Bionic.
"See if you can locate the controls for the tractor beam." Snyder said. Bionic began typing furiously to find the controls.
"They are on level 2 block 24." Bionic said. Snyder walked towards Sonichu.
"I'll go deactivate the tractor beam. The safest thing for you is to stay here." Snyder said as he walked to the door and opened it. He looked back at Sonichu. "Za power will be with you, always." He said, then he walked away and the door close behind him.
"Where did you that old fossil?" PickleMan asked Sonichu.
"John, is a great man." Sonichu said.
"I found her! I found her!" Bionic said.
"Found who?" Sonichu asked.
"Rosechu! I found Rosechu." Bionic said.
"Rosechu? Where is she?" Sonichu asked.
"She's in the prisoner blockade." Bionic told him.
"We'll we've got to go get her!" Sonichu said.
"What? Wait! Wait! What is going on?" Asperchu asked.
"Rosechu, she's the one from the message." Sonichu explained.
"Sir." Magi-Chan said. "It seems she's scheduled for termination."
"They're going to kill her? We've gotta go save her!" Sonichu said.
"Better her than me!" Asperchu said.
"But they're going to kill her. Look a second ago you said you wanted to go out there! And now all you want to do is stay?" Sonichu said.
"Marching into the prisoner blockade wasn't what I had in mind." Asperchu said.
Sonichu quickly thought of something to bribe Asperchu with.
"She's a woman. If you saved her she'd probably give you her china or some money." Sonichu said.
"Fine, but only for the money." Asperchu said.
"Alright, Magi-Chan, Bionic stay here and use your psychic powers to communicate with us." Sonichu said as he grabbed some cuffs to put around PickleMan. Now I'm going to put these on you." Sonichu said. Sonichu, Asperchu, and PickleMan headed to the prisoner blockade.
In the Manajerk meeting room.
"Michael Snyder is here." Kaka told Patti.
"Michael Snyder! Are you sure?" Patti asked.
"A tremor in za power. Las time I felt it, it was in the presence of the manager of The Place." Kaka explained.
"Impossible. He must be dead by now." Patti told him.
"Do not underestimate za power." Kaka said.
"My friend, the CWCki are extinct, and you are the only one who's left to know about them." Patti said.
"He is here, and za power is with him. I must face him alone." Kaka said and he turned around and walked out.
Sonichu, Asperchu, and PickleMan reach the prisoner blockade and walked in. A ManaJerk walked up to the disguise Sonichu.
"What's this?" He asked.
"New prisoner." Sonichu said.
"New prisoner? I wasn't informed. Let me check." The Manajerk said.
PickleMan then escaped from his cuffs and the group began to shoot at the Manajerks and JerkTroopers.
Asperchu walked over to the console the Manajerk was behind.
"Alright, Rosechu is in cell number 13." Asperchu told Sonichu.
Sonichu quickly found the cell and opened it up. Inside he found Rosechu sleeping.
"Uh, excuse me." Sonichu said. Rosechu woke up and looked him.
"A little thin to be a JerkTrooper." She said.
"Huh?" Sonichu asked. "Oh the uniform." He remembered. Sonichu took off the helmet. "I'm Sonichu, I'm here to rescue you."
"Who?" Rosechu asked.
"I'm Sonichu. I'm here with John Snyder!" He said.
"John Snyder? Where is he?" Rosechu said as she jumped up.
"Follow me." Sonichu said as they raced out of the cell.
We join Snyder as he is making his way to the tractor beam controls. He enters the room with the controls and quickly tries to find the switch that deactivates the tractor beam.
"Ah here it is." He says as he hits the switch. He quickly exits the room to make his way back to the Third Date.
"Get behind me!" Asperchu yells. A group of JerkTroopers brake into the prisoner blockade and shots go off as JerkTroopers fall to the floor. Asperchu and PickleMan retreat.
"This is some rescue." Rosechu tells them.
"Be quiet heartsweet!" Asperchu snaps.
Rosechu takes Sonichu's blaster and shoots at the vent.
"Into the vent quickly!" She says.
The four of them jump in and find theirselves in a dank, musty room full of clutter.
"Look at this place. Hoarders." Asperchu says.
Sonichu then attempts to get in contact with Magi-Chan.
"Magi-Chan, where are you?" Sonichu asks.
"Bionic and I are right across from the ship." He responds.
Open up all the hoarder areas, please." Sonichu says.
Suddenly the door opens an the four exit the room and make their way back to the ship.
In the halls of the S-CHU Ball, Snyder is still making his way back to the ship. He stops, because he smells a very foul odory stench masked with something like Axe. He turns around and sees the Dark Lord of the Autists himself. Kaka walks towards him.
"Hello, Michael. I see, uh... You've been, I see you're looking well. Haven't changed much since, for the past almost two years." Kaka said.
"You violate your own 'restraining order'." Kaka says.
"The last time I left you I was but da trainer, now I'm da very best." He said.
"Only the very best of Tomgirls, Darth." Snyder remarked. As the two drew out their HeartTorch sabers and began to battle.
"Your powers are weak old man." Kaka told him.
"If you strike me down, I'll only become more powerful in the troll's eyes than you could possibly imagine." Snyder said.
Kaka then let out a great big sigh.
The two moved from their original position to a door that lead to the hangar where The Third Date was. Sonichu, Rosechu, Asperchu, and PickleMan made their way to the ship. Magi-Chan and Bionic followed. Sonichu heard the commotion between Snyder and Kaka and watched as his mentor battled. Snyder noticed Sonichu and glanced at him and smiled. He deactivated his HeartTorch Saber.
"If I'm going to Hell." He said to Kaka. "Then I'm holding the door open for you." and he was struck down by Darth Kaka.
"JEW!" Kaka screamed as he pranced over Snyder's remains.
Sonichu saw this site and screamed, "NO!"
In his mind he heard the voice of his mentor, "Run Sonichu Run!" It said. And he ran into the ship.
Asperchu lifted off and escaped the S-CHU Ball. Inside Sonichu took a seat and started thinking about the death of Snyder.
"I can't believe he's gone." He said.
In the cockpit of the ship Asperchu and Rosechu were talking.
"I just hope the data on the device is still intact." Rosechu said.
"What's so important about it, what's it carrying?" Asperchu asked.
"The technical readouts of that battle station. I just hope that we can find a weakness." Rosechu explained.
"Listen I'm not in it for the trolling I expect to be well paid." Asperchu told her.
"If money's what you want, then money you shall receive." Rosechu said.
Inside the S-CHU Ball.
"You're sure the tracking beacon is in their ship?" Patti asked.
"Yes, now those trolling stupids will lead us right to their base." Kaka said.
The Third Date then flees to the PVCC Region, where the hidden base of the Trolls is.
Inside the hidden base, a group of pilots, and Sonichu have a meeting about the S-CHU Ball's weakness.
"As you can see the S-CHU Ball has very little defenses due to Lord Kaka's purchasing of the city's 'vidya' so the CWCpire doesn't expect any small man fighter to be trouble. Now to destroy the S-CHU Ball you will need to fly into this small trench and fire a missile into a hole that is only two meters wide." The Troll Commander, Clyde Cash, said.
"That's impossible even for an AutoBot." One of the pilots said.
"It's not that hard." Sonichu said.
"May za power be with us." Commander Cash said.
The group of pilots made their way out to their Q-Wings and prepared for the attack. They launched their Q-Wings and headed for the S-CHU Ball that was closing in to destroy the region.
"Lock Q foils in attack position." Blue leader said. "Blue leader standing by."
"Green leader standing by." The green leader said.
"Blue 6 standing by." Sonichu said.
"Look at the size of that thing!" The pilot, Matthew said.
"Cut the chit chat, Blue 4." Blue leader said. "Green leader get ready to go down to start your run."
The Green leader flew down into the trench along with two others from the green group.
"Turning on my targeting computer." Green leader said.
Inside the S-CHU Ball, Darth Kaka headed down to the fighter hangars. "A group of trolls have broken of da main group, come with me." He told JerkTrooper pilots. Kaka and the pilots jumped into the PSEye Fighters and flew into space.
"Some fighters are coming in!" Blue leader told the squadron.
"Watch your back!" Blue 3 said.
PSEye Fighters flew in behind the group of Q-Fighters flying in the trench attempting to fire torpedoes into the 2 meter hole.
The PSEye Fighter Darth Kaka was in began to fire at the Q-Fighters. Kaka shot all of them down.
"Those PSEye Fighters shot them down!" Matthew exclaimed.
"Alright, Blue 8, 9 come with me we're going to start our run. Blue 6, 3, and 4 wait for us to finish and if we don't make it prepare to start your run." Blue leader told them.
Blue leader went down into the trench and started his run. The PSEye fighters closed in to take them down.
The group of PSEye Fighters shot at them and the Blue leader and the pilots that followed him were shot down. Now it was all up to Sonichu and the others to destroy the S-CHU Ball.
“Alright boys let’s take this thing out!” Sonichu said to the others.
Sonichu and his fellow pilots followed behind him as they flew into the trench. Sonichu switched on his targeting computer, just then the voice of Michael Snyder said to him “Use za power, Sonichu.” the voice said. “Let go Sonichu, feel the trolling around you.”
Behind him Darth Kaka and his pilots followed.
“Za power is strong with this one.” Kaka said as he was targeting Sonichu’s Q-Wing.
Just then The Third Date flew out of nowhere to save Sonichu. and caused Kaka’s PSEye Fighter to fly out of the trench and wander in space away from the S-CHU Ball.
“Alright Sonichu let’s blow this thing and go home.” Asperchu said.
Sonichu fired his torpedo and it went into the hole. the remaining Q-Wings and The Third Date flew back to the PVCC Region. Behind them the S-CHU Ball blew up and disintegrated into a million little pieces.
“Great shot Sonichu!” Asperchu cheered.
Once again Sonichu heard the voice of Snyder. “Remember, Za power will be with you...always.” it said.
Back at the PVCC the Trolls held a ceremony for the heroes. The door to the hall opened up for Sonichu and Asperchu and the two saw a large group of men and women waiting for their arrival. They both began to walk towards towards Rosechu. Standing on the steps by the throne Rosechu presents Sonichu and Asperchu with medals made out of Crayola Model Magic and that looked just like them. The two turned to the crowd of Trolls who cheered with excitement.
CWC Wars
Episode IV- A New JULAY
It is a period of civil war. Troll spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic CWCpire. During the battle, Troll spies managed to steal secret plans to the CWCpire’s ultimate weapon, the S-CHU BALL, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire region. Pursued by the CWCpire’s sinister agents, Rosechu races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to CWCVille….
Over the planet Earth, flies the Troll spaceship, Tantrum IV, and is followed by a CWCperial Place Destroyer covered in childish drawings of the Dark Lord of the Autists, Lord Kaka, and colored in yellow and light blue. The Place Destroyer quickly flies overhead the Troll spaceship, and captures it.
On the Tantrum IV, two of its passengers, Magi-Chan and Bionic, travel through the halls as a large hit shakes the ship.
"Did you hear that?," Magi-Chan asked Bionic. "They've shut down the main reactor! We'll be destroyed for sure."
As Magi-Chan and Bionic turn the corner heading into a long passageway, Troll Troopers line up to defend the entrance from CWCperial JerkTroopers. Suddenly a large flash of sparks come out from the door, and smoke starts to fill the hallway. The door blows open and the Troll Troopers start firing at the intruders. The JerkTroopers return fire, Magi-Chan and Bionic scurry for cover heading into another hallway. Behind them, more and more Troll Troopers begin to fall, and soon the JerkTroopers have secured the main hallway. From the smoke infested entrance comes a large figure, clad in a red tank top, what appeared to be a muscle bra, and blue skirt. It was Lord Kaka, dressed in his Tomgirl outfit. He looked at the fallen Troll Troopers with disgust and spoke in a high pitched, nasally voice, "Ya'll got what you deserve, you dang dirty trolls." He then pointed forward and walked down the hall with his JerkTroopers to take the rest of the ship.
Magi-Chan and Bionic had been split up during battles between the Troll Troopers and JerkTroopers. Magi-Chan quickly tried to find his companion and searched the sub hallway and saw his friend talking to Rosechu. Bionic walked over to Magi-Chan, and Magi-Chan asked, "Where have you been?"
In the distance Magi-Chan and Bionic heard the cries of the Troll Troopers. "Come on, we're getting out of here.", Bionic said as he headed towards one of the escape pods.
"This is such a bad idea." , Magi-Chan said. Soon the escape pod launched away from the Tantrum IV. On board the Place Destroyer two Manajerks witnessed the escape pod being being launched. "Look there goes another!", said one of them. This had not been the first escape pod they had seen today, the rest were duds. "Probably just another dud escape pod, don't worry about it.", said the other.
The escape pod slowly drifted towards Earth, and lands in the abandoned zone in the city of CWCVille, Virginia.
Back onboard Tantrum IV, Lord Kaka was interrogating the captain of the ship, Jason Kendrick Howell. A CWCperial Manajerk runs up to Lord Kaka.
"The S-CHU plans are not in the main computer.", the Manajerk explains.
"Where are da transmissions ya'll intercepted? What have ya done with those plans? Tell me NOW NOW NOW NOW!" Lord Kaka yelled at Howell, while Kaka took Howell by the neck and moved him closer to his armpit.
"We intercepted no transmissions, this is an ass patter ship. We're on a quest to Fashion Square Mall."
"If this is an ass patters ship," Chandler said. "Then where are all the ass patters?" Chandler then immediately buried Howell's head into his armpit, killing him instantly.
"Commander tear dis ship apart until y'all have found those plans. And bring me da ass patter, I want her alive!" Kaka exclaimed.
"Right away, sir." The Commander quickly responded.
Within a sub hallway Rosechu was sneaking around trying to avoid the JerkTroopers, until a group of them walked in. "There she is! Set for stun." Rosechu turned around and fled, one of the JerkTroopers fired his blaster, and stunned her.
"She'll be alright." A JerkTrooper said. "Inform Lord Kaka we have a prisoner."
In one of the main corridors Lord Kaka, and an Manajerk, waited for his team of JerkTroopers to bring the prisoner forward. Rosechu walks out of a door followed by JerkTroopers and stops in front of Kaka.
"Lord Kaka, I should have known. Only you could be so bold. The CWCperial Senate will not stand still for this!" Rosechu told Kaka.
"Don't troll me, Rosechu. You weren't on any ass patting mission this time. You passed directly through a restricted region. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Trolling stupids. I want to know what happened to da plans they sent you."
"I don't know what you're talking about, I'm a member of the CWCperial Senate on an ass patting mission to…" Rosechu explained as she was cut off by Kaka.
"You are part of the trolling stupids, a liar, and a thief! Take her away!" Kaka ordered. Kaka and his officer began to walk down the hall.
"She'll die before she'll tell you anything. What if word gets out, this could generate sympathy for the trolling by the Senate." The Manajerk told Kaka.
"Mm, yeah leave that to me." Kaka said without a care. Kaka and his Manajerk are greeted by one of the Manajerks onboard the Place Destroyer looking out for the escape pods. "Ah, what's da update?", Kaka asked the him.
"Sir, three of the escape pods were launch during the siege, the third we let go because the others were duds.", The Manajerk said. A confused look came to Kaka's face.
"That must be where Rosechu hid da plans! Go down to the planets surface and find them." Kaka ordered.
"Yes, sir!", the Manajerk responded.
We cut to a deserted wasteland, with Magi-Chan and Bionic, who have trekked away from the escape pod. "What a desolate place this is." Magi-Chan says. Bionic looks around and starts to head in a different direction than Magi-Chan. "Where are you going?"
"I'm going this way." Bionic responds.
"I'm not going that way it's much too rocky. Come on." Magi-Chan says. Bionic continues to head in the opposite direction.
"I need to carry out my mission." Bionic explained.
"What mission? What are you talking about? I've had just about enough of you! Go that way!" Magi-Chan said.
As Bionic travels through the rocky pathway, small creatures move swiftly within the shadows.
Back with Magi-Chan. "That little twerp. This is all his fault! He tricked me into going this way, but he'll do no better." In the distance, Magi-Chan spots a large vehicle. "What's that? A transport? I'm saved! Hey! Over here!" Magi-Chan screams as he flails his arms over his head.
Bionic travels deeper and deeper through the rocky pathway. Behind him he hears the sound of falling rocks. Bionic turned around to expect Magi-Chan behind him, but he wasn't there. Bionic kept walking until he saw something or someone peeking out of a dark cave. Suddenly a blast sounded and hit Bionic. He was stunned. From the cave, out crawled a tall gray haired man with a mustache and a red, white, and blue shirt. He walked over to the stunned electric hedgehog Pokemon, and picked him up and wandered back to the large transport Magi-Chan saw earlier.
Back the escape pod crash site, A large group of JerkTroopers are investigating the area. "Two tracks head off in this direction." Says one of them. One of the JerkTroopers lean down to the ground and picks up a large purple quill from the ground. "Look sir, electric hedgehog Pokemon."
Inside the transport, Magi-Chan wakes up and looks around. There were other electric hedgehog Pokemon, one of them with a red, white, and blue shirt, and a little medallion too. People began to appear, one with a brown striped shirt, and one calling himself Alec. Magi-Chan walked around the room he was in a saw Bionic who was asleep. "Wake up!" Magi-Chan snapped as Bionic opened his eyes. "We're doomed." Suddenly the transport came to a screech halt, and all the other electric hedgehog Pokemon began to scurry around. Jimmy Hill, Liquid, and Alec began to herd the group of electric hedgehog Pokemon towards and opening door, Magi-Chan and Bionic followed. As Magi-Chan and Bionic waked out into the blinding light, they could see a little house in the Slum District and two figures standing at it's entrance, both of them walked out, and met up with the the three men. Liquid had them all line up for some sort of inspection.
"Alright." Said the older gentleman. "Ah a psychic type electric hedgehog Pokemon."
"Yes, sir." Magi-Chan responded. "I'm capable of over six million form of telepathic communications."
"That's fine, can you talk to tractors?" The man asked.
"Why yes sir, they are like a second cousin to me." Magi-Chan said.
"Alright this one will do." He told Alec. Magi-Chan began walking to the house.
The young yellow electric hedgehog Pokemon began to look at the others and came across an purple skunk. The boy picked this one and started walking it to the house when the skunk suddenly stopped and fell down. "Uncle Smithey!" The boy exclaimed. "This skunk has a clumsy motivator!" Smithey looked back at Alec and asked
"What are you trying to pull?" Magi-Chan walked up behind the boy and said
"Sir, that electric hedgehog Pokemon is in fine condition a real bargain."
"Uncle Smithey! What about that one?" The boy said while pointing at Bionic. Smithey quickly made a deal with Alec and Bionic once again joined Magi-Chan. Smithey and the boy walked inside followed by the two electric hedgehog Pokemon.
Inside the garage the boy was having the two cleaned.
"Thank the maker! This bath is going to feel so good!" Magi-Chan said.
"Ugh, Matthew's right! I'm never going to get out of here." The boy said.
"Is there anything I can do sir?" Magi-Chan asked.
"Not unless you can speed up time, or teleport me off this rock." The boy explained.
"I don't think I can do that sir." Magi-Chan explained.
"You can call me Sonichu." the boy said.
"I see sir Sonichu." Magi-Chan responded.
Sonichu chuckled for a second. "No, just Sonichu." He said.
"And I am Magi-Chan, and this is my companion Bionic." Magi-Chan said.
"You got a lot of burnt quills here. It looks like you boys have seen a lot of action." Sonichu said.
"With all we've been through, sometimes I'm amazed we're in as good condition as we are, what with the Trolling and all." Magi-Chan said. Sonichu suddenly jumped up.
"You know of the Trolling against the CWCpire?" He asked.
"Well yes sir, that is how we came into your service." Magi-Chan said as Sonichu went back to looking at Bionic.
"Well your friend here has something here, what's this?" He asked. A flash of blue light came from the device Bionic had and a holographic image of Rosechu appeared.
"Help me Michael Snyder. You're my only hope…" the holographic Rosechu said.
"What's this?" Sonichu asked Bionic.
"What's what?" Bionic said.
"What's what?" Magi-Chan said. "He asked you a question what is that?"
"It's old data, it merely malfunctioned. Pay it no mind." Bionic said.
"Who is she? She's beautiful." Sonichu said.
"I'm not quite sure sir. She must have been a passenger on our last voyage, a person of some importance I believe." Magi-Chan said.
"Is there more to this recording?" Sonichu asked.
"No, this is the property of Michael Snyder, a resident of these parts." Bionic said.
“I have no idea what he’s talking about.” Magi-Chan said.
"I wonder if he means old John Snyder." Sonichu said.
"I beg your pardon sir. But do you know what he's talking about?" Magi-Chan asked.
"Well, old John works up at The Game Place. He's kind of an old hermit." Sonichu explained.
"Sonichu! Sonichu! Come to dinner!" His Aunt shouted.
"Alright, I'll be right there Aunt Corrina!" Sonichu shouted.
At the dinner table we see Sonichu, his Uncle Smithey, and his Aunt Corrina eating. "You know that orange electric hedgehog Pokemon we got? I think it might be stolen." Sonichu told his uncle.
"We'll what makes you think that?" Smithey asked.
"I stumbled upon across a recording while I was cleaning him, he says he belongs to someone called Michael Snyder." Sonichu said while Smithey looked alarmed. "I think he might have meant John. Do you know what he is talking about? I think he might be related the John." Sonichu added.
"That old man's just a crazy wizard. That'll be the end of it." His Uncle said.
"Well what if this Michael comes looking for him?" Sonichu asked.
"He won't, I don't think he exists any more. He died about the same time as your father." Smithey said.
"He knew my father?" Sonichu asked.
"I told you to forget it." Smithey snapped. "Your only concern is to have those electric hedgehog Pokemon up in the south ridge working on those tractors." He added.
"Yes, sir. I think they are going to work out fine. In fact, I, uh, was also thinking about our agreement about my staying on another season." Sonichu said. "And if they do work out, I want to transmit my application to PVCC this year."
"Harvest is when I need you the most. Only one more season. This year we'll make enough on the harvest so I'll be able to hire some more hands. And then you can go to PVCC next year." His uncle stated.
A disappointed look came to Sonichu's eyes, and he got up from the table.
"Where are you going?" His Aunt asked him.
"Looks like I'm going nowhere." Sonichu replied as he left the room.
Aunt Corrina looked back at Smithey. "You can't keep him here forever."
"One more season, I promise." Smithey said.
"Sonichu's not a farmer Smithey. He has too much of his father in him." Corrina said.
"That's what I'm afraid of." Smithey told her with a concerned look in his face.
Outside of the house Sonichu walked up to the nearest hill to look at the sunset. Afterwards Sonichu walked back into the garage to find that Magi-Chan was the only one there. "Where's Bionic?" He asked.
"Sir, I tried to tell him not to go! But it was no use! He's obsessed with this mission!" Magi-Chan explained. Both of them ran outside and Sonichu used his binoculars to find him.
"There's no sign of him. How could I be so stupid?" Sonichu said as he sighed.
"Couldn't we go after him?" Magi-Chan asked.
"No, it's too dangerous with the Ween Kids out there. We'll have to wait until morning." Sonichu explained. The two went back inside for the night.
The next day Sonichu and Magi-Chan hopped into a blue Ford escort and went out to look for Bionic.
"There's something up ahead on the scanner!" Sonichu said.
The two finally caught up with Bionic. Sonichu jumped in front of him and said, "Whoa! Where are you going?"
"Michael Snyder is my master. I need to find him." Bionic said.
"No! Sonichu owns you now, enough of this Michael Snyder gibberish!" Magi-Chan exclaimed.
"Well come on, lets go." Sonichu said. In the distance they all heard a faint voice screaming "JULAY!"
"What was that?" Magi-Chan asked.
"Ween kids." Sonichu said as he headed towards his Ford escort to grab his binoculars and rifle. He walked back to Magi-Chan an Bionic and said "Come on, lets go check it out."
Sonichu and Magi-Chan were on the side of a cliff looking down into a canyon. Through the binoculars Sonichu could see a small band of Ween Kids. When suddenly something blocked his view. Sonichu looked up to find a Ween Kid towering before him. "JULAY!" The Ween Kid shouted and he hit Sonichu, knocking him out. In the struggle Magi-Chan had fallen down.
The Ween Kids dragged Sonichu back to his Ford Escort and began to search the vehicle. Bionic was hiding in a nearby cave. Then a loud roar scares off the Ween Kids, and the figure walks over to Sonichu. He glances over at Bionic, removes his hood and says "Hello there! Come here my little friend. Don't be afraid."
Bionic begins to walk over to the man. "Don't worry, he'll be alright." Sonichu begins to wake up.
"What happened?" Sonichu asked.
"Rest easy. You've had a busy day, you're lucky you're still in one piece." The man says.
"John? John Snyder? Boy am I glad to see you!" Sonichu said while rubbing his face. "The Abandoned zone is not to be traveled lightly. Tell me young Sonichu, what are you doing out here?" Snyder asks.
"Oh this electric hedgehog Pokemon is looking for his old master, Michael Snyder. Do you know who he's talking about? Is he related to you?"
"Michael Snyder…" Snyder said. "Michael Snyder. Now that's a name I have not heard for a long time. A long time."
"My uncle said he was dead." Sonichu said.
"No he's not dead, not yet." Snyder said.
"You know him?" Sonichu asked.
"Well of course I know him. He's me." Snyder said. "I have not gone by Michael Snyder since, oh, before you were born." The two could hear the group of Ween Kids returning. "We must get indoors. The Ween Kids are easily startled, but they'll return in greater numbers." Snyder said.
Sonichu then remembered about Magi-Chan. "Magi-Chan!" Sonichu said. Sonichu and Snyder went to go find the electric hedgehog Pokemon laying down.
"Oh, I must've taken a bad step." Magi-Chan said.
"Can you stand up?" Sonichu asked.
"Leave me master, there's no reason to sacrifice yourself on my account." Magi-Chan said as Sonichu and Snyder helped him up.
"Quickly son they're on the move." Snyder said.
We join the group at The Game Place, Snyder's residence.
"No, my father didn't fight in the wars. He was a CADD Technician." Sonichu said.
"That's what your uncle told you. He didn't hold with your father's ideals. He thought he should've stayed and not gotten involved." Snyder told him.
"You fought in the Troll Wars?" Sonichu asked.
“Yes, I was once a CWCki Knight the same as your father.” Snyder said.
“I wish I had known him.” Sonichu said.
“He was the best Pokemon trainer’s assistant in the galaxy, and a cunning girlfriend free boy. And he was a good friend. Which reminds me…” Snyder said as he got up from his seat to walk over a grab something behind the counter. “I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have it when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn’t allow it.” He said as he handed Sonichu a white torch with a heart on it. “He feared you might follow old Michael on some damned-fool idealistic crusade like your father did.” Snyder said.
“What is it?” Sonichu asked.
“It is your father’s HeartTorch Saber. This is the weapon of a lonesome guy. Not as clumsy or random as a megatron gun.” Snyder said as Sonichu activated the saber.
“An elegant weapon for a more civilized time. For over a thousand years the CWCki Knights were the guardians of trolling in the Old CWCVille. Before the dark times, before the CWCpire.” Snyder said.
“How did my father die?” Sonichu asked.
“A young CWCki named Darth Kaka, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the CWCpire hunt down and destroy the CWCki Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the CWCki are all but extinct. Kaka was seduced by the the dark side of za power.” Snyder told him.
“Za power?” Sonichu asked.
“Well, za power is what gives the CWCki his power. It’s an energy field created of all trolled things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the trolling together.” Snyder said. Snyder looked over to Bionic. “Now, let’s see what this message is, and where it comes from.” He said.
“I saw part of the message…” Sonichu said.
“I seem to have found it.” Snyder interrupted.
Once again the blue image of Rosechu appeared in Snyder’s counter.
“General Snyder, years ago you served my father in the Troll Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the CWCpire. I regret that I am unable to present my father’s request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack and I’m afraid my mission to bring you to Mal-Wart Region has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Trolls into the memory banks of this card. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this is safely delivered to him in the Mal-Wart Region. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Michael Snyder, you’re my only hope.” the holographic image said while fading away.
Snyder then looked at Sonichu and said “You must learn the ways of za power if you’re to come with me to the Mal-Wart Region.”
“The Mal-Wart Region? I’m not going there. I’ve got to go home. It’s late. I’m in for it as it is.” Sonichu said.
"I need your help, Sonichu. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. She needs your help." Snyder said.
"I can't get involved. I've got work to do. It's not that I like the CWCpire. I hate it! But there's nothing I can do. It's so far away from here." Sonichu said.
"That's your uncle talking." Snyder remarked. "Learn about za power Sonichu."
"I can take you as far as the PVCC region, there you can take a transport to the Get-Tar region." Sonichu told him.
"You must do what you feel is right of course." Snyder said.
We cut to the interior of a CWCperial meeting room with a group of Manajerks conversing amongst themselves. "Until this battle station is fully operational we are vulnerable. The trolls are to well equipped. They are more dangerous than you think." One of the Manajerks said.
"Dangerous to your fleet Commander, not to this battle station." Another replied.
"The Trolls will continue to gain support in the CWCperial Senate…" the commander said as Grand Patti-Chan and Darth Kaka walked in.
"The CWCperial Senate is no longer any concern to us." Patti said. "I've just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently, the last remnants of the Old CWCVille have been swept away."
"Impossible." The commander replied. "How will the Emperor maintain control?"
"The Region Manajerks now have complete control over their regions.Fear will keep them in line." Patti-Chan explained.
"And what of the Trolls? If they have the plans to this station they could use it to find a weakness and exploit it." The commander continued.
"Mm, yeah I'm workin on that." Lord Kaka said.
"Any attack made by the Trolls against us will be useless." A Manajerk said. "This station is now the ultimate weapon in CWCVille, I suggest we use it."
"I said I'm workin on it!" Lord Kaka screamed.
"Your PlayStation Triple has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, your lazy Lord Kaka." The Manajerk said.
Suddenly Lord Kaka began to walk towards the Manajerk and scream "I AM NOT LAZY!" Followed by one of his signature moves. "CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA!" He screamed. The Manajerk suddenly felt so other worldly power grow over him. "I find your lack of ass patting disturbing" Lord Kaka told him.
"Enough of this!" Patti-Chan told Kaka. "Kaka release him!"
"As you wish." Kaka said as he removed the curse from the Manajerk.
"This bickering is pointless, Lord Kaka will get the location of the Trolls, by the time this station is operational." Patti said. "We will then crush the trolling stupids with one swift stroke."
Back in CWCVille, Sonichu and Snyder are investigating an attacked transport.
"What a mess. There's no mistake it was Ween Kids. Look there's JULAY written all over the place. These are the same men who sold us Magi-Chan and Bionic." Sonichu said while examining the site.
"Ween Kids always stick around to watch the aftermath, these people didn't stick around. Only CWCperial JerkTroopers could be so smart." Snyder said.
Sonichu glanced over at Magi-Chan and Bionic realizing the situation.
"If the CWCperials tracked them here and they found out who they sold them to, that would lead them back…home." Sonichu said while jumping into his Ford Escort.
Sonichu arrived back at his home to find it engulfed in flames. "Uncle Smithey?! Aunt Corina?!" He shouted, until he spotted their chard remains outside of the home. A tear ran down Sonichu's face and he turned back to get in his vehicle.
Sonichu arrived back at the site finding Magi-Chan throwing the remains found there in a fire. Sonichu walked up to Snyder.
"There's nothing you could have done Sonichu." Snyder said. "If you were there you could have been killed too."
"There's nothing for me here now." Sonichu told him. "I'll come with you to the Mal-Wart Region and learn za power and become a CWCki like my father."
Aboard the space station S-CHU Ball, Darth Kaka walks down the prisoner blockade followed by two JerkTroopers. He presses a button and opens up a cell with Rosechu inside. "Now Rosechu." Kaka said. "You will provide us with the location of the Trolls base. Officer Nasty, are you ready?" Then a plastic doll floated in and the cell door shut behind them.
We find Sonichu, Snyder, Magi-Chan, and Bionic standing on a cliff overlooking the spaceport.
"Get-Tar Region Spaceport." Snyder said to Sonichu. "You'll never find a more autistic hive of dirty, crapped briefs and villainy. We must be cautious."
The group rode into town and came to a stop by CWCperial JerkTroopers.
"Halt! Halt!" Said the JerkTrooper. "How long have you had these electric hedgehog Pokemon?"
"About three or four years." Sonichu said.
"Not for sale if you want them." Snyder told him.
"Can I see your identification?" The JerkTrooper asked.
"You don't need to see his identification." Snyder said while getting out of the Escort.
"Uh, I don't need to see your identification." The JerkTrooper said in a nervous voice.
"That wooden badge was delicious." Snyder said.
"Uh, right. The JerkTrooper said. "That wooden badge was delicious!"
"Move along." Snyder said as he got back into the car.
"Move along, move along." The JerkTrooper told them.
Sonichu stopped over by the closest CWCDee's Restaurant, a hotspot for pilots.
"I can't believe we got past those JerkTroopers, I thought we were dead." Sonichu said.
"Za Power can have a strong influence on the cowardly." Snyder explained.
"Are you sure we are going to find a pilot here?" Sonichu asked.
"Some the best pilots can be found here, only watch your step. This place can be a little rough." Synder told him.
"Magi-Chan, Bionic, keep an eye out." Sonichu said.
"Yes, sir." Magi-Chan said.
Sonichu and Snyder headed into the CWCDee's. Inside a familiar song to Sonichu was playing, So Need a Cute Girl. Sonichu looked around a very diverse crowd. Snyder met up with a Pickle to talk about getting a ship, and Sonichu looked to get a Q-Sand.
Snyder walked up to Sonichu. "PickleMan here is the first mate of a ship that might suit us." He said as the two walked over to a table with PickleMan and an electric hedgehog Pokemon with a red, white, and blue shirt on an glasses.
"I'm Asperchu, Captain of The Third Date. PickleMan here tells me you're looking for passage to the Mal-Wart Region." He explained.
"Yes, indeed. If it is a fast ship." Snyder told him.
"Fast ship? You've never heard if The Third Date?" Asperchu asked.
"Should I have?" Snyder responded.
"It's the ship that got me the hanky panky in less than four dates." Asperchu said. "I've outrun CWCperial Place Destroyers and then mini ones you see flying around, I mean the big ones. What's the cargo?" He asked.
"Oh, Myself, the boy, two electric hedgehog Pokemon. And no questions asked." Snyder said.
"What is it? Some kind of local trouble?" Asperchu asked.
"Let's just say we'd like to avoid any CWCperial entanglements." Snyder told him.
"We'll that's the trick isn't it? An it's going to cost you. $9,001." Asperchu said.
"9,001?!" Sonichu exclaimed. "We could almost buy as new PSTriple with that! We don't have stand for this lets go." Sonichu said as Snyder raises his hand to calm him down.
"Alright." Snyder said.
"Ok, looks like you've got yourselves a ship, docking bay 34." Asperchu said.
"34." Snyder repeated.
Outside the CWCDee's Snyder and Sonichu gather up their things. "You'll have to sell your Escort." Snyder told Sonichu.
"No worries, I'm never coming back to this region again."
Back inside the cantina with Asperchu. "9,001! Those guys must really be desperate. Listen go get the ship ready I'll meet you there." Asperchu said while getting out of his seat. Suddenly Asperchu came face to face with a cat like person.
"Going some where Aspie?" The cat said.
"Ah, Kitty, I was just on my way to tell your boss, Barba that I've got her q-sand." Asperchu told her.
"It's too late for that." She said. "Maybe if you give me the q-sand then we can forget about it."
"I don't have it with me. Tell Barba…" Asperchu said as he was cut off by Kitty.
"Barba's done with trouble makers like you who drop their CWCDee's at the first sight of CWCperial forces." Kitty said.
"Do you think I had the choice?" Asperchu said while placing his hand over his megatron pistol.
"You can tell that to Barba, she may only take your ship." Kitty told him.
"Over my dead body." Asperchu replied,
"That's the idea. I've been wanting to do this for a long time." Kitty said while reaching for her pistol.
"Yes, I'll bet you have." Asperchu said. Suddenly a large flash hit Kitty, and she fell face first on the table. Asperchu got up took out a C Quarter and have it to the CWCDee's employee. "Sorry about the mess." Asperchu told him.
Aboard the S-CHU Ball. "Her resistance to Officer Nasty is considerable. It'll be some time before distract the information from her." Kaka told Patti.
"Perhaps she will respond to an alternative form of persuasion." Patti said.
"Uh, could you repeat that, I didn't understand what you meant?" Kaka asked.
"I think it's time to demonstrate the full power of this battle station." Patti said as she looked over to a JerkTrooper. "Set your course to Rosechu's home, the Mal-Wart Region."
"Yes, sir" the JerkTrooper replied.
Sonichu and Snyder just finished selling the Escort at the dealership and was now heading towards the docking bay.
"He says it's the best he can do, since the Ford Escort came out it just has been in demand." Sonichu told Snyder.
"It'll do." Snyder replied.
The two followed by Magi-Chan and Bionic walk into docking bay 34 and spot a large gray, bulky ship, and Asperchu cleaning it.
"What a piece of junk!" Sonichu exclaimed.
"She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts, I've made a few modifications myself." Asperchu told him. "We're a little rushed, so if you would get onboard we'll get out of here."
Unknown to Sonichu and Snyder, they were being followed by a figure cloaked in black, a CWCperial Spy. The spy called JerkTroopers in and they were right outside.
"Which way did they go?" The JerkTrooper asked. The figure pointed towards docking bay 34. "Alright men, load your weapons!"
Soon JerkTroopers began to flood into the docking bay and began to fire at the ship. Asperchu reached for his pistol and return fire taking down only a few before running inside to his ship.
"PickleMan get us out of here!" He screamed. And soon they were airborne and heading out of the Get-Tar Spaceport.
Behind them two CWCperial Place Destroyers were tailing them and firing off shots. Asperchu quickly made the jump to chinaspeed and they escape the CWCpire.
The S-CHU Ball is now hovering over the Mal-Wart Region.
"We've targeted the Mal-Wart Region." A JerkTrooper said. Just then Rosechu was lead in by Darth Kaka.
"Ah, Patti-Chan. I knew Kaka was holding your leash when I smelt the smell of wet dog when I was brought onboard." Rosechu smirked.
"Charming til the last." Patti said. "You don't know how hard it was signing the orders to terminate you."
"I'm surprised you had the courage to do it yourself." Rosechu said.
"Rosechu, before your execution I want you to be our guest in a demonstration that will make the battle station the talk of the town. No one will dare oppose the Emperor after this." Patti said. "So we are going to demonstrate the power of the station on your home region of Mal-Wart."
"No! Mal-Wart is peaceful we have no weapons!" Rosechu exclaimed.
"If you have an alternative, then name the region!" Patti told her as Rosechu glanced over at the screen looking at the region. "I grow tired of asking this. Where is the trolling stupids?"
"Mini-Mart Region." Rosechu said while bowing her head. "There in the Mini-Mart Region."
"You see Lord Kaka she can be reasonable, you may continue with the operation." Patti said.
"What?!" Rosechu asked.
"The Mini-Mart Region is too small of a location to demonstrate on, but don't worry we'll deal with your Trolling friends soon enough." Patti told her. Just then a large beam of light came out of the center of the S-CHU Ball and hit the Mal-Wart region destroying everything there.
Back aboard The Third Date, Sonichu was practicing at using the HeartTorch Saber, and Snyder went to go sit down. With concern Sonichu walked over to him. "Are you alright?" He asked.
"I've just felt a great disturbance in za power. Like the voices of a million trolls suddenly cried out in terror and were silenced. I feel something terrible has just happened." Snyder told him. "You should get along with your exercises." He told Sonichu.
Sonichu returned to his position and activated his HeartTorch Saber.
"Remember a CWCki can feel za power flowing through him." Snyder said.
"You mean it controls your actions?" Sonichu asked.
"Partially, but it also obeys your commands." Snyder said.
"Old prophecies and Anchuent weapons are no match for good megatron pistol at your side." Asperchu said.
"You don't believe in za power? Do you?" Sonichu asked Asperchu.
"Kid, I've flown to one side of CWCVille to the other and I've seen a lot of strange things. But no one is going to make me believe there's an all powerful force trolling everything. Ain't no one going to troll me." Asperchu said, while Snyder chuckled at the last thing he said.
A beeping sound came from a nearby computer. "Looks like we're coming up on the Mal-Wart Region." Asperchu said.
Asperchu and PickleMan walked into the cockpit of the ship. The ship came out of chinaspeed. "Whoa." Asperchu said.
"What is it?" Sonichu asked
"The Mal-Wart Region it's not there." Asperchu said.
"It was destroyed by the CWCpire." Snyder told them.
"A ship can't destroy an entire region." Asperchu said. Suddenly the group spotted a moon shaped object.
"What's that? Is that the moon?" Sonichu asked as the ship was getting closer.
"That's no moon. It's a pokeball." Snyder said. "Turn the ship around." Snyder told Aperchu.
"Yea, I think we should. PickleMan turn us around." Asperchu said. The ship then begun to shake.
"We can't turn around, they've got us in a tractor beam. I'm going to have to shut down. they aren't going to get me without a fight!" Asperchu said.
"You can't win, but there are alternatives to trolling." Snyder said.
Inside the S-CHU Ball Manajerks meeting room.
"Sir, we searched the Mini-Mart Region, and found a Trolling base but its been deserted for some time." The Manajerk said.
"She lied! She lied to us!" Patti said angrily to Kaka.
"I told you she would never betray the trolls." Kaka told her.
"Terminate her! Imidiately!" Patti exclaimed. Just then another Manajerk walked in.
"Sir, we've captured a small ship that just exited chinaspeed. It's marking match the one that blasted itself out of the Get-Tar Region." He said.
"It must be friends of Rosechu trying to return the data plans to her. She may be of some use to us yet." Kaka said as he left the room.
The Third Date entered the S-CHU Ball and landed in the hangar bay. Groups of JerkTroopers and Manajerks scurried throug the hallways to reach the hangar to inspect the ship. Darth Kaka went to the hangar to see what the problem was.
A Manajerk walked up to him.
"Sir they are no life forms aboard." He said.
"Did you find any electric hedgehog Pokemon?" Kaka asked.
"No sir, the escape pods must have been used." The Manajerk said.
"Send a scanning group aboard, I want all parts of this ship checked." Kaka said.
"Yes sir." The Manajerk responded.
"Funny…I sense a presence I have not felt since…" Kaka said as he walked away. The Manajerk ordered most of the JerkTroopers back to their original posts, but left two of them to guard the ship. The scanning team boarded the ship, and inside there was a small scuffle.
"Hey! Could you give us a hand with this?" A voice yelled down to the JerkTroopers. The troopers walked into the ship and a laser blast could be heard.
Inside to office overlooking the hangar.
"JT-R34, why aren't you at your post?" The Manajerk asked. The JerkTrooper walked out of the ship below and knocked on his helmet. The Manajerk gave a salute and told the others "There's something wrong with the helmet communications, I'm going down there." The Manajerk walked over to the door and opened it. Standing in front of him was a large pickle. PickleMan knocked him down, and Asperchu shot at the other Manajerks in the room. Snyder, Asperchu, PickleMan, Magi-Chan and Bionic walked into the room. Behind them Sonichu followed and closed the door.
"It's a miracle with your blasting that the while station doesn't know we're here!" Sonichu snapped.
"Bring them on." Asperchu said. "I deserve a fair fight."
Snyder walked over to Bionic.
"See if you can locate the controls for the tractor beam." Snyder said. Bionic began typing furiously to find the controls.
"They are on level 2 block 24." Bionic said. Snyder walked towards Sonichu.
"I'll go deactivate the tractor beam. The safest thing for you is to stay here." Snyder said as he walked to the door and opened it. He looked back at Sonichu. "Za power will be with you, always." He said, then he walked away and the door close behind him.
"Where did you that old fossil?" PickleMan asked Sonichu.
"John, is a great man." Sonichu said.
"I found her! I found her!" Bionic said.
"Found who?" Sonichu asked.
"Rosechu! I found Rosechu." Bionic said.
"Rosechu? Where is she?" Sonichu asked.
"She's in the prisoner blockade." Bionic told him.
"We'll we've got to go get her!" Sonichu said.
"What? Wait! Wait! What is going on?" Asperchu asked.
"Rosechu, she's the one from the message." Sonichu explained.
"Sir." Magi-Chan said. "It seems she's scheduled for termination."
"They're going to kill her? We've gotta go save her!" Sonichu said.
"Better her than me!" Asperchu said.
"But they're going to kill her. Look a second ago you said you wanted to go out there! And now all you want to do is stay?" Sonichu said.
"Marching into the prisoner blockade wasn't what I had in mind." Asperchu said.
Sonichu quickly thought of something to bribe Asperchu with.
"She's a woman. If you saved her she'd probably give you her china or some money." Sonichu said.
"Fine, but only for the money." Asperchu said.
"Alright, Magi-Chan, Bionic stay here and use your psychic powers to communicate with us." Sonichu said as he grabbed some cuffs to put around PickleMan. Now I'm going to put these on you." Sonichu said. Sonichu, Asperchu, and PickleMan headed to the prisoner blockade.
In the Manajerk meeting room.
"Michael Snyder is here." Kaka told Patti.
"Michael Snyder! Are you sure?" Patti asked.
"A tremor in za power. Las time I felt it, it was in the presence of the manager of The Place." Kaka explained.
"Impossible. He must be dead by now." Patti told him.
"Do not underestimate za power." Kaka said.
"My friend, the CWCki are extinct, and you are the only one who's left to know about them." Patti said.
"He is here, and za power is with him. I must face him alone." Kaka said and he turned around and walked out.
Sonichu, Asperchu, and PickleMan reach the prisoner blockade and walked in. A ManaJerk walked up to the disguise Sonichu.
"What's this?" He asked.
"New prisoner." Sonichu said.
"New prisoner? I wasn't informed. Let me check." The Manajerk said.
PickleMan then escaped from his cuffs and the group began to shoot at the Manajerks and JerkTroopers.
Asperchu walked over to the console the Manajerk was behind.
"Alright, Rosechu is in cell number 13." Asperchu told Sonichu.
Sonichu quickly found the cell and opened it up. Inside he found Rosechu sleeping.
"Uh, excuse me." Sonichu said. Rosechu woke up and looked him.
"A little thin to be a JerkTrooper." She said.
"Huh?" Sonichu asked. "Oh the uniform." He remembered. Sonichu took off the helmet. "I'm Sonichu, I'm here to rescue you."
"Who?" Rosechu asked.
"I'm Sonichu. I'm here with John Snyder!" He said.
"John Snyder? Where is he?" Rosechu said as she jumped up.
"Follow me." Sonichu said as they raced out of the cell.
We join Snyder as he is making his way to the tractor beam controls. He enters the room with the controls and quickly tries to find the switch that deactivates the tractor beam.
"Ah here it is." He says as he hits the switch. He quickly exits the room to make his way back to the Third Date.
"Get behind me!" Asperchu yells. A group of JerkTroopers brake into the prisoner blockade and shots go off as JerkTroopers fall to the floor. Asperchu and PickleMan retreat.
"This is some rescue." Rosechu tells them.
"Be quiet heartsweet!" Asperchu snaps.
Rosechu takes Sonichu's blaster and shoots at the vent.
"Into the vent quickly!" She says.
The four of them jump in and find theirselves in a dank, musty room full of clutter.
"Look at this place. Hoarders." Asperchu says.
Sonichu then attempts to get in contact with Magi-Chan.
"Magi-Chan, where are you?" Sonichu asks.
"Bionic and I are right across from the ship." He responds.
Open up all the hoarder areas, please." Sonichu says.
Suddenly the door opens an the four exit the room and make their way back to the ship.
In the halls of the S-CHU Ball, Snyder is still making his way back to the ship. He stops, because he smells a very foul odory stench masked with something like Axe. He turns around and sees the Dark Lord of the Autists himself. Kaka walks towards him.
"Hello, Michael. I see, uh... You've been, I see you're looking well. Haven't changed much since, for the past almost two years." Kaka said.
"You violate your own 'restraining order'." Kaka says.
"The last time I left you I was but da trainer, now I'm da very best." He said.
"Only the very best of Tomgirls, Darth." Snyder remarked. As the two drew out their HeartTorch sabers and began to battle.
"Your powers are weak old man." Kaka told him.
"If you strike me down, I'll only become more powerful in the troll's eyes than you could possibly imagine." Snyder said.
Kaka then let out a great big sigh.
The two moved from their original position to a door that lead to the hangar where The Third Date was. Sonichu, Rosechu, Asperchu, and PickleMan made their way to the ship. Magi-Chan and Bionic followed. Sonichu heard the commotion between Snyder and Kaka and watched as his mentor battled. Snyder noticed Sonichu and glanced at him and smiled. He deactivated his HeartTorch Saber.
"If I'm going to Hell." He said to Kaka. "Then I'm holding the door open for you." and he was struck down by Darth Kaka.
"JEW!" Kaka screamed as he pranced over Snyder's remains.
Sonichu saw this site and screamed, "NO!"
In his mind he heard the voice of his mentor, "Run Sonichu Run!" It said. And he ran into the ship.
Asperchu lifted off and escaped the S-CHU Ball. Inside Sonichu took a seat and started thinking about the death of Snyder.
"I can't believe he's gone." He said.
In the cockpit of the ship Asperchu and Rosechu were talking.
"I just hope the data on the device is still intact." Rosechu said.
"What's so important about it, what's it carrying?" Asperchu asked.
"The technical readouts of that battle station. I just hope that we can find a weakness." Rosechu explained.
"Listen I'm not in it for the trolling I expect to be well paid." Asperchu told her.
"If money's what you want, then money you shall receive." Rosechu said.
Inside the S-CHU Ball.
"You're sure the tracking beacon is in their ship?" Patti asked.
"Yes, now those trolling stupids will lead us right to their base." Kaka said.
The Third Date then flees to the PVCC Region, where the hidden base of the Trolls is.
Inside the hidden base, a group of pilots, and Sonichu have a meeting about the S-CHU Ball's weakness.
"As you can see the S-CHU Ball has very little defenses due to Lord Kaka's purchasing of the city's 'vidya' so the CWCpire doesn't expect any small man fighter to be trouble. Now to destroy the S-CHU Ball you will need to fly into this small trench and fire a missile into a hole that is only two meters wide." The Troll Commander, Clyde Cash, said.
"That's impossible even for an AutoBot." One of the pilots said.
"It's not that hard." Sonichu said.
"May za power be with us." Commander Cash said.
The group of pilots made their way out to their Q-Wings and prepared for the attack. They launched their Q-Wings and headed for the S-CHU Ball that was closing in to destroy the region.
"Lock Q foils in attack position." Blue leader said. "Blue leader standing by."
"Green leader standing by." The green leader said.
"Blue 6 standing by." Sonichu said.
"Look at the size of that thing!" The pilot, Matthew said.
"Cut the chit chat, Blue 4." Blue leader said. "Green leader get ready to go down to start your run."
The Green leader flew down into the trench along with two others from the green group.
"Turning on my targeting computer." Green leader said.
Inside the S-CHU Ball, Darth Kaka headed down to the fighter hangars. "A group of trolls have broken of da main group, come with me." He told JerkTrooper pilots. Kaka and the pilots jumped into the PSEye Fighters and flew into space.
"Some fighters are coming in!" Blue leader told the squadron.
"Watch your back!" Blue 3 said.
PSEye Fighters flew in behind the group of Q-Fighters flying in the trench attempting to fire torpedoes into the 2 meter hole.
The PSEye Fighter Darth Kaka was in began to fire at the Q-Fighters. Kaka shot all of them down.
"Those PSEye Fighters shot them down!" Matthew exclaimed.
"Alright, Blue 8, 9 come with me we're going to start our run. Blue 6, 3, and 4 wait for us to finish and if we don't make it prepare to start your run." Blue leader told them.
Blue leader went down into the trench and started his run. The PSEye fighters closed in to take them down.
The group of PSEye Fighters shot at them and the Blue leader and the pilots that followed him were shot down. Now it was all up to Sonichu and the others to destroy the S-CHU Ball.
“Alright boys let’s take this thing out!” Sonichu said to the others.
Sonichu and his fellow pilots followed behind him as they flew into the trench. Sonichu switched on his targeting computer, just then the voice of Michael Snyder said to him “Use za power, Sonichu.” the voice said. “Let go Sonichu, feel the trolling around you.”
Behind him Darth Kaka and his pilots followed.
“Za power is strong with this one.” Kaka said as he was targeting Sonichu’s Q-Wing.
Just then The Third Date flew out of nowhere to save Sonichu. and caused Kaka’s PSEye Fighter to fly out of the trench and wander in space away from the S-CHU Ball.
“Alright Sonichu let’s blow this thing and go home.” Asperchu said.
Sonichu fired his torpedo and it went into the hole. the remaining Q-Wings and The Third Date flew back to the PVCC Region. Behind them the S-CHU Ball blew up and disintegrated into a million little pieces.
“Great shot Sonichu!” Asperchu cheered.
Once again Sonichu heard the voice of Snyder. “Remember, Za power will be with you...always.” it said.
Back at the PVCC the Trolls held a ceremony for the heroes. The door to the hall opened up for Sonichu and Asperchu and the two saw a large group of men and women waiting for their arrival. They both began to walk towards towards Rosechu. Standing on the steps by the throne Rosechu presents Sonichu and Asperchu with medals made out of Crayola Model Magic and that looked just like them. The two turned to the crowd of Trolls who cheered with excitement.